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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Here's my Evil-Os cereal! Cool!

0:00:05 > 0:00:06A Skullossus doll!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- DOLL:- I will crush you!

0:00:08 > 0:00:09Ha-ha!

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Skullossus has a cereal deal, The Cougar has a line of hot sauces,

0:00:13 > 0:00:17Commander Chaos has his own brand of pro-biotic yoghurt,

0:00:17 > 0:00:21when does Voltar get HIS face on some cool product?

0:00:21 > 0:00:22DOOMAGEDDON SPITS

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hey, look! That piece of gum kind of looks like you!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Close enough!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32VOLTAR CACKLES

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee-hee?- Unh!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Ah...- Huh?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Aargh!- Ah!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Come one, come all, to Voltar's shampoo emporium!

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Guaranteed to leave your hair feeling fresh, clean and refreshed.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13"Uncle Voltar's premium discount..." Shampoo?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I've never even seen you use shampoo before!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Eh? Do you even have hair under there?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20This is no ordinary shampoo, Doktor Frogg,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22it's sham-goo.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26I made it with honey, syrup, melted bubblegum and molasses.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Once unsuspecting customers put this on their heads,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31it'll take weeks to get it off!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha ha-ha!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Pfft! Sticky shampoo. OK.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Why don't you just leave the mad scientist stuff to me, then?

0:01:42 > 0:01:43OK? Yeah.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Jealous, Frogg?

0:01:45 > 0:01:50With my unrivalled salesmanship, these bottles are selling themselves!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Um... Voltar, they are!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55See? What?!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Ah-ha! Ants! They must be attracted by the syrup.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04How dare they?!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08No-one steals my supply of precious sham-goo!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Hands off, you ants!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ah! Doh!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ai!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh! Curses!

0:02:23 > 0:02:24You'll pay for this thievery!

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- RED MENACE:- Argh! There are ants in the bathroom!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30My sham-goo making factory!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ah! Hey!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35That..shampoo...of yours sure is...sticky!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38You're using my sham-goo?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha!

0:02:40 > 0:02:45These ants won't leave me alone, it's like taking a tickle...BATH!

0:02:45 > 0:02:49That's it! The ants have to go.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Woo-hoo!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Ha-ha...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Ha!

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Woo-hoo! Huh?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59No!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Oh, no!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02They've got a taste for it, Voltar.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04They'll never stop until they have it all!

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Pfft! Pfft! Get away!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Shoo! Shoo!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Maybe now might be a good time for me to do something mad-sciencey?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Never!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Mwah-ha! Mwah-ha-ha!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Look at them flee in terror before...me!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38What?!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Curses.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Ha!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Oh!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49What?!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- CLANK! CLANK! - Hey!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Unh! Frogg, if you could do something mad-scientifically,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'll let you have 10% of the glory.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00You won't regret it, Voltar.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Unh!

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Anh!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Ooh! What is it? Let me see!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07What does it do? Let me see!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ah-ah! No peeking.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13For this time, I have outdone myself!

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Voila!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Giant Mechanical Pogo Boot!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21With the stomping power of a tyrannosaurus rex.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23You hear that, ants?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Prepare to be pancaked

0:04:25 > 0:04:27by the League Of Super Evil!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Mwah-ha! In you ant faces!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Aaargh!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38You OK there, Voltar?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Wh... Yasum...

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Maybe we should cut a deal with the little guys, or...

0:04:44 > 0:04:46maybe they could have it all.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Never!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Yes! Perfect!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57VOLTAR CACKLES

0:04:57 > 0:05:04A dash of red, a couple of gulps of green, a splash of blue...

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Aren't those bottles from my lab?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Voltar! You don't know what you're doing!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Ha! This homemade repellent will make these ants think twice

0:05:12 > 0:05:15about messing with the great Voltar! Ha-ha!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Victory!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25VOLTAR YAWNS

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I hope the ants are OK.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29You know you didn't have to be so mean to them.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30They started it!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Now, let me get some rest.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37I've got a big day of selling sham-goo ahead of me.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39HE YAWNS

0:05:39 > 0:05:42A very...big...day.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45VOLTAR SNORES

0:05:50 > 0:05:52INDISTINCT SPEECH

0:05:53 > 0:05:55What?! What's going on?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Ah! Unh... Oh!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58CHANTING

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Now, now. Let's be reasonable, ants.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I'm sorry about the trying to get rid of you thing. Um...

0:06:08 > 0:06:10It was Frigg's idea!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12What are you doing, sleepwalking?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Why, yes, Red.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15I'm...sleepwalking.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I sleepwalked...

0:06:17 > 0:06:19and staked myself to the ground!

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Oh! Something tells me they want the potion.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26You hear that?

0:06:26 > 0:06:27The sham-goo.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30They still want my sham-goo!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32What did you douse those ants with?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35A pinch of the red stuff, a little of the blue? I don't know!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Give us the potion!

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Hmm, judging from the ants new-found intelligence, punk attitude

0:06:41 > 0:06:42and rather milit-ANT nature,

0:06:42 > 0:06:46it must have been a blend of cortex stimulator, essence of punk

0:06:46 > 0:06:47and belliger-ANT formula.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm in no mood for a science lecture, Frogg.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Get me out of here!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Retreat!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Is it too late to cut a deal? - A deal?!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Red, this is a bunch of insects we're talking about.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Give us the potion... or we will take it from you!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh, REALLY?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Let me just think about that.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Hi-yah! Ah!

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Hunh!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31And don't come back!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Well, that wasn't very diplomatic, Voltar.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37The time for diplomacy is over, Red.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Prepare...for...war.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42MOUTH ORGAN PLAYS

0:07:42 > 0:07:44WIND HOWLS

0:07:48 > 0:07:51All...is quiet.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56We wait for the ants to attack.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57SLAM!

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Some can't take the pressure. Nerves fray, minds crack.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06But our will to protect the sham-goo remains undaunted.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10And soon...I will be rich, and people will have sticky hair.

0:08:10 > 0:08:16Mwah, ha-ha. Mwah, ha-ha. Mwah, ha-ha. Ha.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18SIREN BLARES

0:08:25 > 0:08:26We're doomed.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32THIS will be a GLORIOUS battle!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36ANTS CHEER AND SHOUT

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Red, chew!

0:08:47 > 0:08:48- Woof!- Oh, no!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Doomageddon's down!

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Air attack!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03There's too many of them! Save your...

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Aaaargh!- Ah! More AMO!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Urgh...cluchs...unh.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16ANT MAKES MARTIAL ARTS CALLS

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Wee-ye-ye-ye, ye-ye-ye-ye, yah!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Urgh!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Retreat. Ah! Retreat!

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Ah, hoo-hoo!

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Urnnnh.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36You can take our lair, our eggs,

0:09:36 > 0:09:38and maybe even Frogg,

0:09:38 > 0:09:40but you'll never take my sham-goo!

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Sham-goo?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh, you mean that dreadful sticky shampoo?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Oh, it didn't do anything for my split ends,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50and offered no volume whatsoever.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Wait. So you DON'T want the sham-goo?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56No. We want the other potion,

0:09:56 > 0:09:58the one you poured down our ant hill.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01With it, we will transform more ants,

0:10:01 > 0:10:06creating an unstoppable legion to enslave the overworld.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10But you still don't want the sham-goo, right?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12There? Now, you see.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16We should have just asked them what they wanted in the first place.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17No way, man!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Those are my potions, and they actually work.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Here, help yourselves.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Well, I think this calls for a well-deserved victory dance.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Ha-ha-ha!

0:10:32 > 0:10:37Come one, come all to Voltar's shampoo emporium.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Guaranteed to leave your hair feeling clean and refreshed.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:10:43 > 0:10:48Voltar, what mysterious potion did you give those ants, exactly?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Erm, I don't know.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55A dash of green, a couple of drops of red, er...er... All of them?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00A-ha-ha-ha!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Mummy!

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