0:00:02 > 0:00:05As your master I demand a slice! Doomageddon, I command you. Open up!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08I'm going in.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Urgh...
0:00:13 > 0:00:14What a mess!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ah-HA!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21VICTORY!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22- Eugh.- Ah...
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Come on, let's go make some mustard sandwiches.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Oh...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:01:00 > 0:01:01PHONE RINGS
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Pronto Pizza, home of the ten minute pizza.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08'Hello? Hell-ooo?!'
0:01:08 > 0:01:09'I know you're there.'
0:01:09 > 0:01:10It's...them!
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Stay calm. This time I will be ready.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Now, take the order.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Yes, sir.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31'Hell-oh-oh?!'
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Thank you for holding, may I help you?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Um, yes. I, the Great Voltar, would like to order an extra large pizza.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Half pepperoni, half sausage,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45and half the works!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Will that be all, sir?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Uh, hold on a minute.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52You guys want anything?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Could I have veggie, but with meat?
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Spicy wings. But not too spicy.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Wings and a small veggie, extra meat.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03AND...a diet soda.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06With three... No, no, wait.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08One straw.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13Now, if that's not here in exactly ten minutes...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15it's free, right?
0:02:15 > 0:02:16THEY GIGGLE
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Of course, sir. We guarantee it.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Yes!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Hand me the Doomsday clock.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25The time is presently 7:01pm.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Our delivery guy will be ringing your door bell
0:02:28 > 0:02:29in ten minutes or less.
0:02:29 > 0:02:36Ah... There is nothing sweeter than the taste of free pizza.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Doktor Frogg, Red Menace, the Doomsday clock is ticking.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44And we have a pizza delivery to delay.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Men - let's roll.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Um... Doktor Frogg?
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Aargh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Oh, Doomageddon, you goof-ball!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Delivery Guy, order on deck.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Mr Lee! Delivery Guy is on another run!
0:03:03 > 0:03:04What do we do?!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'll tell you what you're going to do, kid.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09You'll be taking this one.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12But...I'm just Phone Guy!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Not any more, son.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Not any more.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Good luck, Delivery Guy.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I won't let you down, sir.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31ENGINE CHOKES
0:03:40 > 0:03:44'Double Cheese to Big Slice - come in, Big Slice.'
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Go ahead, Voltar.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47'Double Cheese! Call me Double Cheese.'
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Roger that, Double Cheese.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Red, the target is approaching your checkpoint.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57He should be there any second now.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah, hey, hi, hello...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, hi!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Something's wrong.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Mr Lee, we've got a problem.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I'm stuck on Berkeley Circle, and I can't get out.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32The phoney detour trick.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Guy, I need you to listen to me.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It's called a cul de sac.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Now, that's just a fancy name for a dead-end street.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41'I'm going to walk you through it.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43'Stay calm!'
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Mr Lee, I'm coming up on a roadblock.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's another trick, I repeat, it's a trick!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Aargh!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Waaaa!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Big Slice, Double Cheese.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Voltar, you're never going to believe this -
0:05:10 > 0:05:14he got stuck in a pothole and it wasn't even one of ours!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Uh, excuse me, sir,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18could you give me a hand here, please?
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Yeah, sure.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Huh, ups-a-daisy... Here you go.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25They should really do something about these streets.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Someone could get hurt. - Yeah, you said it. Thanks, mister.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, that's OK, don't mention it.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ah, Y'ello?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36'Big Slice! What's going on?'
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Ah...
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Eh...
0:05:38 > 0:05:41He is...unstoppable.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45The wily target is on the move, over.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49And he's right on schedule.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Wait a second!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53That's not the usual delivery guy!
0:05:53 > 0:05:58We are dealing with a wild card, Frogg. Be prepared for anything!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Well played, Mr Lee.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Well played.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Yes...
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Soon you will fall victim to my global traffic disrupter.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Ha-HA!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh! Whoa!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Oh!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Oh!
0:06:30 > 0:06:35With this, we can bring the whole world to its knees!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Mwah!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Aargh!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49All this for not so spicy spicy wings?
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Curses!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Grr... All right - this one never fails.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Now we'll see what you're made of, new guy.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04My baby, my... (IN HIGHER VOICE) My baby!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Waa-haaaa....
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Goo-goo, gaa-gaa...
0:07:10 > 0:07:14I know this is probably gonna cost me the delivery,
0:07:14 > 0:07:16but that big, ugly baby needs me.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Goo-goo, gaa-gaa!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Hang on, baby, I'll save you!
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Oops.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Goo-goo!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Almost, pizza guy.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Waaa.... Whoa!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Huh? Aah!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Whoa, aah!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Whoa, ahh, ahh! Whoa!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ha-ha-ha!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Whoa!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Aah! No! Aargh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Ha-ha-ha! No! Curses.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12It's all right, little guy, I've got you.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Hey! And what do you know -
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I'm right up the street from my delivery.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Drat. DRAT!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22This guy is good.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Double Cheese to Big Slice and Thin Crust, fall back to base.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28He can't make it to the doorbell.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I'm in. I'm walking towards the front door.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Guy! Don't move!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36One more step and it's over!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Oh, phew! Aah!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Oh! Ah!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Ooh! Hey!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Guy! Step away from the tip.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54It's a trap!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Victory is so close.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I can almost taste the pepperoni.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03But he's almost at the front step!
0:09:05 > 0:09:10Oh. Well, even if he does manage to survive the Walkway Of Certain Doom,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13he'll never survive our greatest weapon -
0:09:13 > 0:09:16DOOMAGEDDON!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17HE SNORES
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Cute! He's taking a nap.- Drat!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Frogg! The door bell! Disable the door bell!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27All ready on it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30OK, red...
0:09:30 > 0:09:32No, no, blue?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Red...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43NO SOUND
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh...
0:09:45 > 0:09:47ALARM RINGS
0:09:49 > 0:09:52We did it. VICTORY!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Foiled again, Pizza Guy!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00We'll take our free pie, now.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I think your doorbell's broken.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'll get right on that.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11And next time we'll order extra cheese.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Aargh! Doomageddon! No!
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Grab him!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Oh!- Ow!- Aah!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Aargh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32AARGH!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Thi... Zzz... Na... Ooh!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Oh... Hey!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Enjoy your free pizza, thanks for the tip.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh yeah? Well... That's right...
0:10:52 > 0:10:56It was free. So...take that, Mr Lee.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:10:58 > 0:11:00HE BURPS
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