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0:00:04 > 0:00:06LAUGHTER

0:00:13 > 0:00:15That's it! I can't take it anymore.

0:00:15 > 0:00:20One of these must be the anti-traffic teleport...

0:00:21 > 0:00:23See that?

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Argh! It worked!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02PLOP!

0:01:05 > 0:01:10Square, I just need one square.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Whoa! Huh?!

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Toilet paper, the most precious of resources

0:01:22 > 0:01:26is vanishing across the city. With supplies dwindling,

0:01:26 > 0:01:30General Sergeant addresses a city in crisis.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Ration what you have, and remember -

0:01:33 > 0:01:36it's not fair to use more than one square!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40HE CACKLES

0:01:40 > 0:01:43One-ply, two-ply, fluffy and rough!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47We've got so much of this stuff!

0:01:47 > 0:01:52And soon we'll be able to initiate phase two of my plan!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Cover every tree in the city in toilet paper!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- HE LAUGHS - That would look really nice, Voltar.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04With everyone in town trapped in their potties,

0:02:04 > 0:02:06no-one will be able to stop us!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10If you'll excuse me, minions,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I will celebrate with a worry-free trip to the washroom.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16I think I can spare the paper.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I might even use the fancy stuff.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You! Guard my stash.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Don't let ANYBODY near it.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32HE HUMS AND LAUGHS

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Argh! Oh, minions...

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Could you fetch me a roll of our finest toilet paper, s'il vous plait?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Six-ply should do!

0:02:43 > 0:02:49- What did Voltar eat?! - That's not Voltar!

0:02:49 > 0:02:55Our stolen toilet paper's been...stolen!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59No! This can't be! I'm stuck on my potty!

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Have you stood up, Voltar?

0:03:03 > 0:03:08Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III!

0:03:08 > 0:03:12My old rival from super-villain kiddie college.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Please, Voltar, no need to get up.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Oh, wait! You can't! - HE LAUGHS

0:03:19 > 0:03:23You stole my stolen toilet paper, you stolen toilet paper stealer!

0:03:23 > 0:03:30You know how it is - you steal from me, I steal from you!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33You're still not over that?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'll never be over that!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45'My plan was brilliant. It was flawless.'

0:03:45 > 0:03:48PARP!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I did it! Me, the great Voltar!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57And no-one else.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02VOLTAR LAUGHS

0:04:03 > 0:04:06That detention was rightfully mine!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09But now I have you exactly where I want you -

0:04:09 > 0:04:13trapped on the toilet for ever.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17While I take credit for your city-wide toilet paper swipe.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20You can't do that! I won't let you!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I'd love to stay and chat, Voltar,

0:04:23 > 0:04:27but I have a city to embarrass into submission.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Emergency League Of Super Evil meeting!

0:04:34 > 0:04:39This is the best you can do? A magazine, our doormat,

0:04:39 > 0:04:42a pine cone and sandpaper?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43You forgot the tree bark.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Von Pantaloon's going to pay for this! We're going after him.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Won't Von Pantaloon be expecting it?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I say we bring you fluffy pillows

0:04:52 > 0:04:55and accept the fact you'll be stuck here for ever.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57We have to go after him.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01All of our behinds are on the line.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08There's one. And another.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Stay on your toes, guys.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Von Pantaloon probably has the sewer booby-trapped.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Will you keep it still, Frogg?

0:05:16 > 0:05:21Shouldn't Red be carrying this thing?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Stop! The old toilet paper snare...

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hm.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Hey, Voltar!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I think we've found it!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Von Pantaloon's lair.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Looks pretty sturdy.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46It'll take me hours to crack this.

0:05:46 > 0:05:52Try 14-20-11... Von Pantaloon's old locker combination.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Wow, that was easy.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's a trap!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Ahem, Frogg, a little more drama from you, please.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Ooh, right, sure.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13It's a trap!

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Not a step closer, gentlemen.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Get out of there!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Every villain for himself!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Clever, Voltar.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36But not clever enough!

0:06:36 > 0:06:42If you'll excuse me, I have an evil plan to take credit for.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48'We have news on the vanishing toilet paper mystery.'

0:06:48 > 0:06:51We now go live to General Sergeant.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Our toilet paper situation has gone critical.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59We implore the villain responsible to come forward

0:06:59 > 0:07:02and let his demands be known.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09We never stood a chance.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11You're right, Dr Frogg.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Never send minions to do an evil mastermind's job!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17If I'd been there, things would have turned out differently.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20That's it! Frogg, get your tools.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23We've got some plumbing to do.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28How do you plan to get away with this, Von Pantaloon?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Simple, Red Menace.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Taking the toilet paper from Voltar was only the beginning.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38With the city's entire supply under my control,

0:07:38 > 0:07:43I will become the most powerful super-villain in Metrotown!

0:07:45 > 0:07:49People will line up for hours and pay anything

0:07:49 > 0:07:52for a simple square.

0:07:52 > 0:07:59And all will bow down to the mighty Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III!

0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Wa-ha-ha!- You monster!

0:08:06 > 0:08:11Hello, Von Pantaloon.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13How did you get off the toilet?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Who said I did?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Meet the toilet tank.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Impossible!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Dr Frogg!

0:08:26 > 0:08:31Seriously, I'm not usually the rescuing type.

0:08:37 > 0:08:43Ha! It appears this lair is not toilet tank accessible.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52It flies?!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55It shoots!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10You're about to get flushed, Von Pantaloon.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Never!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Voltar, let's be reasonable for one second.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26There's no reason why we couldn't join forces again

0:09:26 > 0:09:28like old times.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Now!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Dr Frogg!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Doomageddon!

0:09:50 > 0:09:56Never underestimate an evil genius with a monkey, Voltar.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Wa-ha-ha-ha!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03This isn't over, Von Pantaloon!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Ooh, scented!

0:10:26 > 0:10:31- Say, toilet paper's growing on trees!- We're saved!

0:10:33 > 0:10:37No! They're supposed to shriek in terror!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43So do you think this is the last we'll see of Von Pantaloon?

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I've got a funny feeling it won't be.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49That was the best you could do?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51A magazine, a doormat,

0:10:51 > 0:10:54a pine cone and sandpaper?!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Can I get a little privacy, please?!

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