0:00:02 > 0:00:04Minions, I ask you, why pay the garbage man
0:00:04 > 0:00:08when we can launch a year's worth of our trash into the sun?
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Ugh, all ready, Voltar, sir.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Doktor Frogg, commence the countdown!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17We'll have lift off in five...
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Four...
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Three...
0:00:20 > 0:00:21In two...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Well, that's that.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27BURP!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28One.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00PHONE RINGS
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Hello?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Beg your pardon?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Is my refrigerator running?!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, why, yes it is!
0:01:07 > 0:01:08I should go catch it.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Glory away!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13PHONE RINGS
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Anita Bath?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Do you know Anita Bath?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19THEY LAUGH
0:01:19 > 0:01:21VOICE ON PHONE LAUGHS
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Grrr!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Graow!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oooh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ooh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Err, what are you doing, Voltar?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I - get this -
0:01:34 > 0:01:36call people I don't even know
0:01:36 > 0:01:39and annoy them over the phone!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Red Menace?- Yes, Voltar?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Err, black liquorice twisty blob?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Bleurgh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Those things are so foul, even I won't touch them.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Now, quit snacking
0:01:51 > 0:01:54and get me the next number in the Metrotown Phone Book!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Err, bad news, Voltar.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Zyzwykowski was the last one. We've annoy-called the whole city!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03NOOOO!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Well, it was fun while it lasted.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Hmmm.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I've got an idea.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Ringtone to Cellular. Come in, Cellular.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Yes, Ringtone. Almost done.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21CAT MEOWS
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Ha ha, with Frogg's giant satellite thingy,
0:02:23 > 0:02:28I'll be able to annoy-call people around the world!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Without paying those pesky long-distance charges.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Red Menace, start dialling.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Err, five, five, five
0:02:37 > 0:02:39four, three...
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Infernal cables! I just...
0:02:43 > 0:02:48..four, six, one, one, one, one...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50SATELLITE HUMS
0:02:50 > 0:02:52No! Wait!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Aaargh!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04PHONE RINGS
0:03:07 > 0:03:08It's ringing!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10So are my ears.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12DIALLING TONE RINGS
0:03:12 > 0:03:16PHONE RINGS
0:03:16 > 0:03:24Who DARES disturb Emperor Doomongo the Ginormous' slumbers?!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28DISGUISES VOICE: Um, excuse me, Mr Ginormous,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31but is your refrigerator running?
0:03:33 > 0:03:38If, by refrigerator, you mean my Normidium Cooling Orb,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40the answer is YES!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Um, Normidium Cooling Orb?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Now, if you disturb me again,
0:03:46 > 0:03:51I'll have you thrown into the Great Void of Zarkon! Gah!
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Something felt a little off about that last call, Voltar.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Yeah.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59He didn't seem annoyed enough.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Red, redial.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04HE SNORES
0:04:04 > 0:04:07PHONE RINGS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10'WHAAAAT?'
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Now, THAT'S more like it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14'You barely sounded annoyed that first time.'
0:04:14 > 0:04:18You actually seek to annoy Humongo,
0:04:18 > 0:04:23ruler of the Ginormans, enslaver of worlds?!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27'Mightiest warrior in the universe?!'
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Um, yeah.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I didn't call to ask about the weather.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Ha ha ha.- GULP!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36This is your final warning.
0:04:36 > 0:04:42Apologise lest you incur the wrath of Humongo!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44'Apologise? Never!'
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Especially not to some so-called emperor
0:04:48 > 0:04:50of a country I've never even heard of.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54That man didn't seem too happy, Voltar.
0:04:54 > 0:05:00Pfft, what's he going to do, track me down and MAKE me apologise?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Track him down!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Make him apologise!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18PEOPLE SCREAM
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Ooh, he sounded REALLY annoyed!
0:05:41 > 0:05:46Grr, another evil triumph by the League of Super Evil(!)
0:05:46 > 0:05:48TV SWITCHES ON
0:05:49 > 0:05:51ALIENS! EVERY VILLAIN FOR HIMSELF!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56'We interrupt this frightening image for important news.'
0:05:56 > 0:06:00'My fellow citizens, our planet is under siege.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05'An alien invader has threatened... consequences if he doesn't get
0:06:05 > 0:06:08'the so-called annoying caller to apologise to him.'
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Voltar prank-called the ruler of an interstellar alien fleet?!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16The Great Voltar does not apologise... EVER!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Err...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Right, minions?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Here, the annoying caller.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27TRAITORS!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Sorry, Voltar, but it was the right thing to do.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35Yeah, and the army offered a reward for your capture as well.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38'Humongo, we have the annoying caller'.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42And he WILL apologise.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56PEOPLE SCREAM
0:07:00 > 0:07:03We meet at last, annoying caller.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07I believe you have something to say to me?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Erm...
0:07:12 > 0:07:13MUFFLED SPEECH
0:07:22 > 0:07:27I...accept the apology.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Phew!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Consider yourselves lucky, puny...
0:07:33 > 0:07:34HE GASPS
0:07:34 > 0:07:38He had his fingers crossed!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41The apology DID NOT COUNT!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49A simple apology would have spared you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:56But now you shall face me in battle.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00THEY CHEER
0:08:03 > 0:08:06You look a lot taller up close.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13You can do it, Voltar. Whoo!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17You're going down, Peewee!
0:08:17 > 0:08:23This will be a glorious battle! Ha ha ha!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Hwah!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27THEY GASP
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Ooh, can you two just get this duel to the death over with?!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Some of us would like to sneak in a little evil this afternoon.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46THEY PANT
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Enough!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Bleugh... you!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59I propose a tactical cessation of hostilities.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Agreed.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06I shall spare this foolish planet if...
0:09:06 > 0:09:09you pay me a peace tribute.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11A what?!
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Urgh, just give him something, Voltar, and he'll leave.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Ya-ooh! Yeah, hey.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24A peace tribute. Sure thing, there, Humungo, my man.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Let's see.
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Here's some precious pocket mint and a priceless penny. Ooh!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Ooh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38An earth delicacy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43A black liquorice twisty blob.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Deal!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55CROWD CHEERS
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Thanks for saving the world, Voltar.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03And they didn't even take any of the good stuff.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Ahem, no need to thank me, puny citizens.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Now, about your annoy-calling.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Err, heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh.
0:10:24 > 0:10:30Foolish earthling, does he not realise that he just gave me
0:10:30 > 0:10:35the most powerful dark matter in the universe?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Now that our dark matter core is fully charged,
0:10:44 > 0:10:51the universe shall soon feel the gigantic wrath of the Ginormans!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh, tea time!
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Muh-hah-hah-hah!
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