0:00:02 > 0:00:05Here's my Evil-Os cereal! Cool!
0:00:05 > 0:00:06A Skullossus doll!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- DOLL:- I will crush you!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Ha-ha!
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Skullossus has a cereal deal, The Cougar has a line of hot sauces,
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Commander Chaos has his own brand of pro-biotic yoghurt,
0:00:17 > 0:00:21when does Voltar get HIS face on some cool product?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22DOOMAGEDDON SPITS
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hey, look! That piece of gum kind of looks like you!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Close enough!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32VOLTAR CACKLES
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee-hee?- Unh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Ah...- Huh?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Aargh!- Ah!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Come one, come all, to Voltar's shampoo emporium!
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Guaranteed to leave your hair feeling fresh, clean and refreshed.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13"Uncle Voltar's premium discount..." Shampoo?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I've never even seen you use shampoo before!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Eh? Do you even have hair under there?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20This is no ordinary shampoo, Doktor Frogg,
0:01:20 > 0:01:22it's sham-goo.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26I made it with honey, syrup, melted bubblegum and molasses.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Once unsuspecting customers put this on their heads,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31it'll take weeks to get it off!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha ha-ha!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Pfft! Sticky shampoo. OK.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Why don't you just leave the mad scientist stuff to me, then?
0:01:42 > 0:01:43OK? Yeah.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Jealous, Frogg?
0:01:45 > 0:01:50With my unrivalled salesmanship, these bottles are selling themselves!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Um... Voltar, they are!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55See? What?!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Ah-ha! Ants! They must be attracted by the syrup.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04How dare they?!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08No-one steals my supply of precious sham-goo!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Hands off, you ants!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ah! Doh!
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ai!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh! Curses!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24You'll pay for this thievery!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- RED MENACE:- Argh! There are ants in the bathroom!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30My sham-goo making factory!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ah! Hey!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35That..shampoo...of yours sure is...sticky!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38You're using my sham-goo?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha!
0:02:40 > 0:02:45These ants won't leave me alone, it's like taking a tickle...BATH!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49That's it! The ants have to go.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Woo-hoo!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Ha-ha...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Ha!
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Woo-hoo! Huh?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59No!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Oh, no!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02They've got a taste for it, Voltar.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04They'll never stop until they have it all!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Pfft! Pfft! Get away!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Shoo! Shoo!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Maybe now might be a good time for me to do something mad-sciencey?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Never!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Mwah-ha! Mwah-ha-ha!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Look at them flee in terror before...me!
0:03:37 > 0:03:38What?!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Curses.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Ha!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Oh!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49What?!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- CLANK! CLANK! - Hey!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Unh! Frogg, if you could do something mad-scientifically,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'll let you have 10% of the glory.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00You won't regret it, Voltar.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Unh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Anh!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Ooh! What is it? Let me see!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07What does it do? Let me see!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ah-ah! No peeking.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13For this time, I have outdone myself!
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Voila!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Giant Mechanical Pogo Boot!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21With the stomping power of a tyrannosaurus rex.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You hear that, ants?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Prepare to be pancaked
0:04:25 > 0:04:27by the League Of Super Evil!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Mwah-ha! In you ant faces!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Aaargh!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38You OK there, Voltar?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Wh... Yasum...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Maybe we should cut a deal with the little guys, or...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46maybe they could have it all.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Never!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Yes! Perfect!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57VOLTAR CACKLES
0:04:57 > 0:05:04A dash of red, a couple of gulps of green, a splash of blue...
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Aren't those bottles from my lab?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Voltar! You don't know what you're doing!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Ha! This homemade repellent will make these ants think twice
0:05:12 > 0:05:15about messing with the great Voltar! Ha-ha!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Victory!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25VOLTAR YAWNS
0:05:25 > 0:05:26I hope the ants are OK.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29You know you didn't have to be so mean to them.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30They started it!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Now, let me get some rest.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37I've got a big day of selling sham-goo ahead of me.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39HE YAWNS
0:05:39 > 0:05:42A very...big...day.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45VOLTAR SNORES
0:05:50 > 0:05:52INDISTINCT SPEECH
0:05:53 > 0:05:55What?! What's going on?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Ah! Unh... Oh!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58CHANTING
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Now, now. Let's be reasonable, ants.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I'm sorry about the trying to get rid of you thing. Um...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10It was Frigg's idea!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12What are you doing, sleepwalking?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Why, yes, Red.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15I'm...sleepwalking.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I sleepwalked...
0:06:17 > 0:06:19and staked myself to the ground!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Oh! Something tells me they want the potion.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26You hear that?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27The sham-goo.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30They still want my sham-goo!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32What did you douse those ants with?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35A pinch of the red stuff, a little of the blue? I don't know!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Give us the potion!
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Hmm, judging from the ants new-found intelligence, punk attitude
0:06:41 > 0:06:42and rather milit-ANT nature,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46it must have been a blend of cortex stimulator, essence of punk
0:06:46 > 0:06:47and belliger-ANT formula.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm in no mood for a science lecture, Frogg.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Get me out of here!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Retreat!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Is it too late to cut a deal? - A deal?!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Red, this is a bunch of insects we're talking about.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Give us the potion... or we will take it from you!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh, REALLY?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Let me just think about that.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Hi-yah! Ah!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Hunh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31And don't come back!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Well, that wasn't very diplomatic, Voltar.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37The time for diplomacy is over, Red.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Prepare...for...war.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42MOUTH ORGAN PLAYS
0:07:42 > 0:07:44WIND HOWLS
0:07:48 > 0:07:51All...is quiet.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56We wait for the ants to attack.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57SLAM!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Some can't take the pressure. Nerves fray, minds crack.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06But our will to protect the sham-goo remains undaunted.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10And soon...I will be rich, and people will have sticky hair.
0:08:10 > 0:08:16Mwah, ha-ha. Mwah, ha-ha. Mwah, ha-ha. Ha.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18SIREN BLARES
0:08:25 > 0:08:26We're doomed.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32THIS will be a GLORIOUS battle!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36ANTS CHEER AND SHOUT
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Red, chew!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- Woof!- Oh, no!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Doomageddon's down!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Air attack!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03There's too many of them! Save your...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Aaaargh!- Ah! More AMO!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Urgh...cluchs...unh.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16ANT MAKES MARTIAL ARTS CALLS
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Wee-ye-ye-ye, ye-ye-ye-ye, yah!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Urgh!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Retreat. Ah! Retreat!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Ah, hoo-hoo!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Urnnnh.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- ANTS CHANT:- Give us the potion!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36You can take our lair, our eggs,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38and maybe even Frogg,
0:09:38 > 0:09:40but you'll never take my sham-goo!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Sham-goo?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh, you mean that dreadful sticky shampoo?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Oh, it didn't do anything for my split ends,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50and offered no volume whatsoever.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Wait. So you DON'T want the sham-goo?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56No. We want the other potion,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58the one you poured down our ant hill.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01With it, we will transform more ants,
0:10:01 > 0:10:06creating an unstoppable legion to enslave the overworld.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10But you still don't want the sham-goo, right?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12There? Now, you see.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16We should have just asked them what they wanted in the first place.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17No way, man!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Those are my potions, and they actually work.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Here, help yourselves.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Well, I think this calls for a well-deserved victory dance.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:32 > 0:10:37Come one, come all to Voltar's shampoo emporium.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Guaranteed to leave your hair feeling clean and refreshed.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:10:43 > 0:10:48Voltar, what mysterious potion did you give those ants, exactly?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Erm, I don't know.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55A dash of green, a couple of drops of red, er...er... All of them?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00A-ha-ha-ha!
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Mummy!
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