0:00:03 > 0:00:07- I get exhausted just watching you! - You know, exercise is the first step
0:00:07 > 0:00:09to a healthy lifestyle!
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Bah! That's just an old wife's tale, Red.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- SLURPING - I NEVER exercise
0:00:16 > 0:00:18and I am in perfect shape.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Observe...
0:00:20 > 0:00:23HE GROANS Ah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Perfect...
0:00:25 > 0:00:28shape!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...! Huh?!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02RED WHISTLES
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ohh! HE GIGGLES
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Pop!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10SQUEAKING
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Huh!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13RED WHISTLES
0:01:13 > 0:01:15HE GROWLS
0:01:15 > 0:01:17TOY SQUEAKS
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Solar-powered flash light...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Heaviest parachute.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Uh, the first toaster - useless.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Smoke detector detector - whatever!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Are you sure you want all these failed experiments?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh, most definitely!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32HE GROANS
0:01:32 > 0:01:34You should probably take these too then.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Easy does it!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41He-he! He-he-he!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42WHISTLING >
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh! Can the whistling, Mr Whistlepants!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Some of us are trying to do evil here.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Sorry, Voltar, but I just can't help it.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Today's our quarter-annual neighbourhood yard sale.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Why would I want to buy someone else's unwanted junk?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Well, it's kind of like recycling.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Red, it is low brow consumerism and void of all evil potential.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Now, if you'll excuse me...
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'm going to take a nap.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And EVIL NAP!
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Sir, yes, sir!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Yard sale...
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- HE YAWNS - Oh!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27HE SHRIEKS
0:02:27 > 0:02:29HE GASPS
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Mr Wubby!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Where's Mr Wubby?!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Have you seen Mr Wubby?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41What, your dirty, old cover blanket?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42DOOR SLAMS, ENGINE REVS
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- HE SCREAMS - Mr Wubby!
0:02:49 > 0:02:55You sold my MR WUBBY!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58But, Voltar, it was in the yard sale box I left in your room.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I thought that was the dirty laundry box.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06I would NEVER sell my Wubby!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08HE CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY
0:03:08 > 0:03:10What's the big deal?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14That thing was gross and smelly!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16That thing?!
0:03:16 > 0:03:22I have had that THING since I was a little villain!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30It just fell from the sky.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Destined to be my evil Wubby.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36HE SUCKS HIS THUMB
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ha!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Gee, my friend Voltar sure is sad, Nighty Night Nancy.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Hi, Voltar.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Do you want to be my friend?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50You do?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Come get me! I'll hidey-hide!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54No!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I want Mr Wubby!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Voltar, surely a big, brave evil villain like you
0:04:01 > 0:04:03doesn't need a Mr Wubby?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Especially not the leader of the League of Super Evil!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- LIGHTNING CRACKLES - Huh?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Right. Of course not.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I was just...testing you!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Not inside doing...what I do.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Well, I guess it's back to making more deals.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23ROARING
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Or not.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28WOLF HOWLS
0:04:28 > 0:04:30HE SHUDDERS
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Well. Well, well, well.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39This show gets better and better the more you watch it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Ah!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Hey, whatcha doin', Voltar?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Making sandwiches.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Want one?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Um...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I MISS MR WUBBY!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08HE SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY
0:05:13 > 0:05:14ALARM BLARES
0:05:22 > 0:05:25A little late for a late stroll, ladies.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28It's Nightshade!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43He'll give you a ride back to the old age penitentiary.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Thank you, Nightshade, for protecting the night
0:05:46 > 0:05:49when our city's other heroes are asleep.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52All in a night's work, Officer.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Ah!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Mr Wubby?!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I'm telling you, Nightshade has Mr Wubby!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I saw him with my own sleep-deprived eyes!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Nightshade?- Uh-huh.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh, he's really lost it.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Hey, you want to draw straws to see who's our new leader?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'll prove it, right now!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Ah, Voltar?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18It's morning.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Ah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Right! Well, I'll just wallow in my Mr Wubby sleep-deprived state
0:06:24 > 0:06:26until nightfall.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29HOWLING
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh, Nightshade, Nightshade, Nightshade.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Got some Nommy Omnoms for you!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Voltar, Nightshade's not some pet you can bait with some cereal.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42He's the night crusader!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44And defender of the darkness.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46CRASH!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Nightshade!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49And Mr Wubby.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53See, I told you!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Now hand over Mr Wubby!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Mr...Who-y?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01That cape you're wearing - is MY blanky!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Now give it back!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You're sorely mistaken, little man.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I bought this thing fair and square.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Besides, it used to belong to my dad - Dayshift.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15It's totally awesome, totally vintage and totally...mine.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18And aren't you a little big for a blanky?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21First off, IT is not an IT.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23IT is Mr Wubby!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24And second - you...
0:07:24 > 0:07:25No, don't care.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I got a night to defend.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Later.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- HE GASPS - Um...did he just...run away?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Ah, yeah. And you heard him, he got it fair and square.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ah!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I guess it's back to bed then.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44I'll show that heartless Mr Wubby-napper.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46If he wants to defend the night,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48then I'll give him something to defend.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52If I can't sleep, no one will!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:07:56 > 0:08:01And that's just the beginning, Nightshade.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10PEOPLE WHIMPER AND MOAN
0:08:13 > 0:08:17You're thinking about roosters, Voltar. That's a chicken!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18CHICKEN CLUCKS
0:08:20 > 0:08:22GUITAR PLAYS
0:08:25 > 0:08:28My shadow senses are vibrating.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29That marauding menace
0:08:29 > 0:08:32has the night summoned for me to battle this time.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Traffic jams at night?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Line-ups at the ATM?!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Citizens painting fire hydrants!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Citizens taking out the trash!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Renovating, playing hopscotch...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Moonbathing?!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's like sunbathing but with the moon.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01Citizens picnicking, jogging, lawn bowling with flash lights?!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04What in the name of the night is going on here?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Someone's been keeping us up so we're making the best of it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Night is the new day!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ha-ha ha-ha! Isn't it great?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12This...can't be!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16I can't defend the night with all these people around!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Ah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Glory Guy! But I'm supposed to defend the night!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Unless...
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Ah! What is this bright fire disc in the sky?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Face getting warm.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Armpits sweating, mouth needs...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38hydration!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's so hot!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42SNORING
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Beautiful day, isn't it, Nightshade?
0:09:52 > 0:09:58The sun is shining brightly, birds chirping, people sleeping.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Ah! All right.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I can't take it any more.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04The light, the lack of crimes to fight,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06you've got to give me the night back!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09You know what I want.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Fine! I don't care!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Take your Wubby back!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- CLEARS HIS THROAT - That's Mr Wubby.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17What...ever!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18HE SHRIEKS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Victory is mine!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Now give me back the night!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Not a problem, big guy.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30ROOSTER CROWS
0:10:30 > 0:10:31THEY SHRIEK
0:10:33 > 0:10:36The sun! Oh, I sure missed that thing.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37PEOPLE CHEER
0:10:42 > 0:10:44HE YAWNS
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Mr Wubby. Evil never slept so sweetly.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Huh?! Teddy?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56WHERE'S MY TEDDY?!
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