0:00:01 > 0:00:03CHOMP!
0:00:04 > 0:00:09No, Voltar! Don't! You know you can't go swimming after eating.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- You'll get a tummy ache.- Oh, really?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13HE SNIGGERS
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- Ha! CHOMP! CHOMP!- Eww...
0:00:19 > 0:00:21HE GASPS
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Um...
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Ow!
0:00:25 > 0:00:30- My tummy.- Told ya!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32HE LAUGHS EVILLY Huh?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I love the smell of stinky shoes in the morning.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12< Oooh!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh, my word.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17They're already quaking in their boots.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22IMITATES GRANNY: Er, what's Voltar doing with those stinky shoes?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26IMITATES MAN: Probably something really evil.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- HE LAUGHS - Yoohoo! >
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Hey there, friendy-friend.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Argh!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Oh! It's him! >
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Who wants a huggy hug?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Argh!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Hug?- Aaargh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49ALL: Huggies! Lots of hugs!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Snugglebum.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Snuggle...what?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Wh...? Voltar? Sorry there, boss. I just got so excited.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06- You look exactly like HIM. - What? Who? Tell me, Red. Tell me!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Well, Snugglebum, of course.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14'Wheeee! Well, howdy, friendy friends. Who wants a huggy hug?
0:02:16 > 0:02:21'Giving huggy hugs makes my smile muscles tickle.'
0:02:21 > 0:02:23What is that thing?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27They call it Snugglebum. He's the hottest new show on TV.
0:02:27 > 0:02:33- Everyone loves Snugglebum. - Yeah, isn't it great? Mwah!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37'Let's see how many times we can say "I love you" in a minute, OK?
0:02:37 > 0:02:43- 'Ready?'- Ugh! It's like looking in a disgusting cute-ifying mirror.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45How dare that thing try to look like me?
0:02:45 > 0:02:50There's only room for one Voltar-looking guy in this world.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51And that's me.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53< Snugglebum! Snugglebum!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Will you quit it!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59THEY GASP, THEN CHEER
0:03:01 > 0:03:03HE SOBS
0:03:03 > 0:03:06It's OK, there's no fighting it, Voltar.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09I'll have to get that Snuggle show cancelled.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Maybe then people will stop crowding around me
0:03:12 > 0:03:14and chanting my greatness...
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Wait a minute.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18ALL CHEER
0:03:18 > 0:03:25- Yes, yes, loyal fans. I love you, too.- Eh?
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- But your name is Voltar.- Duh! But I look like Snugglebum.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35And if you look like a celebrity,
0:03:35 > 0:03:39people treat you like one.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Beats getting covered in garbage wherever we go.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Put it on my snuggle bill.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Snuggle bill.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Grrrr!
0:04:14 > 0:04:19'Well, howdy, friendy friends. Who wants a huggy hug?'
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Grrrr. Snugglebum?!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27GIRL GIGGLES
0:04:27 > 0:04:29My show got cancelled, for this?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Rock Gothlington And The Little Shreddies was amazing!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I'd give anything to get me mitts on that Snugglebum.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43< And I keep telling him, "I'm Snugglebum."
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Snug-gle-bum.
0:04:49 > 0:04:55- Oh, so you're Snugglebum, eh? - Fine, fine. Who's the autograph for?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Rock Gothlington.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00How do you spell...? Argh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Let me out of here!- Perimeter breach!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08HE LAUGHS
0:05:08 > 0:05:10HEAVY METAL WAIL
0:05:10 > 0:05:12He got Snugglebum!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I mean...Voltar.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19And by the looks of it, Voltar's in big trouble.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I've been waiting a long time for this, Snugglebum.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31YAWN! I know, everyone wants a piece of Snugglebum.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36Ew, some of these fans are weird. So, what is this? A photoshoot?
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Can we do this quick? I've got important famous people stuff to do.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- You non-famous people wouldn't understand.- Oh, you're right.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49No point in wasting time, eh? Any last requests,
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Snugglebum?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53HE LAUGHS
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Requests, huh? Well, for starters this steel cage won't cut it.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I only work with gold, baby. Second, I am fa-a-a-amished.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Anything short of a dinosaur egg omelette will do.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07And would it hurt to get ostrich feather pillows around here?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Er...wh...?- You should probably write this down.- Oh, OK.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Er...feather pillow, ostrich...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I am the worst bodyguard ever.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Voltar was our ticket to the good life.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Now Rock Gothlington stole him from us.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29'My, oh my, all this sharing sure makes me tired...'
0:06:29 > 0:06:31HE CACKLES
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Oh, I've got an idea.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I got everything you asked for except for the dinosaur eggs.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41The bloke at the store told me they were extinct.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Will these chicken eggs do?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48What...do you think?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55# Rom-de-roo, skippety-doo
0:06:55 > 0:06:58# Rom-de-roo, skippety-doo
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# La la la, dum-de-doo. #
0:07:00 > 0:07:02KNOCK ON DOOR
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Oh, boy, a visitor! Well, who could that be?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Get him!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Ah! Oh! Yah! Hai-yah!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13That's unexpected.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Haii-ya!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Feel the wrath of my tickle technique!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22You naughty boys better have a good explanation for this.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24We do, we do!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Oh, well, golly, let's hear it then, friendy friends.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Our friend Voltar looks like you
0:07:30 > 0:07:32and was getting free stuff.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35He was kidnapped by Rock Gothlington,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39so we tried to capture you and take you to him to save our friend.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Waaaah!- Rock Gothlington?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Oh, that show was just awful.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48And your friend's the one who's been running around town,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50looking like me?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Yeah, uh-huh.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Wait.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58What are you doing?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Huh?- Oh, silly.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10We can't get your friend back with hugs and kisses.
0:08:10 > 0:08:17- You mean it?- Now let's go pay Rock Gothlington a little visit.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's OK...
0:08:22 > 0:08:29- I guess.- We got the dinosaur DNA right on our 47th try. Yeah!
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Now, where were we? Oh yeah. Prepare yourself for...
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Um, this soda is slightly chilled.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43I specifically asked for room temperature. Get me another one!
0:08:47 > 0:08:54- Wow. Rock Gothlington's secret palace of rock.- Ooh, fancy.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Be very careful. Watch out for...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59traps!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- Sorry.- Hai-yah!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08A giant drum? Run!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12GUITARS PLAY
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Guitars?!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Guitar picks?!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Bottomless pit?!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Jump!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Maybe I'll just take the stairs.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- My hero!- Shh!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Rock's inner sanctum...of rock. - WAILING >
0:09:56 > 0:09:59What's he doing to Voltar?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Leave him alone, Rock. Your beef's with me.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11No, this colour is too warm. Can't you get anything right?
0:10:13 > 0:10:19Ah, Snugglebum! Snugglebum is everywhere. He's everywhere. Argh!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25YAWN! Wow, being a celebrity is hard work.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Who's this guy?- Only the guy you've been impersonating all week.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Snugglebum?
0:10:35 > 0:10:40Fancy restaurants, movie tickets, trampoline jumping?
0:10:40 > 0:10:45You've left me with quite the snuggle bill, friendy friend.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47That stuff...wasn't...free?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50GULP! Ha ha, friendy friend?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Yeah, I wonder if it's too late to ask for Snugglebum's autograph?
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