0:00:02 > 0:00:04Twist to the left... ARGH!
0:00:04 > 0:00:09Say, "Frogg is the evillest genius ever."
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Genius!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Cheese-ness.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Genius!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Cheese-ness.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17No, no, no,
0:00:17 > 0:00:18say "genius".
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Cheese-ness.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Eh, close enough.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Genius!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28ALL: Genius! Genius! Genius!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGH Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Huh.- Huh?- Ahh! Oof!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Wah!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# League Of Super Evil
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Voltar!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Doktor Frogg!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Red Menace!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Doomageddon!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# League Of Super Evil! #
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Whoa!- Cool bike, man!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Yeah, I know what you're all thinking.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14And, yes, this is an Abominator BMX.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Ultimate Evil edition!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Voice-activated speedometer!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Foghorn! Wheels!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Handlebars!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Flag on a pole!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Wow! This bike's got everything!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Showing off your bike like that is a bad idea, Voltar.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38I think it may be attracting the wrong kind of attention.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Pff! What are you talking about, Frogg?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Look at the way those kids are drooling over your bike!
0:01:44 > 0:01:50Why, they'd do anything to get their grimy little hands on it!
0:01:50 > 0:01:55Argh! None of you can ride it! None of you can touch it!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56It's mine!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59MINE! MINE, YOU HEAR?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Get off my driveway!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04FOGHORN BLARES
0:02:08 > 0:02:12VOLTAR MUTTERS My bike! My bike!
0:02:12 > 0:02:17No! NO! Not my Abominator BMX, Ultimate Evil edition!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Argh!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30I sure do love riding your bike, Voltar.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Agh!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- We ALL do! - THEY LAUGH
0:02:35 > 0:02:39ALL: You'll never ride it again!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42No-o-o!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh! It was just a dream. Hee-hee-hee.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Nice bike, Voltar! HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE-HEE!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52No-o-o!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54SNORING
0:02:54 > 0:02:56FOGHORN BLARES
0:02:57 > 0:02:59They're all after my bike, Frogg!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01They all want it! They're not gonna get it!
0:03:01 > 0:03:06You are gonna keep it safe, Frogg. Build some traps! Tighten security!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08You know, scientif-y stuff!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Why can't you just get Red and Doomageddon to guard it for you?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I can't trust Red, he'd let everyone ride it!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Doomageddon would eat it, like he does everything else.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19HE BELCHES
0:03:24 > 0:03:30No! The burden of keeping my bike safe rests on your shoulders, Frogg.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Really?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37HE CACKLES
0:03:37 > 0:03:40OK, a little more... Twist to the left.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43HAMMERING AND SCREWING
0:03:43 > 0:03:47It's alive! ALI-I-I-VE!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Hey, keep it down in there, some of us are trying to sleep!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53COCKEREL CROWS
0:03:53 > 0:03:58In only one night, I have done the impossible!
0:03:58 > 0:04:05I give you now Dr Frogg's Lair of Supreme Evil Security System!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10HE CACKLES
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I feel safer already!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15But the living room looks exactly the same!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Initiate Couch Defence protocol!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25How d'you do that?!
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Follow me... and all will be revealed!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32FROGG CACKLES
0:04:36 > 0:04:38That one needs a little oil.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47Meet Lair-y, our lair's brand new security computer.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Good morning, gentlemen.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I trust you all slept well.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57HUH? I found the central processor while dumpster diving!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01How's that chunky-looking thing keeping my bike safe?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Lair-y, if you would be so kind?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Thanks to my creator, Dr Frogg,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16this garage features state-of-the-art security sensors
0:05:16 > 0:05:21and defensive equipment. I assure you that your Abominator BMX,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Ultimate Evil edition, is quite safe.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Lair-y, I don't care about your fancy securities and stuff,
0:05:27 > 0:05:32I just want you to make sure that no-one touches my bike, ever.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Are you quite sure, Voltar?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37JUST DO IT!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Very well. Security system activated.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Well, that was easy. And now, to celebrate with a ride on my...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51ALARM BLARES Eek!
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Intruder alert! Step away from the bike.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- Frogg?- Eh. Heh-heh. It's OK, Lair-y, it's only Voltar.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Yes, most powerful and ingenious creator,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07but Voltar's orders were quite specific.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11TAPE REWINDS
0:06:11 > 0:06:15'I just want you to make sure that no-one touches my bike, ever!'
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Got a point, you know? - I never said that!
0:06:18 > 0:06:23I am sorry, gentlemen, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Make me!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25ALL: YARGH!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27LOUD CRASH
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Security threat deleted!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Have a nice day.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Lair-y, you let us in right now!
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Negative, Voltar.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50The laws of probability lead me to believe
0:06:50 > 0:06:53that you would attempt to touch the bicycle again.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Help!- Launch sequence engaged.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Lift-off imminent.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17VOLTAR SCREAMS
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Woo-hoo!
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- Agh! Ouch!- Shh!- Sorry!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Hey! This isn't the garage.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Hoo! That's a tight squeeze, ha!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Agh! Voltar, watch out!
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Ow!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- ALARM BLARES - Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- THUMPING AND BASHING - Please, no! YARGH!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Red Menace, bust those doors down.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But if I break down the doors, the house'll get drafty!
0:08:17 > 0:08:22If you do it, I'll let you ride the bike.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Let's do this!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28YAAARRRGGGHHH!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30LOUD CRASH AND GLASS BREAKING
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Oops! Heh-heh! Sorry, Steve.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36YAAARRRGGGHHH!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37LOUD CRASH
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Persistent,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41aren't we?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Good boy, Doomageddon!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Activating level one security protocol. Open fire.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01We're...gonna...die!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06We...we made it!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07WE MADE...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Agh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10..it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- DOORS SLAM - Oh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- DOORS SLAM - Agh!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17That's far enough, gentlemen.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Eek! My bike!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Lair-y! What are you doing?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26I am sorry, Voltar, but you leave me no choice.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31To ensure that no-one will touch your Abominator BMX,
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Ultimate Evil edition,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I must destroy it,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- in ten!...- Agh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- ..Nine...!- Red!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Huh?- ..Eight...! - How deliciously evil!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41..Seven...!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Four! Seven...!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46ALL: Huh?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48..6! 32!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52You're eating the central memory bank processors!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Doomageddon is making Lair-y stupid!
0:09:55 > 0:10:00I's gonna be bustin' up that bike-cycle, real good!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Woo-hoo! Keep it up, Doomageddon!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06HE BELCHES
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I-i-ice cream.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Ha! In your computer face! YES!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- HE SOBS - Goodbye, my creation.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22But if Lair-y's gone, who's holding up the fridge?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Oh. Sorry about the bike, Voltar.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39This is the best thing ever!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42No-one's gonna wanna steal a bike this mangled!
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Open our fully UN-automated garage door, Red Menace,
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I...have a bike to ride!
0:10:51 > 0:10:55HE CACKLES
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Why didn't we just use our bike lock?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Subtitles by Sean Welsh Red Bee Media Ltd
0:11:08 > 0:11:11E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk