0:00:02 > 0:00:03Mutant moon man!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- Yes!- Argh! - DOKTOR FROGG CLUCKS
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Monster burrito.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11- Ergh! - HE CLUCKS
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Oh, I get it! Robot burrito.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17HE SCREAMS Space robot burrito.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Underground monster burrito. Ice monster burrito.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- It was CHICKEN!- Oh.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Chicken burrito.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah! Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee-hee!- Argh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh? - RED MENACE SHRIEKS
0:00:58 > 0:01:01The world is now safe.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Gosh, we couldn't have done it without you, Glory Guy.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- GLORY GUY CHUCKLES - Good boy.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12And remember, Glory Guy will always be with you.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Glory away!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19BOOOO!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Oh!
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- That was the best movie ever!- Argh! - I'm going to see it seven times.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32When did Glory Guy get a hamster sidekick?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- I thought it was good, clean fun. - It was an abomination,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39and not the good kind! The first rated V, Wow Woman,
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Night Shade, Nanny Boo Boo?!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Every superhero in town is getting their own movie!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Why isn't anyone making a movie about super villains?- What?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51WHY?! HE GASPS
0:01:51 > 0:01:56The League Of Super Evil - The Movie!
0:01:56 > 0:02:01Of course! It'll be the greatest film spectacle ever made!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04But, Voltar, movies don't just happen.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08They don't just magically get made. You need er... Well...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I don't really know what you need,
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- but I do know that movies are hard work!- Don't worry, Mr Pessimist.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19We'll just go to a movie studio and get them to make it for us.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28All right. So then, he's all like, "No, you can't stop me, Voltar!"
0:02:28 > 0:02:31And then I'm all like, "Wanna bet?" And then he's all like,
0:02:31 > 0:02:35"Yeee-eeew! Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah! Blast-ticka!"
0:02:35 > 0:02:41And then everyone's all like, "Oh, Voltar, you're so cool."
0:02:41 > 0:02:43The end. So, do we have a deal?
0:02:43 > 0:02:48'I'm sorry, sir, but can you keep moving? You're blocking traffic.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53'Besides a movie about super villains - Ha! What a dumb idea.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- 'Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!' - BLAST
0:02:56 > 0:03:00I didn't want your fancy studio to make my movie anyway!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- But isn't that why we came...- Shhh!
0:03:03 > 0:03:07We'll make it ourselves. You'll see. Written by, directed by,
0:03:07 > 0:03:11and starring the great Voltar.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19This movie's got everything. Action, suspense, horror and no kissy-kissy.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Red, camera?- Check!
0:03:21 > 0:03:27- Doktor Frogg, special effects? - Oh, they'll be special all right.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32And my beloved actors - Hench Box 17. QUACKS
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- I can't believe he got the part. - ROBOT MUTTERS
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Mr Nelson.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- HE LAUGHS - That guy!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45(He was in a commercial once.)
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Doomageddon!
0:03:49 > 0:03:55- Oh, is the little pup... - DOOMAGEDDON BURPS
0:03:55 > 0:03:58And saving the best for last,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01me as me!
0:04:01 > 0:04:06Now, places, minions! The silver screen awaits.
0:04:07 > 0:04:13Voltar - The Movie. Scene 72, take 23.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15And, action!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Aren't we the evilest? Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- OK. - DOKTOR FROGG SCREAMS
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Ahhh!- Oh.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Frogg, how am I supposed to make the greatest movie ever made EVER,
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- when you guys keep messing everything up?- I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- This is hopeless.- Ahem.- WHAT?!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41What are you doing in my car?
0:04:41 > 0:04:46I am TRYING to make the world's greatest super villain movie!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49So get to work and leave us alone!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Wait. You're making a movie about super villains?
0:04:53 > 0:05:00- Bleep bloop. I am a hench robot. Bleep bloop.- CUT!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Doom Driver, baby, just stick to the script, OK?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Man, this guy's demanding. Bleep bloop.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Argh!- QUIET ON THE SET!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16None of this so-called "talent" knows anything about making movies.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20What did you expect? They're super villains, not actors.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25"Ten minutes, or it's free. Ten minutes, OR it's free."
0:05:25 > 0:05:29I don't care who they are. If they want to work with a genius like me,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32they have to do it right. NOW GET TO THE CAR!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Gah.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39My fellow heroes, the city's most evil super villains
0:05:39 > 0:05:42have joined forces to make a movie about super villains.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46If they're successful, then less people will watch OUR movies.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49We might not even get a chance to make sequels!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50SHE GASPS
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Big money-making sequels.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Might is right!
0:05:57 > 0:06:02Voltar - The Movie. Final scene, take one. ACTION!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06VOLTAR CLEARS THROAT Who did this to you, Red?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Who? Who?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12It was I, Glory Guy.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16This ends now, Glory Guy.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20(Frogg, cue the panicking citizens.)
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh! Oh, no!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh, no! Oh, terrifying!
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- Not so fast, evil doers. - T-t-the real Glory Guy!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35CUT!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Oh, come on, people.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I know everyone wants to work with the great Voltar,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42but this is ridiculous.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Er, no, but... - VOLTAR TUTS
0:06:45 > 0:06:48You can be panicking citizens too, but remember,
0:06:48 > 0:06:53there are no small parts, only actors who won't be in the movie
0:06:53 > 0:06:56if they don't start panicking properly.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Places, people.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01THEY SNARL AND GROWL
0:07:01 > 0:07:03And...action!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Grrrrr...
0:07:24 > 0:07:25(What?)
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- (This is the part where you fall down, Red.- Oh, right.)
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Gah. Oh! Ah!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35VICTORY!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37And cut!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's a wrap, people.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Quick, get that camera! - DOKTOR FROGG SCREAMS
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- DOKTOR FROGG WHIMPERS - Get off me!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Now let's get this thing ready for our opening night.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Argh! - DOKTOR FROGG SHRIEKS
0:08:03 > 0:08:08Voltar, I'm impressed. How did all these people show up?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I heard that Glory Guy AND Wow Woman are in this movie.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's going to be the best!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15HE SIGHS
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Hee-hee-hee!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27GIGGLING
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Our baby looks so evil.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Let us name him...Voltar.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41VICTORY! Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Aww! His first "Muh-hah-hah-hah".
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I really don't know why we're attending
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- when we tried to ruin this movie. - Shhh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52PEOPLE SCREAMING
0:08:55 > 0:08:57DOKTOR FROGG SHRIEKS
0:08:57 > 0:08:59MAN LAUGHS
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Aren't we the evilest, right, Doktor Frogg?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05ROBOT CHIRPS AND BEEPS
0:09:05 > 0:09:07LAUGHTER
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Hey! No laughing, this isn't a comedy!
0:09:14 > 0:09:20You are not invited to the barbecue, Steve.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I don't care.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26WIND WHISTLES
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Argh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38LAUGHTER
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Stop it! Stop it at once!
0:09:43 > 0:09:48Argh! Curse you, VOLTAN! Give me back my pizza.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Never!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51LAUGHTER
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Stop it! Oh, this is too good! Oh!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- (This is the part where you fall down, Red.- Oh, right.)
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Gah! Oh!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Mm, mm!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07VICTORY!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17CHUCKLES
0:10:18 > 0:10:20SIGHING
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Gee, I'm sorry, Voltar.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- They...like it?- They do? They do!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Of course they do! Mwah! Mwah!
0:10:36 > 0:10:41That was the funniest movie I have ever seen.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46Ha-ha! Could such a pathetic super villain really exist? Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Minions...I smell a sequel.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Ooh! Can I play myself this time?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57ROBOT PURRS, GIRLS GIGGLE
0:10:57 > 0:10:58DOKTOR FROGG GASPS
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Hmm, no.
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