Etched in Stone

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Not far now, men.

0:00:03 > 0:00:04It's just over here.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06My masterpiece!

0:00:06 > 0:00:10The evilest doodle the world has ever seen!

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Behold...

0:00:11 > 0:00:15All will look upon my work and bow before my awesomeness!

0:00:15 > 0:00:20Eh, looks more like people will laugh before your awesomeness.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Is that our new look?

0:00:24 > 0:00:28- N-o-o-o-o-o!! - He-he-he!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! - RECORD NEEDLE SCRAPES

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- He-he!- Urgh!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Ah.- Huh?

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Oof!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# League of Super Evil!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Voltar!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Doktor Frogg

0:00:45 > 0:00:46# Red Menace

0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Doomageddon

0:00:52 > 0:00:55# League of Super Evil! #

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Behold!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I, the great and powerful Voltar,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05shall be immortalised for all eternity!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13That should do the trick.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15What do you think, guys?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Gee, Voltar, I wish mine was as good as yours.

0:01:18 > 0:01:23But my eternal chalk mark on history politely washes away when it rains.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26PIDDLING!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30You're missing the point, Red!

0:01:30 > 0:01:34This is our chance to be immortalised forever.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38A thousand years from now,

0:01:38 > 0:01:40people will discover my mark and wonder,

0:01:40 > 0:01:45"How could this Voltar write his name in solid stone?"

0:01:45 > 0:01:48They will be afraid - terrified! -

0:01:48 > 0:01:51bow down to my might

0:01:51 > 0:01:56and realise that I was the greatest supervillain to have ever lived!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Wow! That makes the bleak, apocalyptic future sound neat.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03"Neat"?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05It will be awesomely evil, Red!

0:02:05 > 0:02:09But for this to work, we'll need to leave more marks.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12To leave more marks, we'll need more wet cement!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I've got just the thing to find it.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18No-one can stop us now!

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Evil has struck again. The Legion of Glory shall strike back!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Force Fighters, you're on Rampaging, Mutant Octopus detail.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32ALL: Force Fighters V!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Lightning Liz and Wow Woman,

0:02:35 > 0:02:39save the city from the giant, mucus meteorite!

0:02:40 > 0:02:45Nightshade! Rescue the Mayor from The Gagster. But be on your guard.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- He may pull something funny. - I'll have the last laugh.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50But most important of all,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53be back for the Force Fighters V party tonight!

0:02:53 > 0:02:58They're getting inducted into the Walkway of Legend!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Might is right!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Hmmp-hmm. Ahem...

0:03:03 > 0:03:05He-he!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh, you're still here?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Probationary Hero In Training Justice Team reporting.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- I'm ready for my assignment. - Right, Gene.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Ah... Well, did you finish all of the superhero duties?

0:03:19 > 0:03:24I alphabetised your movie collection, made Wow Woman's bed,

0:03:24 > 0:03:29polished Lightning Liz's armour and unclogged Nightshade's toilet.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Nothing left to do but fight people, with you, buddy!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Well, ah... Hmmm...

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh! Sweet glory!

0:03:40 > 0:03:45You, Justice Gene, must find out who has defaced our beloved sidewalk

0:03:45 > 0:03:49with this...er, pineapple-shaped mark.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Hmm...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Vandals, huh?

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Oh-ho-ho-ho!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I won't disappoint the Legion of Glory.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59I will find those perpetrators and bring them to justice -

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Gene style!

0:04:00 > 0:04:01He-he-he!

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Wrong is right!- Doh!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09And now, for my greatest technical achievement,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12since my last greatest one...

0:04:13 > 0:04:16..the Cement Gate!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21This device creates wormholes that connect to wet cement pools.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26That way, we can safely, and effortlessly, travel

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- from wet cement to wet cement! - Sure it's safe, Doktor?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Oh, please..!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35When do I ever make anything that isn't safe?

0:04:36 > 0:04:37He-he-he!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Argh!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Stop! Yikes!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Argh!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46'Have a nice day.'

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Eh-he-he. Eh...you first.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Hmm...

0:05:02 > 0:05:07OK. The pressure's on. Got to keep my cool.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10The Legion is counting on me and if I crack this case,

0:05:10 > 0:05:14I'll be well on my way to becoming immortalised

0:05:14 > 0:05:16on Metrotown's Walkway of Legend!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Imagine me with the city's greatest heroes. He-he!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24I've got some crime solving to do! Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Hmm...

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Huh?! Grrr!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46He-he-he!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50CAR HORNS TOOT

0:05:52 > 0:05:54SNIFF, SNIFF!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Urgh!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Urgh! Urgh!

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Not to self - "Do not put cement in mouth." He-he!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14So...beautiful!

0:06:14 > 0:06:19That's the most perfect wet cement pool I've ever seen.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Almost too perfect.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25EMERGENCY ALARM

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yargh! What?!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Sweet justice! Got a bite on Wet Cement Camp 236.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31He-he-he-he!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Got you now, you cement-defacing bandits!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Those League of Super Loser guys

0:06:37 > 0:06:41are blocking my shot!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Hey, Super Losers! SCRAM!

0:06:44 > 0:06:48I'm trying to figure out who's doodling these cement pineapples.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51It's the fuzz! Every villain for himself!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Yeah, that's better.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Oh! False alarm. That's just their stupid logo.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58not a pineapple.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Whoa!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Eh... Huh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06That's an upside-down pineapple!

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Gone! Maybe I can head them off where they'll strike next.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13If I were a supervillain leaving marks on wet cement,

0:07:13 > 0:07:15where would I go?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Huh! Sweet justice!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22He-he-he-he-he!

0:07:22 > 0:07:23The Walkway of Legend!

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Hand and foot prints of the city's greatest heroes.

0:07:27 > 0:07:33And they will soon be joined by the city's greatest villains!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39This cement slab seems unusually large for a superhero.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41THUD! THUD! THUD!

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Yikes!

0:07:49 > 0:07:54My fellow heroes, our newest inductees into the Walkway of Legend

0:07:54 > 0:07:59are defending Metrotown from mutant sushi, evil giant vegetables

0:07:59 > 0:08:02and the occasional rampaging monster.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Just this afternoon, they defeated a giant octopus.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,

0:08:08 > 0:08:11the almighty Force Fighters V!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Aw, they really deserve it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19But they ruined my concrete canvas.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Every superhero in town is here.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25There is no way we can get close enough to that cement, Voltar.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Oh... I've got an idea.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Get out of my way!- Oh!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Must warn Legion of Glory.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Hello?- 'Glory Guy! Villains!

0:08:41 > 0:08:46'Cement with pineapples! Ruin! Heroes! Deplorable!'

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Gene, you know you're not supposed to drink coffee.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Hah!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Hmm...

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Now!

0:09:04 > 0:09:05WHISTLING

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Yoo-hoo!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Would one of you nice heroes

0:09:09 > 0:09:12kindly get my cat off this lamp post?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Miaow!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- I'll help you, ma'am.- Me first.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19No, me first.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25ALL: Huh? Charge!

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Sorry, Gene.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I'll call you back.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I've got an ugly kitten to save,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- (for an even uglier old lady.)- Hmmp!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35A k-kitten?! A diversion!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Must hurry! Cheetah speed!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Huh?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Whoop! Nothing can stop me now.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Huh!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51N-o-o-o-o-o!!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Justice Gene?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Surprised? Justice Gene has once again saved the...

0:10:03 > 0:10:04< We got the cat!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07CHEERING

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hooray!

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Whoa!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17That's the best eternal mark on history - ever!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19You'll be able to get them out?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Eh, shouldn't take long at all, thanks to my patented

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Cement Chipper 5,000.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28DRILLING

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Yeuch!

0:10:30 > 0:10:31About time, Frogg!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34So, how long was I in there for?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Eh...about a thousand years.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Uh, can you let me out, too?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Wait your turn, Gene!

0:10:43 > 0:10:44So, Frogg,

0:10:44 > 0:10:48are people chanting my eternal glory?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Well...

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Not exactly.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57CHANTING: Great One! Great One! Great One!

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