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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Can we get this, Doktor Frogg? Can we? Can we?

0:00:04 > 0:00:08No, Red, we're only here to buy a tiny screw.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Oh. Well, how about this?

0:00:11 > 0:00:16- Ahh!- Can I get it? Huh? Please?- No! No! No!

0:00:16 > 0:00:21We're just...buying...this...SCREW!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Erm, Frogg, I thought we'd agreed to talk before you made

0:00:24 > 0:00:26any "expensive purchases."

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Oh!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27The coast is clear. The minions don't suspect a thing.

0:01:27 > 0:01:34They can never discover my dark, terrible secret.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35GIGGLES EXCITEDLY

0:01:35 > 0:01:39MUSIC AND CHEERING.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Like, what's up, Metrotown?

0:01:42 > 0:01:43It's her, it's her!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Prima Dina!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48You kids ready to rock?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Ooh! The villain inside me wants to hate this so-called pop music.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55But I can't help it, she's so good! GIGGLES

0:01:55 > 0:01:58This is a song about shopping, texting,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00and hanging out with my BFFs.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Yeah! Let's hit it!

0:02:04 > 0:02:11GIGGLES I love you Prima Dina!

0:02:12 > 0:02:18- Hey! Watch where you're dancing! Justice Gene?- Voltar!

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- What are you doing here?- I'm here to, um...ruin the concert. Yes!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23That is exactly what I am here to do.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Certainly not secretly enjoying myself. No, Sir.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35You actually like Prima Dina?

0:02:35 > 0:02:40Ha-ha-ha! Oh, boy! Oh, that's rich!

0:02:40 > 0:02:46Oh, I think you like her too, Voltar!

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Is that what it looks like?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, I think it's exactly what it looks like.

0:02:51 > 0:02:58- Give me that phone, Gene! - Fat chance, short stuff! Gah!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00EARPIECE BLEEPS

0:03:03 > 0:03:05BOTH: He started it!

0:03:11 > 0:03:16I tell you, these Prima Dina fans are the rowdiest!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Way to go, Voltar! Now I'm missing the concert.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yes, yes, most unfortunate.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27But, more importantly, I think we should both agreed to destroy

0:03:27 > 0:03:30that video, and pretend neither of us were here.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34After all, you wouldn't want the whole world to know

0:03:34 > 0:03:36that you like Prima Dina. Right?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Everybody already knows - I- love Prima Dina.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I'm the President of the Prima Dina Fan Club.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49Maybe I should let the whole world to know about your little secret?

0:03:51 > 0:03:57- No! No! Stop it! So embarrassing!- This is awesome!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I've discovered your secret weakness!

0:04:00 > 0:04:04What are you going to do, Gene?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Maybe I won't show this to the world...

0:04:08 > 0:04:09..yet!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Maybe I'll just hang on to this for a while.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14You wouldn't! You can't!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Super heroes don't do that kind of stuff!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18D'oh! You won't get away with this, Gene!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Oh, but I already have, Voltar!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Ha-ha-ha!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh! GULPS

0:04:34 > 0:04:36How mildly annoying.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46This is too good.

0:04:46 > 0:04:54- Hey, Voltar, are you getting this? - Voltar?- Eh? Oh, right, er, victory!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Now they can't shop for groceries...and such.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Is something on your mind, boss?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Yeah, you've been acting all weird and fidgety all morning.

0:05:02 > 0:05:08No! I'm just worried our evildoing might attract a mighty hero.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Not so fast evildoers!

0:05:09 > 0:05:16Justice Gene is here to clean... up this evil mess.

0:05:16 > 0:05:23Ha-ha-ha! I was worried there for his second but it's just Gene.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Some hero!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Oh, Voltar.- 'I love you Prima Dina'!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39D'oh! Be reasonable, Gene.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42You know the deal, I push this button

0:05:42 > 0:05:45and your little secret's going to pop up on every screen in town.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47You can't!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I will!

0:05:49 > 0:05:54Maybe you should just let me heroically defeat you.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Oh! Fine.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59You...fake win this round, Gene!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01CLEARS THROAT Oh no, minions,

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Justice Gene is way too much hero for us to handle.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Ahem! And handsome.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14And handsome. And we must retreat.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Are you sure, Voltar? I mean, this is Gene we're talking about.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Just do it.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21SIGHS

0:06:28 > 0:06:34The day is saved, thanks to... Justice Gene! Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37ALL: Yay(!)

0:06:39 > 0:06:44Such power! Dare I abuse it in horrible, irresponsible ways?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52You're pushing it, Gene.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Yeah, I know, and doesn't Prima Dina

0:07:09 > 0:07:12just have the best hair in the universe?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Could you hold on a second? Keep it steady, I'm trying to talk here!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Yes, Sir, Mr Gene, Sir.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23There's no other explanation!

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Gene has a mind controlling cell phone and he's using it on Voltar!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Makes sense to me.- Let's get it!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Drop the mind control cell phone, Gene!- The mind control cellphone?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Don't be silly, Frogg!

0:07:38 > 0:07:44I'm just helping Gene out because he's...he's...the greatest.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Yeah, what he said. - What have you done to him?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Voltar would never admit someone's the greatest.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Give us that phone, Gene!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55No ,Red, don't!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57That's it!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00SQUEALS

0:08:00 > 0:08:02My phone!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Ah! His phone! Get it!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14WHISTLES

0:08:15 > 0:08:17WHISTLES

0:08:28 > 0:08:32OK, you're on toenail trimming detail when this is over, Mister!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Mine!- No, it's mine!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Every villain for himself!

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Victory!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01In your face, Gene!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Eh?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09'Tee-hee! I love you Prima Dina!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13'Woo-hoo!'

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hey, everyone!

0:09:17 > 0:09:23Look, this super villain likes Prima Dina. Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Yes, it's true! I like Prima Dina.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Her songs are so catchy. I just can't resist her!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I understand if you want to quit the team

0:09:37 > 0:09:39and never hang out with me again.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42So what? Everyone likes Prima Dina.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yeah! She's pretty much the biggest pop star ever!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Eh? W-W-Wh...? So...?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50So, I'm still evil?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Voltar, it's not the music that makes the villain,

0:09:54 > 0:09:56it's his evil schemes.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58No, this can't be!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01You're supposed to be embarrassed!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Not today, Gene!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06CAR HORN HONKS

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Prima Dina!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11I was so, like, touched by your video,

0:10:11 > 0:10:16I'd like to offer you backstage passes to my next concert!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Ahem!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Well, all at phone stuff is water under the bridge, right?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25I mean, technically,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29you wouldn't have the tickets without your old pal, Justice Gene.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Right?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Tee-hee-hee!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh, it's her!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41We are so not bringing him backstage with us.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48CRIES

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Oh!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52What did I do to deserve this?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Gaah!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Oh, right. The phone thing.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00BAWLS

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