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0:00:02 > 0:00:06One zap from your laser thingumajiggy and I will be...

0:00:06 > 0:00:10Completely indestructible.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14How do I make sure I am invincible?

0:00:14 > 0:00:17We all know your track record isn't exactly spotless.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21EXPLOSION

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Catch my drift?

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hey! Ooh!

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Ow!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32VOLTAR CHORTLES

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Ah! Oh!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05VOLTAR SNIFFS

0:01:05 > 0:01:09It's evil! Argh!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11What are you guys doing?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Eating breakfast.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15You're super villains, how could you?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Because it's the most important meal of the day.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20A bowl of brown stuff.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yeuch!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Every day it's the same thing. "Wake up early,

0:01:25 > 0:01:28"drink your orange, don't forget your vitamins."

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Breakfast is not evil!

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Glory Guy reminds all you little heroes to always wake up early

0:01:36 > 0:01:40and eat a healthy breakfast full of healthy vitamins

0:01:40 > 0:01:42for a glorious day...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- See what I mean.- Yeuch!

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Real super villains wake up at noon and eat pizza and ice cream.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Yeah!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55The great Voltar will put an end to breakfast's reign

0:01:55 > 0:01:57of early morning tyranny.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Behold the common egg.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- A delicate...- Yucky.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07..cornerstone of the Metrotownian breakfast.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Yummy!- And first step towards breakfast's doom.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16- Red?- Hmm?

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- If you could be so kind. - Wow! Thanks, Voltar.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24You know I can't start my day without my nutritious morning egg.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28TING!

0:02:29 > 0:02:30- CLANG! - Hmm!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Argh!

0:02:42 > 0:02:47Wait! You're using my Invinci Ray to zap eggs!

0:02:47 > 0:02:53- Invinci Ray?- Well I was going to use it to make myself doomhound-proof.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54SNARLING

0:03:00 > 0:03:01CHORTLING

0:03:03 > 0:03:05SHOUTING

0:03:07 > 0:03:13Using it to make eggs impervious to damage is a million times more evil.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Don't you agree, Frogg? - No eggs in breakfast.

0:03:16 > 0:03:22- Simple.- What about toast, cereal, orange juice and milk?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, they're on the list.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Or pancakes? - We'll have them for lunch.

0:03:28 > 0:03:34Oh! Does your evil know no limit, Voltar?

0:03:34 > 0:03:36No, Red, it doesn't.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39VOLTAR CHUCKLES

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Oh! - ZAPPING

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Poom!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Poom!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58This is taking for ever.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02It's the only way to be sure, Frogg.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Sweet glory! The Beacon of Breakfast!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Breakfast is in trouble.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Glory away!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Give us the eggs and we'll spare the toast!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Ya-ha!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Sweet glory, an uncrackable egg

0:04:40 > 0:04:44which would make that an Invinci Ray.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56RINGING

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Kerpow!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00My Invinci Ray. That's OK.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'll just build another one with my blueprints.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05My blueprints!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08My copy of the blueprints.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11My favourite blueprint-writing pen.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Man, I really should stop keeping those things together.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Now to give you a taste of Glory!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Argh...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24HORNS TOOT

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Is it over?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29That was...unusual.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Yaha!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38THUD!

0:05:39 > 0:05:40CHUCKLING

0:05:41 > 0:05:42You're invincible.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ooh...

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Really?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Ya-ha! Take that.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51And this and a one of these and a couple of these.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53SHOUTING

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Kerpow.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- CRASH! - Check, please.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07THEY GASP

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I never eat breakfast.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13VOLTAR CHORTLES

0:06:17 > 0:06:22These eggs were over too easy.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Orange juice is next.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28I've, I've let the city down.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I let breakfast down.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Glory Guy, our city's greatest hero,

0:06:35 > 0:06:38suffered his first defeat ever this morning.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41The victor, a small breakfast-hating super villain.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45A disillusioned Glory Guy has locked himself in the Halls of Glory

0:06:45 > 0:06:46refusing to fight evil.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50'Some speculate he's drowning his sorrows in ice cream.'

0:06:50 > 0:06:56Hey! I'm drowning them in gallons of butterscotch ice cream.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00But perhaps most alarming, the indestructible super villain

0:07:00 > 0:07:04continues his anti-breakfast rampage unopposed.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Open fire!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19VOLTAR CHUCKLES

0:07:19 > 0:07:23The city's breakfast authorities have called a press conference.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27It is with a sad heart that I must inform you

0:07:27 > 0:07:30that we've agreed to surrender breakfast -

0:07:30 > 0:07:33our beloved early morning meal is no more.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37HE CRIES

0:07:39 > 0:07:41The indestructible super villain responsible...

0:07:41 > 0:07:47whom we have no hope of defeating, demanded to say a few words.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Thank you, Mr Sergeant. Ah-hmm.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59The victory is mine, that is all. HE LAUGHS

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Can you believe it? Someone's finally surrendering to us.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Must...help...breakfast!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, I know I should do something, but...

0:08:18 > 0:08:22nobody cares. Ah.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26"Dear Glory Guy,

0:08:26 > 0:08:29"I've been sad since breakfast got destroyed.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31"My day's just not the same

0:08:31 > 0:08:34"without my hard-boiled egg and bowl of brown stuff.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38"Though my friend might not like it, please do something about it.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42"I still believe in breakfast and I believe you can save it, Glory Guy."

0:08:44 > 0:08:45That little girl is right.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I have to do something.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53'Watch out, brunch, cos you're next.'

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Not on my watch.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Glory away!

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Cease this madness at once!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Glory Guy.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14I mean... Oh, no, Glory Guy.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Oh, it's just you.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25As long as people still believe in the virtues of a healthy breakfast

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Glory Guy will be there to defend them.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Do your best, hero.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Huh! - THEY GASP

0:09:41 > 0:09:43HE CHORTLES

0:09:43 > 0:09:45CRACKING

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Yes!- But that's impossible.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- How many times did you hit that egg before it cracked?- Hmm.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- INDISTINCT:- 2,200,452.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Maybe the sub-atomic shield works off after sustaining

0:10:00 > 0:10:02exactly 2,200,452 hits.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05So how many hits has Voltar taken so far?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07OK...

0:10:09 > 0:10:12HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

0:10:12 > 0:10:162,200,451.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21CRASH!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Mummy, I don't want to have breakfast. Urgh.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Ah!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34We will be on our way now, Mr Glory Guy.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Eh!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Thanks for saving breakfast, Glory Guy.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Get cracking, troops. Breakfast is saved.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48APPLAUSE

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Remember, kids, good little villains

0:10:51 > 0:10:55wake up at noon and eat pizza and ice cream.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59You there! Stop twisting the minds of future generations.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Victory!