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0:00:02 > 0:00:05This will be the most evilest group shot ever!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:00:07 > 0:00:11Now, nobody move until the picture is taken.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14CAMERA BEEPS

0:00:22 > 0:00:24HE SNEEZES

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Best group shot ever!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Huh?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Oh! Yes!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Woo-hoo!

0:01:10 > 0:01:15I was cleaning that sticky space under our couch cushions

0:01:15 > 0:01:20and I found a booklet of discount coupons!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Coupons? Let me see.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Buy five pony rides and the sixth one's free. Useless.

0:01:26 > 0:01:2910% off unstable uranium. Useless.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Half off a back-scratcher

0:01:31 > 0:01:34with the purchase of one other. Useless.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39A free wig at Toupee Tony's. Usel...

0:01:39 > 0:01:43A free wig at Toupee Tony's!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Sweet.- It's just a wig.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Correction, Frogg, it's a FREE wig.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53You're just jealous because it's mine.

0:01:53 > 0:02:00Think of all the evil we can unleash with a collection of free wigs!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- < Get him!- Get him!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Get him!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11CLEARS THROAT He went that way.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Get him!- Go!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Muh-hah-hah-hah.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22To Toupee Tony's!

0:02:23 > 0:02:27I can't decide which one I want. Mop-tops, beehives and 'fros.

0:02:27 > 0:02:33- Oh, my.- They're all so wonderfully evil.- Can I help you?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Indeed you can, my good man, indeed you can.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'm here for my free wig.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43I think I'll take...that one.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but your coupon's no good.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48It expired yesterday.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49What?!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51They're all expired.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54What?! My free wig.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Sorry, Mister, but there's nothing I can do.

0:02:57 > 0:03:03- If today was yesterday, that coupon would still be good.- But it's today.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Of course!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Minions, I have an idea.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12What?!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Let me get this straight.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17You want me to build you a time machine

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- so you can travel back to yesterday to get a wig?!- Correction.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24To get a FREE wig!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Now, chop-chop, time machine building time.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32And you think I can just go to my lab and rip something like that up?

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Hey, Frogg, why don't you make me a time machine?

0:03:36 > 0:03:42Oh, OK, Voltar, here you go. Would you also like a sandwich?!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- That would be nice.- Oh...

0:03:45 > 0:03:48BANGING AND DRILLING

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Here, done.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52That's a time machine?!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's a boring old watch... And where's my sandwich?

0:03:55 > 0:04:01This boring old watch will allow the wearer to go back in time

0:04:01 > 0:04:04and also has a garage door opener, a toenail clipper

0:04:04 > 0:04:10and an MP3 player with extendo disco ball.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Ooh, shiny.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Yes! Hah-hah!

0:04:16 > 0:04:21I'll see you later, minions. Or should I say earlier?!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Voltar, stop!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Don't take time travel lightly.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34A wrong move in the past might cause a temporal shift

0:04:34 > 0:04:37of drastic proportions.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Yea, yeah, yeah, but I still get my free wig, right?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Woah! This is awesome.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I think I'll take...that one.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Oh, I'm sorry sir, but your coupon's no good.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- It expired yesterday.- What?!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- They're all expired. - But my free wig!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Sorry, Mister, but there's nothing I can do.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Now, if today was yesterday...

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Voltar?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Woah...coffee break! Waaaaah!

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Huh?

0:05:22 > 0:05:27Oh, man! This is an hour-and-a-half ago!

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Frogg, your stupid time machine didn't send me back far enough.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- Time machine?! Time machine?- Yes. And you owe me a sandwich.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39You're Voltar, but from the future.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44- What's it like?- The marvellous things I have seen in the future.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Television remote controls, cordless telephones, electric razors.

0:05:49 > 0:05:55- Wow...- So, you're future me, huh?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57And you're past me, huh?

0:05:57 > 0:06:02If you are me... We'd both think the same things... At the same time.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06BOTH: Unicorn... Pickle... Cheese.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Underpants...monkey butler. Awesome!

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Wait a minute, are you holding a free wig coupon too?

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Are you thinking what... I'm thinking?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Of course I am, I'm you.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25If we keep going back in time and collecting more Voltars

0:06:25 > 0:06:30with more free wig coupons, we could have as many free wigs as we want!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:06:32 > 0:06:37Voltars, wait. Certainly my future self must have warned you

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- of the catastrophic ramifications... - Yeah, will tear space, whatever.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- It's time to go. - To the coupons!

0:06:50 > 0:06:56- Woah, this is awesome. - It gets old fast.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I want my free wig.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08Yup, it's good, so go ahead and pick your wig.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13WOLF WHISTLE Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:07:13 > 0:07:20- I want my free wig.- Sorry, but only one free wig per customer.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21We know.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Aaagh!- Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:07:35 > 0:07:42That's right, mee-ee...s, it's a free wig fiesta!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Maybe Frogg was right about the space tearing thing?

0:07:52 > 0:07:57Maybe... But more importantly, you look awesome in that mullet.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, why thank you.

0:07:59 > 0:08:06ALL: Muh-hah-hah-hah! Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Voltar's sure been gone a long time.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Probably eaten by a dinosaur or something.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16DOORBELL RINGS

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh no!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22ALL: Hello, minions.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Miss us?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26But, Voltar, I told you.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Yeah, we'll tear space, whatever.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34An army of mee-ees! A league of super Voltars.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Er...- OK, mee-ees.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Time to hand over my free wigs.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43YOUR free wigs?!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Don't you mean MY free wigs?

0:08:45 > 0:08:50What?! As your supreme leader, I demand you hand over my wigs.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Nice try.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56I'm your leader and all these wigs are mine.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Um, guys, a little help.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Mine! Mine! Mine!

0:09:05 > 0:09:10Look at that. It looks like the universe is imploding on itself.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12What a surprise.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Frogg, do something.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Say it.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21What?! All right. I'm sorry I broke time.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Good. Get these Voltars back into the portal.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- DISCO MUSIC PLAYS - I love this song!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Red, Doom, get these Voltars back to the past.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43DOOM GROWLS

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Put me down!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50THEY SCREAM

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Sorry, Voltars.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59That's all of them.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01THUNDER BOOMS

0:10:01 > 0:10:06Doktor Frogg, time still looks a little broken to me.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Did we miss one?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11DOOM WHISTLES

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Found him.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Let me go, I'm... This is Voltar, guys.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Look at the wig.- Hmm... Sorry, Voltar,

0:10:22 > 0:10:26that sounds like something a past Voltar would say.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29You are so past grounded, Mister.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Aaagh!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- It worked. - Phew, that was close, huh, Voltar?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Um, Voltar?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Guys, I think we threw out our Voltar.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I'm sure he'll be fine.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49DOOM LAUGHS

0:10:49 > 0:10:54It's only a matter of time before my minions come to rescue me.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59Don't count on it, sonny.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh!

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd