0:00:13 > 0:00:18Yes! THEY SHOUT
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Ha! Victory!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22BUTTON CLICKS
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Huh?!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Maybe we need to change the batteries...
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Eee!- Ugh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Argh!- Oh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00HE LAUGHS
0:01:00 > 0:01:04You're all so adorable, yes, you are! Yes, you are!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Re-ed! Not in public!
0:01:06 > 0:01:12But I'm so excited! I can't wait to teach these guys some tricks.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Oh, Red, Red, Red, Red, Red...
0:01:16 > 0:01:19We are not opening a pet obedience school!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22We are opening a pet DIS-obedience school!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25See? There it is - disobedience.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Digging up gardens...check!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Scratching couches...check!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Breaking precious vases...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Ah, we'll work on that.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Sneaking into the fridge, barking, meowing in the night...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Check, check, check!
0:01:43 > 0:01:48We'll turn this city's pet population into disobedient,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51insubordinate, property-destroying doom-hounds!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Well, Doktor Frogg, we do have the best teacher
0:01:55 > 0:01:59uranium-coated doggie treats can bribe.
0:02:00 > 0:02:06Soon, the city will be stirred into a naughty pet-induced chaos!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09No pet owner will be safe!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15HE WHISTLES
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Ah! Nnng!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26HE WOLF WHISTLES
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Huh? Ah!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Heel, doom-hound. HEEL!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Uh, Voltar...?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I think Doomageddon's in LOVE.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Gross.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Bad Lady!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Rrrrr!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49HE GASPS
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Well, well, well - if it isn't the league of super losers!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Hello, Lightning Liz.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00A disobedience school?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I think Daddy should hear about this. Ahhh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Get that oh-my-gosh, so last season,
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- hideous hand-me-down, bargain bin pet of yours away from my Lady!- Hey!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Your LADY was shamelessly flirting with my doom-hound.
0:03:15 > 0:03:21- They look like they really like each other.- Ha! As if!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26That poop-hound could never share a gossip magazine cover with my Lady.
0:03:26 > 0:03:33Yeah, pah! Well, that Lady isn't gross enough for my doom-hound.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Um, guys... - Where d'you get that helmet?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37The Ugly Helmet For Losers discount store?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Where d'you get that face? The...
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Guys... Guys...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43..er...Stupid Face store? D'oh.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44GUYS!!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46GASPS Where'd they go?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47BOTH: Huh.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56THEY GROAN BOTH: This is all your fault!
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Your pampered pooch is not going to turn my Doomageddon
0:04:01 > 0:04:05into a fancy, sweater-wearing, insipid reality TV-watching cutie!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Well, your mangy mutt isn't turning my Lady into a farting, non-bathing,
0:04:10 > 0:04:11unfashionable EWW!
0:04:11 > 0:04:17- I am putting an end to this! - Not if I put an end to it first!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41VOLTAR GIGGLES Tractor beam on...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44VOLTAR SIGHS
0:04:44 > 0:04:46THEY GIGGLE
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Er...
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Gotcha!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59You've been a very bad Lady.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I'm sorry, Doomy.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03THEY STRAIN
0:05:03 > 0:05:09The League Of Super Evil triumphs over the nefarious forces of...love.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Mommy will give you a make-over and you'll feel all better.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14DOGS WHIMPER
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Doomageddon is gone!- What?!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Look.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's a note from Doomageddon. OK.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45"My fellow team-mates..." That's us. "It has come to my attention
0:05:45 > 0:05:48"that you lack of concern for my emotions well-being..."
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Get to the point!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Er...all right.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52RED MENACE MUMBLES
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Doomageddon ran away with Lady.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58It says they went to the one place we'll never be able to find them.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02SCREAMING
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Where's my LADY!!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Hmm... Doom World.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12ALL: Doom World?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Doomageddon's extra-dimensional special place.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Well played, Doomageddon,
0:06:19 > 0:06:24but you misunderestimated the great Voltar.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Temporary truce?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Temporary truce.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35Oh, er, OK and how exactly are you hoping to get to Doom World, hmm?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39OK, it's not like I have an extra portal just lying around, you know.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Leave that to me.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yes, Mr President, I understand.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Doing General stuff, honey.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I want you to build me a pan-dimensional portal.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55No, my little grenade, that sounds dangerous.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Yes, Mr President, and we'll throw in a few of the sprinkled ones, too.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00VOLTAR GRUMBLES
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Fine, then I don't want you to build me a portal to Doom World.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Huh! In that case, I insist on building you a portal to Doom World.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Er, wait, but, can you just...
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Jenkins, pan-dimensional portal on the double.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16I love you, Daddy.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19How did you...do that?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21That is called reverse parasitology.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23It works all the time.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Now, I must warn you, once we step through the portal,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31we'll be in the most terrifying part of the universe!
0:07:31 > 0:07:37Oh, it's indescribable horror wrapped in a cellophane of terror.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40But the food is delicious.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Let's do this!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51GASPS
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Doom World!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Oh...it's, it's...horrible!
0:08:02 > 0:08:07This must be the place where dreams come true.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Focus, people.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11We have love-struck pets to break up here.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15But, but there's no telling how big this place is or where they are.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It could take eons to find them.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20There they are.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Get them!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Marshmallow avalanche!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oof! Ha-ha!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Mmm, yummy!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Huh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Huh?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Gurgh! Erm, thanks?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Don't mention it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02SNORING
0:09:08 > 0:09:10GROWLING
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Bunnyfly!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Run away.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Watch out.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Thanks.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22A little help! Arrrgh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25It ends here.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Doomy...
0:09:28 > 0:09:35Huh! What have we become? Look at how truly happy our pets are.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Who are we to stand in the way of true love?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Being super evil is one thing, but ruining love?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Why that's...that's just monstrous.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47WHIMPERS
0:09:47 > 0:09:52You're right, Voltar. Who are we to stop the course of true love?
0:09:52 > 0:09:56If Lady and Doomageddon want to be together, they should be...
0:09:56 > 0:09:57forever.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Really?- More than forever!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Forever...and ever!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Will you ever forgive us?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10What's going on?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Erm, maybe Lady and Doomageddon weren't in love, after all.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17They just love tormenting Voltar and Liz.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19LADY SNEEZES
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Gross!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Hey! Let's get you some yummy yummy nummies.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28LADY BARKS
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Victory!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34They totally fell for it.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37How's that for reverse parasitology?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Not bad, partner.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Urgh. It would appear that the truce is over.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Lightning loser.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Whatever, Voltar Stupid Head.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50VOLTAR GIGGLES
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Blurgh!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Ain't...love grand(!)
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