0:00:04 > 0:00:06LAUGHTER
0:00:13 > 0:00:15That's it! I can't take it anymore.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20One of these must be the anti-traffic teleport...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23See that?
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Argh! It worked!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02PLOP!
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Square, I just need one square.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Whoa! Huh?!
0:01:17 > 0:01:22Toilet paper, the most precious of resources
0:01:22 > 0:01:26is vanishing across the city. With supplies dwindling,
0:01:26 > 0:01:30General Sergeant addresses a city in crisis.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Ration what you have, and remember -
0:01:33 > 0:01:36it's not fair to use more than one square!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40HE CACKLES
0:01:40 > 0:01:43One-ply, two-ply, fluffy and rough!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47We've got so much of this stuff!
0:01:47 > 0:01:52And soon we'll be able to initiate phase two of my plan!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Cover every tree in the city in toilet paper!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- HE LAUGHS - That would look really nice, Voltar.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04With everyone in town trapped in their potties,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06no-one will be able to stop us!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10If you'll excuse me, minions,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I will celebrate with a worry-free trip to the washroom.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I think I can spare the paper.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20I might even use the fancy stuff.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You! Guard my stash.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Don't let ANYBODY near it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32HE HUMS AND LAUGHS
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Argh! Oh, minions...
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Could you fetch me a roll of our finest toilet paper, s'il vous plait?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Six-ply should do!
0:02:43 > 0:02:49- What did Voltar eat?! - That's not Voltar!
0:02:49 > 0:02:55Our stolen toilet paper's been...stolen!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59No! This can't be! I'm stuck on my potty!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Have you stood up, Voltar?
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12My old rival from super-villain kiddie college.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Please, Voltar, no need to get up.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Oh, wait! You can't! - HE LAUGHS
0:03:19 > 0:03:23You stole my stolen toilet paper, you stolen toilet paper stealer!
0:03:23 > 0:03:30You know how it is - you steal from me, I steal from you!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33You're still not over that?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'll never be over that!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45'My plan was brilliant. It was flawless.'
0:03:45 > 0:03:48PARP!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I did it! Me, the great Voltar!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57And no-one else.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:04:03 > 0:04:06That detention was rightfully mine!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09But now I have you exactly where I want you -
0:04:09 > 0:04:13trapped on the toilet for ever.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17While I take credit for your city-wide toilet paper swipe.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You can't do that! I won't let you!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I'd love to stay and chat, Voltar,
0:04:23 > 0:04:27but I have a city to embarrass into submission.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Emergency League Of Super Evil meeting!
0:04:34 > 0:04:39This is the best you can do? A magazine, our doormat,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42a pine cone and sandpaper?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43You forgot the tree bark.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Von Pantaloon's going to pay for this! We're going after him.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Won't Von Pantaloon be expecting it?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I say we bring you fluffy pillows
0:04:52 > 0:04:55and accept the fact you'll be stuck here for ever.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57We have to go after him.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01All of our behinds are on the line.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08There's one. And another.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Stay on your toes, guys.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Von Pantaloon probably has the sewer booby-trapped.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Will you keep it still, Frogg?
0:05:16 > 0:05:21Shouldn't Red be carrying this thing?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Stop! The old toilet paper snare...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hm.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Hey, Voltar!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I think we've found it!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Von Pantaloon's lair.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Looks pretty sturdy.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46It'll take me hours to crack this.
0:05:46 > 0:05:52Try 14-20-11... Von Pantaloon's old locker combination.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Wow, that was easy.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's a trap!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Ahem, Frogg, a little more drama from you, please.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Ooh, right, sure.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13It's a trap!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Not a step closer, gentlemen.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Get out of there!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Every villain for himself!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Clever, Voltar.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36But not clever enough!
0:06:36 > 0:06:42If you'll excuse me, I have an evil plan to take credit for.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48'We have news on the vanishing toilet paper mystery.'
0:06:48 > 0:06:51We now go live to General Sergeant.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Our toilet paper situation has gone critical.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59We implore the villain responsible to come forward
0:06:59 > 0:07:02and let his demands be known.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09We never stood a chance.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You're right, Dr Frogg.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Never send minions to do an evil mastermind's job!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17If I'd been there, things would have turned out differently.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20That's it! Frogg, get your tools.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23We've got some plumbing to do.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28How do you plan to get away with this, Von Pantaloon?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Simple, Red Menace.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Taking the toilet paper from Voltar was only the beginning.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38With the city's entire supply under my control,
0:07:38 > 0:07:43I will become the most powerful super-villain in Metrotown!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49People will line up for hours and pay anything
0:07:49 > 0:07:52for a simple square.
0:07:52 > 0:07:59And all will bow down to the mighty Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III!
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Wa-ha-ha!- You monster!
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Hello, Von Pantaloon.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13How did you get off the toilet?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Who said I did?
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Meet the toilet tank.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Impossible!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Dr Frogg!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Seriously, I'm not usually the rescuing type.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43Ha! It appears this lair is not toilet tank accessible.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It flies?!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It shoots!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10You're about to get flushed, Von Pantaloon.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Never!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Voltar, let's be reasonable for one second.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26There's no reason why we couldn't join forces again
0:09:26 > 0:09:28like old times.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Now!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Dr Frogg!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Doomageddon!
0:09:50 > 0:09:56Never underestimate an evil genius with a monkey, Voltar.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Wa-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03This isn't over, Von Pantaloon!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Ooh, scented!
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- Say, toilet paper's growing on trees!- We're saved!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37No! They're supposed to shriek in terror!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43So do you think this is the last we'll see of Von Pantaloon?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47I've got a funny feeling it won't be.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49That was the best you could do?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51A magazine, a doormat,
0:10:51 > 0:10:54a pine cone and sandpaper?!
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Can I get a little privacy, please?!
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