Doomababy

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07Now, Red Menace, this will be your most dangerous mission yet.

0:00:07 > 0:00:11Good luck. And if you don't make it back, can I have your room?

0:00:11 > 0:00:14I won't let you guys down.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23When you're done in there, mind giving the kitchen a quick scrub?

0:00:23 > 0:00:26You really should clean that bathroom more often.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah... Huh?

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Doomageddon!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Doomageddon! Doomer?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Doomie? Doomarino!

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Doomie? Doomie! Doomageddon's gone.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Doomie's my best pal.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Disappearing like this isn't like him.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36That lazy doomhound disappears all the time.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38But this is different.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41He always comes when there's uranium doggy yummies involved.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45And the front lawn is really starting to grow back.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Wait a minute, I haven't been eaten or mauled in 20 minutes.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Maybe he is gone.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Woo-hoo!

0:01:53 > 0:01:59Hey, how about we go and get a nice non-lethal replacement pet, huh?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01And lose our doomhound?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Our ultimate weapon? Our digger of stuff?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Our eater of things?

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- You mean...- That's right, Red, let's go find Doomageddon!

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oh...

0:02:15 > 0:02:19HARMONICA PLAYS

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Easy does it, big feller.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Sorry about the collar but I just can't take chances

0:02:35 > 0:02:37with pan-dimensional doomhounds.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41You wouldn't believe the kind of pets supervillains get.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54You should have thought twice before making all that trouble.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Your doomhound?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Oh, my! Yes, he was here.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00My garden didn't stand a chance.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05He ate our basketball court.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09He took our helicopter for a ride.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11He ate my fried chicken.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15He helped me change my flat tyre.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Uh-huh?- Then he did his business all over my car.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Whoa, Doomageddon really gets around.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Do you know where he went afterwards?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I had no choice.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Your pet's at the pound.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Yes!- Frogg?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh yeah, that's him all right.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44I saw him, but he's no longer with us.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47He's gone to a better place.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53I had to put him down...

0:03:53 > 0:03:55for adoption.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Wait, what?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Sorry for the mix-up, folks.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01You can find your pet at this address.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06We're never seeing that doomhound again.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Can we take this adorable bunny instead?

0:04:09 > 0:04:14Fine, let's go and get Doomageddon.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Ha-ha! You're going to love

0:04:18 > 0:04:20your new home, little guy. Ka-pow!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Oh, look at that - little Glory Junior likes you.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I just hope you last longer than Junior's other pets.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I'm sure you two will be the best of friends.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Ha-ha-ha!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02This is too good! Oh, this is too good!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05What do you mean "too good"? This is an outrage.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Our pan-dimensional doomhound's not some superbaby's toy.

0:05:08 > 0:05:14- He's a creature of pure evil. - We need to save him.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16We... Red, if you're here

0:05:16 > 0:05:18then who's holding us up?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Good point.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Well, that's the story, Mr Glory guy, sir.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28So, if it's not too much trouble, could we have our doomhound back?

0:05:28 > 0:05:34Oh, yeah, see, sorry for the mix-up, but there's not much I can do.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Do you have any idea how hard it is to get something away

0:05:37 > 0:05:38from a superpowered baby?

0:05:38 > 0:05:44Well, it should be easy, if not easier than taking candy from a baby.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Go figure. I'm surprised Junior didn't lose his laser vision.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh, well. We tried. Looking good, Doomie.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Not so fast, Frogg.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09There's more than one way to get a dooomhound away from a superbaby.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Hey, weirdo cutie-wutie.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Would you like a wummy-wummy lollipop

0:06:18 > 0:06:23in exchange for a dirty, not so wummy doomhound?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37What? You made it sound so good.

0:06:51 > 0:06:57Well, that's a pretty nice, regular doomhound, I guess.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Not as cool as this really awesome robo-doomhound.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Any luck?- We're working on it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:39And now it's time to sing along with Mr Puddles and Madam Magical.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Let's sing the go to sleep song.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48# Go to sleep, little baby.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50# Go to sleep, little baby. #

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Aw, he's so adorable.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01I feel so horrible.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06I guess taking a doomhound away from a baby will make you feel better.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yes, it will, Frogg. Yes, it will.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I missed you, boy.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18TOY SQUEAKS

0:08:19 > 0:08:21SCREAMS

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Retreat!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Seems like we've been running down this hallway forever.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Red, get the door!

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Good call, Voltar. No one likes a draught.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08That's triple-reinforced mega steel, man.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11There's no way that toddler is getting through...

0:09:14 > 0:09:17..unless we forgot to lock it.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Nice angry superbaby.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Frogg was right - we should have gotten that bunny.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Just give him to Doomageddon and we can go home already.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48How many times do I have to tell you?!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I am not food!

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Oh, no!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11We're saved!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Can't a superhero take a nap any more?

0:10:18 > 0:10:23Why, I've never seen Junior this happy before.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25And he seems to have lost total interest

0:10:25 > 0:10:27in your mutant, flea-bitten mutt.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30So can we have Doomageddon back?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I'm so happy to have you back, boy.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52And I'm just glad we have our fearsome, evil beast again.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Everything is back to normal. - Speak for yourself.

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