0:00:02 > 0:00:04Has this ever happened to you?
0:00:04 > 0:00:08Ordinary yo-yos are complicated and kind of stupid.
0:00:08 > 0:00:14That is why you need Doktor Frogg's plutonium-powered yo-yo of evil.
0:00:14 > 0:00:19Hey! Will Doktor Frogg's yo-yo really work for me?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Just as this satisfied customer.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE CACKLES
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Argh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02What do you mean I can't watch Evil Idol while driving?
0:01:02 > 0:01:03What kind of rule is that?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Why can't I check out 100 books?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Since when is it against rules to catapult garbage
0:01:12 > 0:01:14on to Steve's lawn?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Ask the mayor, not me.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20But Steve is our neighbour, not his.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22SHOUTING
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Grrrr...
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I am fed up with all these meddlesome laws and rules
0:01:34 > 0:01:37this mayor insists I follow.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Would a relish sandwich cheer you up?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42If I were in charge,
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- I would abolish all rules.- Then I could be your trusty mayoral aid,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50following your every command no matter how ridiculous.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54We could elect you mayor by rigging every voting booth
0:01:54 > 0:01:57with ultrasonic nerve control stimulators.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Voting. Tosh. Be realistic.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04What I really need,
0:02:04 > 0:02:09is to get my hands on the all-powerful mayor's golden sash.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Then everyone would have to listen to me.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14HE BURPS
0:02:14 > 0:02:16OK, that is simply ridiculous.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Hmm. An object so powerful
0:02:18 > 0:02:23must have a near impenetrable fortress guarding it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:30Minions, prepare for our greatest heist ever.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34First, we'll zip-line down into the mayor's office.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Then we'll use the hypno-beam to take out any guards.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I expect that some of you will be captured.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- In that case... - Halt!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Woah! I'm the mayor. I'm the mayor.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Hi, Mrs Johnstone! I'm the mayor.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Drop the sash. You could mess up its infinite powers.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- I didn't even...- Yes!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I can feel the mayoral power running through my veins.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh-oh...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ah-ah...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, sorry.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Yes. By all means go ahead and test its infinite power.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- INTERCOM:- 'Yes, Mr Mayor?'
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yes, I the mayor,
0:03:15 > 0:03:19wearing the golden sash, want a large pizza
0:03:19 > 0:03:21with all the toppings.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Make that triple toppings.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- 'Straight away, sir.' - Ah! Hee-hee!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30'Anything else, Mr Mayor?'
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yes. Call a press conference.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39MURMURING
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Hey! That's not the mayor.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Of course it is. He's wearing the golden sash.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Oh, yeah. Works for me.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Hh-hmm.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Greetings, puny citizens of Metrotown.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I, your mayor,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58the one wearing the golden sash...
0:03:58 > 0:04:03hereby abolish all rules and laws.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Really?- Really.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Really?- Really.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Hh-hm. CHEERING
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Come on, my trusty mayoral aid.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17What's next, Mr Mayor, sir?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21We are taking the week off since there's no rule
0:04:21 > 0:04:24that says we can't.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25VOLTAR CHUCKLES
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Time to enjoy an evil day without any rules.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I love that there's no rule of having to wait
0:04:46 > 0:04:4830 minutes after you eat to swim.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Hoy!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58If only a rule to tell my tummy not to hurt.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Right, out of the pool.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04To the V-mobile!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08SHOUTING
0:05:11 > 0:05:12No!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hey!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18HORN BEEPS
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I guess everyone is taking your no more rules rule very seriously.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Doh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Out of my way!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Out of my way!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31WAILING
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- And stop staring. - Oh, well.- All right.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Hop on one foot.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Red, what gives?
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Voltar, as the mayor you can also make any rule you want.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Any rule?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57First, everyone must address me as
0:05:57 > 0:06:00the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05CHANTING: Undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown...
0:06:05 > 0:06:09And everyone must be in bed by 7pm.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11But I can stay up till 9:30.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- But...- The golden sash knows no buts.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16High heels are for ever banned
0:06:16 > 0:06:19and so are finger puppets. Stamps can only be licked on Tuesdays,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Fridays and every second Sunday.
0:06:21 > 0:06:27The letter Q will be switched with the number three.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:06:31 > 0:06:32And you...
0:06:32 > 0:06:35fire hydrants are only to be used for emergencies
0:06:35 > 0:06:37and not your kind of emergency.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46The undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown decrees
0:06:46 > 0:06:47that all evil scientists
0:06:47 > 0:06:49shall wear ballet tutus.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Why?- I like the way the word sounds - tutu.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Oh.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Mustard shall be the only condiment allowed for consumption.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Mayonnaise, ketchup and relish are all banished.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05But I love relish.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Not any more, you don't.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- We can't cry during sad movies. - We must eat soup with a fork.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Wash our dishes with mud.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I've heard he's outlawed coughing.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Ah-hem, ah-hem.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23The undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown has gone too far.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Something must be done.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27But he wears the golden sash.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Drastic times call for drastic measures.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I suggest a strongly-worded text message.
0:07:34 > 0:07:40The time for strongly-worded text messages has passed.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42We must stage an intervention...
0:07:42 > 0:07:44using finger puppets.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Oh...- His rule-making knows no bounds.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52What can we do?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Storm his office.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'll lead you to him.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Anything to get my lab coat
0:07:58 > 0:08:00and my dignity back.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02SCREAMING
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oh.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Oh, yeah.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Plus, you know, abolish that fire hydrant rule.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14THEY GASP
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Order something or get out!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Red, get me my 2:15 warmed cocoa with...
0:08:30 > 0:08:35'Sorry to interrupt but an angry mob is here to see you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38'..undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown...'
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Red? Red?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Red!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Stop!- Sorry, Voltar.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47SHOUTING
0:08:47 > 0:08:49The tutu made me do it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02SHOUTING
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Hey!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11And no clutching pitchforks.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15No running.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20No shouting.
0:09:20 > 0:09:26- WHISPERING:- Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29No crossing on red.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Oh...
0:09:32 > 0:09:33- Or green.- Oh.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38Argh!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, my sash!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58How did you get there?
0:10:01 > 0:10:06What? Can't the mayor see a double-double feature in his break?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- ALARM RINGS - I guess it's back to the office.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Business as usual.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16CHEERING
0:10:21 > 0:10:23You know, Voltar. I think
0:10:23 > 0:10:26we all learned a very important lesson today.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27You heard the mayor, Red.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Business as usual.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37OK, on three...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Don't you mean Q?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That was only when I was mayor.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45One, two, three...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oh!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Hey! No dumping garbage on the front lawn.
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