Evil-est in Show

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0:00:00 > 0:00:03'As it always is in nature...'

0:00:03 > 0:00:06CRUNCHES NOISILY

0:00:06 > 0:00:10'..the weak and slow make easy prey for the hunter.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13GROWLS

0:00:16 > 0:00:19'It'll be quick and merciless...'

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- PANTING - Huh?!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24SNARLING

0:00:28 > 0:00:32MANIACAL LAUGHTER, SUDDEN STOP

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Voltar! Frogg! Doomageddon!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Great news!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Um, are you gonna be evil from now on, Red?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09No! The neighbourhood's holding a pet show!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- We can enter Doomageddon! - Doomageddon?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13- In a pet show? - HE SNARLS

0:01:18 > 0:01:20What's evil about a pet show?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23What do you mean? A fun-filled day with cute little animals

0:01:23 > 0:01:25for Doomageddon to socialise with.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- What could be more evil than that? - Let me see that!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Huh!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36There's a trophy to win?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46CRASH!

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Ooh!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49We'll just have to teach Doomageddon a few tricks.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51How about play dead? Oooh!

0:01:51 > 0:01:52BANG!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56No, that trophy's as good as mine! Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Check it out.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Doomageddon. Sit, boy.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01GROWLS

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Doomageddon!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04I said, sit!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07This is going to be fun!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:13 > 0:02:15THEY SLURP

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Aah! Since I'm Doomageddon's master

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'm making YOU, Red, the probationary junior assistant

0:02:30 > 0:02:32pet trainer, third class.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Which means you do all the work and I'll accept the first-place trophy.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40The probationary junior assistant pet trainer, third class?!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Really?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44This is the best day of my life!

0:02:44 > 0:02:45HE SLURPS NOISILY

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Yeah, whatever, Red.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Just make sure I WIN!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51HE PANTS

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Hey!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04He's looking at me funny again!

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Oh, Frogg...

0:03:05 > 0:03:09You are going to make sure Red and Doomageddon win, no matter what!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Traps, gadgets - you know the drill.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13All too well.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15TAPS MICROPHONE

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Welcome everybody

0:03:17 > 0:03:21to the Second Annual Neighbourhood Pet Show.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Go get 'em, Doomaggeddon! Whoo!

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Yaay!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Whoo! Yaay! Whoo-ooo!

0:03:29 > 0:03:34Ah... Our first event is the beauty contest.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- SHE LAUGHS - Now put your hands together

0:03:36 > 0:03:39for our adorable contestants!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42AUDIENCE: OOh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:45 > 0:03:48DISGRUNTLED RESPONSES FROM AUDIENCE

0:03:50 > 0:03:52AUDIENCE: Awww!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Come in, Frogg.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56We've got a cute and adorable alert.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58'I repeat, cute and adorable.'

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- FROGG LAUGHS - I've got just the thing.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Let's see if everyone thinks these pets are so cute

0:04:05 > 0:04:09when they're covered in mutant cyber fleas!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11HE CACKLES

0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Oh! Ah! - GLASS SMASHES

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Infernal claws!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Huh!? Oh.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Full points.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22I had no idea they make tutus that small.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Sweet Christmas sweater, it's SO itchy!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ah!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31CYBER FLEAS BUZZ

0:04:31 > 0:04:33WHIRRING

0:04:33 > 0:04:35HE PANTS

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Ah, you get half points for participation.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Yeah! Half points!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43What?! They were robbed! Boo!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Booo!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Next event - prancing and playing!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Go fetch, Noodles!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09No! Way to go, Frogg. You broke it.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Go fetch, Doomageddon!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- CROWD LAUGH - Ah.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Atta boy!- Oh!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Here. You can have it back.- Oh!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Every villain for himself!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03CRASH!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ah! Eugh!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Ooh, tongue in the mouth! Yuck! Yuck!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Now let's see some of that talent!

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Bu-un-ny!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Bu-un-ny!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32CROWD CHEERS

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I want that bunny tested for performance enhancing carrots!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh!

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Behold the amazing Doomageddon!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43FINGERS CRACK

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- AUDIENCE: Ah!- Huh!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51THEY LAUGH

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ta-da!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Huh!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Hey, little fella. How did you get in there?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Doomageddon!

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Woo-hoo! Yeah!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Now that's entertainment!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- ALL:- Boo!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh...good as new!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Eating the competition - no points for you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:07:20 > 0:07:22This is the last event.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25If we don't win the obstacle course and its triple points

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I won't win my trophy.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Frogg.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I've double booby-trapped every obstacle just to be safe.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33We can't lose!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Doomageddon, Red - whatever you do

0:07:36 > 0:07:39DON'T LOSE!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42As probationary junior assistant pet trainer, third class

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I won't let you down.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Don't lose. Don't lose. Don't lose.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56WHISTLES BLOWS

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Go! HE SNARLS

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Look at him go!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06BEEPING

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yes!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, that's not good.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Keep it up, Doomy! You're doing super!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20CRASH! Ooh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Don't want to criticise your method or nothing, Frogg

0:08:28 > 0:08:30but shouldn't the booby traps...?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Slow down the other contestants instead of hitting Doomageddon?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yes, probably.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41HE LAUGHS

0:08:43 > 0:08:44EVIL LAUGHTER

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Don't lose, don't lose! Don't lose!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Ah!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oooh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56HE PANTS

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I think we're winning!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Huh?!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06HORN TOOTS

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Go, Wriggles, go!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14You can do it, Doomageddon!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20CLATTERING

0:09:36 > 0:09:37What?!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Look at that bunny go!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Doomy?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47My trophy is slipping away!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Frogg, stop that bunny!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14HE SCREAMS

0:10:14 > 0:10:16THEY LAUGH

0:10:19 > 0:10:21RUMBLING

0:10:24 > 0:10:25CROWD BOOS

0:10:25 > 0:10:27You did it, Doomageddon!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- ALL:- Boo!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Mine! - HE CACKLES

0:10:33 > 0:10:35In your cute little faces, pets!

0:10:35 > 0:10:40The League of Super Evil is victorious once again!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44ROARS

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Come back, Doomageddon!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53ALL CHEER

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Ah! Ow!

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Stop Doomageddon!

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