Slam Dunked

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03..Force Fighters V...

0:00:03 > 0:00:08Yes, men! What we need is a cool TV show to boost our profile

0:00:08 > 0:00:11and strike fear into the heart of the neighbourhood.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Voltar - sinister scooter.

0:00:13 > 0:00:17Red Menace - swell shopping cart!

0:00:18 > 0:00:22Doktor Frogg - interesting ice cream truck.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27League of Super Evil annoyify!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30EERIE MUSIC, EVIL LAUGHTER

0:00:30 > 0:00:32MUSIC SCREECHES TO HALT

0:00:32 > 0:00:33SPLAT!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Ah...- Huh?- Waaaarghh!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# League of Super Evil! #

0:00:53 > 0:00:55# League of Super Evil! #

0:01:04 > 0:01:06BUZZER SOUNDS Oops!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09CHEERING

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Wow, a slam dunk contest!- Ooh...

0:01:13 > 0:01:17You can count me out of any contest with the word 'slam' in it.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20You can definitely count me IN!

0:01:20 > 0:01:25No-one can dunk better than the great Voltar!

0:01:25 > 0:01:29OK, they're talking about basketballs not donuts, Voltar.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Whatever!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Stand aside. All right, Peewee,

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Hand it over. You're about to get 'oooned'.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Duh! - HE SQUEALS

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Waaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaah!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50CRASH!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Ow...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54LAUGHTER

0:01:54 > 0:01:59That's not funny! He caught me off guard. Red Menace, get me down.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02You lost, you're too short to dunk.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- You two are cool.- Really?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Aaaaaaah! Ooooooh! - THUD!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Hah! HE WHISTLES NONCHALANTLY

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Slam dunk contest, pfaah!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18I should go back and teach those kids a lesson.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah! Then I would rule the court.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- I just need to find a way... - LOUD THUDDING

0:02:23 > 0:02:25..to make myself taller.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28CRASH!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31SCREAMING

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Wow! A Shuriken Typhoon Super-S Atomic Destructo-bot.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42That's right, kid.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Don't skimp on the wax this time.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Just got Tina here some big-time upgrades and I want a showroom shine

0:02:51 > 0:02:55for my villainous afternoon rampage.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Commander Chaos will be back in an hour.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Eh...

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Hello, wash your robot, sir?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hmm...

0:03:11 > 0:03:14HE CHUCKLES

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Get lost!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20CRAZED LAUGHTER

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Come on, Doktor Frogg, you can do it!

0:03:25 > 0:03:30I told you, I'm not good at this stuff, I'm the brainy guy, remember!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- HE SQUEALS - NO!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'm going to make it. I'M GOING TO MAKE IT!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- I'm going... - SPLAT!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42OOOOH-AAAAH!

0:03:42 > 0:03:48- Who's too short now, puny flesh creatures?- Voltar?! Is that you?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50You better believe it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55And with my borrowed Shuriken Typhoon Super-S Atomic Destructo-bot

0:03:55 > 0:03:59I shall dominate this slam dunk contest.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04CRASH! BANG!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yes! IN YOUR FACE!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Woo-hoo!- Oh boy...

0:04:24 > 0:04:25BUZZING What is this?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28A giant rampaging robot alert!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Magenta!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Goldenrod!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Periwinkle!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40HE GRUNTS AND BREAKS WIND

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Seafoam Green!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Time to...actualize.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Rose, cool jet.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Seafoam Green, gnarly tank.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Goldenrod, slick hovercraft.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Magenta, sweet attack helicopter.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09TOILET FLUSHES

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Ooops! Sorry, I had to go.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Periwinkle, giant blue hand.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Force Fighters V!

0:05:25 > 0:05:30Men, I've a day's worth of evil planned and only an hour to do it.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33So, first, the amusement park.

0:05:33 > 0:05:39With this giant robot I'm finally tall enough to ride the Big Dipper!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Ha, ha, ha!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Yay! ALARM RINGS

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- 'Threat detected - brace for impact.'- Red, what did you do?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Nothing, honest, Voltar.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55'Brace for impact, brace for impact.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- 'Repeat - brace for impact.' - We're under attack!- What?!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01This better not delay my rollercoaster ride.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03'Brace for impact, brace for impact...'

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Does it have to keep saying that?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Yes! Brace for impact! Aaaah!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25SLURPING AND GROWLING

0:06:29 > 0:06:30We're alive!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36It seems our photon torpedoes have no effect on its shielding.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- What do we do now?- What we always do, we try harder.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41It must have a weakness.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Goldenrod, Seafoam Green, prepare for ground attack.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47BOTH: Right!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56That's the Force Fighters V. I've seen their TV commercial.

0:06:56 > 0:07:02I don't care WHO they are! They're standing in the way of my destiny -

0:07:02 > 0:07:05to be tall enough to ride the Big Dipper!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07AAA-TTACK!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- ENGINE GRINDS TO HALT - Erm...what just happened?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- CRACKLING - No! Bad Doomageddon, no!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22The battle moves of Commander Chaos have improved.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- So quick and unpredictable. - BANG!

0:07:25 > 0:07:30Then we'll try even harder than... the earlier time we tried harder.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Periwinkle, launch the Triple F - the Force Fighter Fist!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Hm, power strike!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41What?! Ooh, ha...

0:07:41 > 0:07:46GRUNTING

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh-oh, all right...

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Oooh, whee...

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Get me outta here!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- It's no good!- Conventional attacks are useless against him.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05But we can't give up now!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- There must be another way. - There always is!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11ALL: Force Fighters de-actualize!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Voltar, do something before it completes the transformation.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Ooof! Can't you see I'm trying!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36AA-AAH! OH-OOOH!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37SPLAT!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Yahay!- Ha, ha, ha!

0:08:39 > 0:08:43It's getting back up! Aaaargh!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Your reign of destruction is over, Chaos.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49MIMICS: Your reign of destruction is over, Chaos.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oooh, I'm shaking(!)

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Curses, we've gotta get this thing back to the carwash.- Uh, Voltar...

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- OW! - CRASH!

0:09:00 > 0:09:05Nobody does that to the League of Super Evil and gets away with it!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Minions, prepare to...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11RETREAT!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14You have to make it go, remember?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17You moved the seat back, now I can't reach the pedals.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Doomageddon!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37That was way more fun than the Big Dipper rollercoaster.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, thank you, Red.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- HE SHRIEKS - We gotta go!

0:09:42 > 0:09:47- Ha!- Oooh! SPLAT!

0:09:53 > 0:09:58- Extra wax?- Sure, just like you asked.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01It was, humph, that way when you dropped it off.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06Yeah, well, I do like to rampage. HE SNICKERS

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Run for it!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Hold it right there!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I...forgot your tip.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Heh, heh, heh.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22A penny! Cheapskate.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27All right, now for a groovy afternoon of mayhem and destruction!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You've escaped us for the last time, Commander Chaos.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33We will prevail! We always do.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well, well, the Force Fighters V.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Prepare to taste the fury of

0:10:37 > 0:10:42my newly-upgraded Shuriken Typhoon Super-S Atomic Destructo-bot!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44CLUNK CLUNK FIZZ!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Uh-oh.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48CLANGING

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Force Fighters V!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Hey! Those guys hijacked our show!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Whap!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Yes! In your face!

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