0:00:03 > 0:00:06It's the Henchbot 17 and 32 show.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Starring Henchbot 17...
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Henchbot 32.
0:00:12 > 0:00:18Guest starring General Sergeant as Mrs Johnson.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21And introducing Skullossus as himself.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Ha-ha-ha!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Boy, they'll put anything on TV these days.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02And in other news, black liquorice twisty blobs
0:01:02 > 0:01:05long regarded as the world's yuckiest tasting candy
0:01:05 > 0:01:07are vanishing by the pocketful.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09A group of villains called
0:01:09 > 0:01:14The League Of Super Evil is claiming responsibility.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17In response to this, experts say, "Who cares?"
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Muh-hah-hah-hah, in the news again.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Operation Black Liquorice Swipe is moving along according to schedule.
0:01:28 > 0:01:34Don't you think it's strange we're grabbing liquorice twisty blobs?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Voltar hates black liquorice twisty blobs.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Hah-hah-hah!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46You don't think something's wrong with him, do you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Ach, pfft, don't be ridiculous, Red Menace, Voltar's fine.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56CHOMP! CHOMP!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Eh-heh-heh...
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Everyone knows that bugs are an excellent source of protein. Eh-heh.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12The great Voltar demands to be released!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And bring me back my evil helmet of evil!
0:02:15 > 0:02:21I warn you, my loyal henchmen will be busting me out any second now.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yes, sir, any second.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29WHOOSHING NOISE
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Eek, my helmet.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You're sliming it up.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37All right, alien,
0:02:37 > 0:02:41what do you want? Gold, lasers, my secret recipe for exploding fudge?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Oh, you've already given me plenty, Voltar.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Your lair as a base of operation,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52your identity as cover,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55your league as my willing servants.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57And of course, the best thing of all,
0:02:57 > 0:02:59this...
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Black liquorice twisty blobs?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:03:05 > 0:03:11Well, the joke's on you, slimeball. That's the worst candy...ever!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Yes, and for good reason.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18What you primitive beings think is candy
0:03:18 > 0:03:23is what the rest of the galaxy calls "ultronium 94",
0:03:23 > 0:03:28the most powerful dark matter in the uuuu-universe!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Seriously?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35After I've gathered your world's entire supply,
0:03:35 > 0:03:40I'll unleash its dark power on anyone that stands in my way.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43The universe will have no choice
0:03:43 > 0:03:47but to submit to the mighty Humungo!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You won't get away with this, Humungo.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58No-one steals Voltar's evil helmet of evil... No-one!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Your meal, prisoner.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08The only thing I'm hungry for is escape.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Hand over all your black liquorice twisty blobs
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- or all your ranthars get thrown to the gardhacs!- Hmmm.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- We were never going to sell them anyway.- Ha, success!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- It's so...beautiful.- I don't know,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54this just doesn't feel like something Voltar would do.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Shh, who cares? It's big and dangerous looking.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Heh-heh-heh-heh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:03CLANG!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE WHISTLES
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Recalibrate the cleznut.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Take the blaznards on that quaznar.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Hey, what you building, Voltar?
0:05:18 > 0:05:24I, erm, got you guys a really expensive TV satellite dish
0:05:24 > 0:05:28to, erm, thank you for all your hard work.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Uh! Voltar never thanks us for our hard work.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Imposter!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Put the mask back on. It's not too late, we didn't see anything.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42What have you done with Voltar?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Oh, erm, nothing.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Oh, phew.
0:05:46 > 0:05:52Only locked him away, so that I, Humungo the Ginorman
0:05:52 > 0:05:57can use your intricate knowledge of twisty blob locations
0:05:57 > 0:06:00for phase one of my plan. Gaaaah!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Did you hear that, Frogg? We have intricate knowledge.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08But now that my giant black liquorice space cannon is complete,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10the universe will be ours!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Muh-huh-huh-huh!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Almost there.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Victory...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, man!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Voltar!- What are you doing here?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I'm so glad you're safe.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Eugh...
0:06:33 > 0:06:37It was horrible, Voltar! Humungo tricked us and filled our pool
0:06:37 > 0:06:39with liquorice twisty blobs.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43He built a giant cannon, he's trying to take over the universe!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46In MY helmet?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49No-one touches the great Voltar's evil helmet of evil.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Frogg, escape plan.- Voltar,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55the Ginormans are an advanced alien race.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Who knows what sort of deadly security systems keep us in here.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Thattaboy!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Now, let's go get my helmet.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Muh-huh-huh-huh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23'Attention.'
0:07:23 > 0:07:25As the leader of the world's most powerful army,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I order you...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Gnnnah... Uh...
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Oh, man!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40SCREAMING AND SQUEALING
0:07:47 > 0:07:49THEY CHEER
0:07:49 > 0:07:52PITCHOW! SPLAT!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- CRASH! - Oh, no.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57HUMUNGO LAUGHS MADLY
0:07:57 > 0:08:01With my endless supply of ultronium 94,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05I will soon dominate the entire universe!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08THEY CHEER
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Erm, what's up, guys?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Oh-ho-ho-ho, so nice of you to show up.
0:08:15 > 0:08:21As you can see, your puny Earth military has been crushed
0:08:21 > 0:08:23by our Ginorman might.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27And soon, you shall be too.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Red, eat those twisty blobs!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Uh! He's eating our ultimate weapon.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And enjoying it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39These guys ARE super evil.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43You...!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Give me back my helmet!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Come and get it, Voltar.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Whee-ee-ee... Yah!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Woah, very nice(!)
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Our hopes rest on that mysterious paper bag man's shoulders.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09SHOUTING AND YELLING
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Ah-ha!
0:09:13 > 0:09:19Ah-ah-ah. Not a step closer, Voltar.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Eek, my helmet!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ahh... No!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Oh...no!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43No-oh-oh!
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Oh, Voltar! He's gone.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58HE SOBS
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Does this mean... I can have his room?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Don't even think about it, Dr Frogg!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Voltar, you're all right!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11You're...OK!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17The city is safe once again.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21General Sergeant has put a stop to the League Of Super Evil's
0:10:21 > 0:10:25dastardly plan for global supremacy.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27And, on a tragic note,
0:10:27 > 0:10:31the city paid tribute to the mysterious paper bag man,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35who played a crucial role in defeating the nefarious league.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Did you hear that?
0:10:36 > 0:10:42Nefarious... Hah-hah. We're the city's most diabolical villains, men.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Victory! Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Muh-huh-huh-huh! Muh-huh-huh-huh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Muh... Huh... Hee... Ha!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Oh...
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00LAUGHTER CONTINUES
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