0:00:02 > 0:00:07It's incredible! The newspaper has some kind of future-telling device!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08It's just a horoscope.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Oh, really, Frogg? Well, let's see.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16"You visit somewhere dark, today."
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Wow, what does yours say?
0:00:19 > 0:00:23"You'll be attacked by a green blob monster when you're done reading..."
0:00:23 > 0:00:28Well, see, I'm not convinced - that monster was pink. Definitely pink.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- Eee!- Oof! Uh!- Huh?! - Whaah!- Ow!- Aargh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Raar-hah-hah-hah!
0:01:05 > 0:01:11Foolish humans of Earth, prepare yourselves
0:01:11 > 0:01:15for the most exciting news, ever!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18After a lifetime of mayhem and wilful destruction,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I, the mighty Skullossus,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24have decided to give back to the community...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26by offering a once-in-a-lifetime,
0:01:26 > 0:01:30thrill-a-minute opportunity to visit my forbidden space station.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34That's right, folks, inside specially-marked cans
0:01:34 > 0:01:38of Skullossus brand, synthetic, ham-flavoured meat products
0:01:38 > 0:01:40lies a single, slimy, gooey,
0:01:40 > 0:01:45mind-numbingly gross, brownish ticket.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Whoever finds it will be teleported
0:01:47 > 0:01:49to evil wonders beyond their wildest imagining.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Swe-e-e-et!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ha-ha.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Ha-ha-ha.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Whoa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- LASER ZAPS - Whah!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Aieee! - LASER ZAPS
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Hee-hee-hee!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Co-o-ol!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Oh, and a catered lunch will be provided.
0:02:27 > 0:02:32So, run, don't walk to your nearest purveyor of synthetic meat product.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35May the power of badness be with you.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40CRASH
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Excellent. Everything is going according to plan.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Soon, I will be rid of these disgusting cans
0:02:59 > 0:03:02of synthetic meat product and get my money back.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Hmm, last time I take investment advice from a Skullmando.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Let the synthetic, ham-flavoured, meat-selling bonanza begin!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Raar-hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Skullossus' space station - here we come.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29I can't believe we're going to live out our evil dreams.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32This is the greatest day of my life!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Aw! Too bad there's four of us but only one slimy, gooey,
0:03:36 > 0:03:40mind-numbingly gross, brownish ticket.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Wait, what?!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Only one of us will get to live out our evil dreams.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48What, in the name of evil, is that?!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- What? Where? - What? I don't see anything!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Wait a minute!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I'd love to stay and chat but I've got a date
0:03:57 > 0:04:02with a slimy, gooey, mind-numbingly gross, brownish ticket.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03He's getting away!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh my!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12He's going to buy every can before we can get there.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Hee-hee-hee!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19What? Don't you even think about it!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Oooh!- There's no need to rush.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I'm sure there'll be plenty
0:04:24 > 0:04:26of almost real canned meat for everybody.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Don't bet on it. Whoo-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- HE WHISTLES - Huh?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41To the Mall-o-Mart, please.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55What? No!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00I'll be sure to send you a postcard...from the space station.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Chocks away!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Curses!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Ha-ha-ha! Bye-bye.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22BEEPING
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Whaaaah! BANG
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Ye-es! No time to lose.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Hey, that's my ride.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Must...win...contest. What?!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00No ticket.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I hope you all have extreme flatulence for weeks
0:06:03 > 0:06:07and a shortage of two-ply toilet paper.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Tee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Game on, Doktor Frogg!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Hey, I'm going to make it. I'm going to make it!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Eh...
0:06:35 > 0:06:36..ooft!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Hey, guys.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Co-o-ol!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46There was no reason to rush, after all.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Out of my way!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Bad Doomageddon, you...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59ate everything. HE BURPS
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Oh, he probably ate the slimy, brown ticket, too.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05No!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09It's OK, Voltar.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I'm sure there'll be other contests for us
0:07:12 > 0:07:14to mindlessly compete over.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Yeah, I guess we were being pretty ridiculous.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20But I wanted to win this one!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Hey, I've got an idea. Come on!
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Whenever I'm feeling blue, I just eat some soggy canned spinach.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Always cheers me up.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Bleaurgh! Spinach!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Here we go. Oh, whoopsy daisy!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Looks like someone misfiled this can. I'll notify the stock guy.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44That's a can of Skullossus ham-flavoured meat product.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46It is? Hey, you're right.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51They haven't announced the winner, yet. It might be in this very can.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56It is!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58So...beautiful.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Wow!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Mine!
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Mine now! A-ha-ha!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Oh, sorry.- Ow-ow!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Gotcha!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Oh, boy, oh, boy!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Here I come, Skullossokid.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Yee-ha!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34There he is. Hooray!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Whoa!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I got it!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Whoa!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43SCANNER BEEPS
0:08:43 > 0:08:46ALL: Oh! Our can!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Mmmm! Ham-flavoured, simulated meat product - my favourite.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58ALL: Oh, no!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Congratulations! You are the lucky winner.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09Now stand still for teleportation. This thing can be a little tricky.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14She's leaving with my ticket!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- We did it!- We all did!- Whoohoo!- Yes!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Congratulations, foolish humans and thank you
0:09:33 > 0:09:38for helping me get rid of my endless supply of disgusting canned meat.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41As you have no doubt guessed, there will be no guided tour.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You can look out the window but don't touch anything.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Raar-hah-hah-hah!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Oh, I almost forgot, your catered lunch is over there.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54And there's an assortment of Skullossus T-shirts,
0:09:54 > 0:09:58coffee mugs and key chains available for purchase in our gift shop.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Thank you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I demand free reign of this entire space station.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10I want to have fun...or else I'll...I'll...
0:10:10 > 0:10:12You'll what?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I'll tell you what a nice space station you got there,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19old buddy, old pal.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21CRUNCH
0:10:26 > 0:10:28A-ha, I think we'll be going now.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Thanks for the visit, Mr Skullossus, sir.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37What a waste of time!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Not quite, Frogg. Look what I got!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Oh! Crispy Cracks! Where'd you get those?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Swiped them from the free buffet.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Inside specially-marked bags, is a crispy, yellow ticket.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Whoever finds the ticket gets to ride
0:10:54 > 0:10:56in Admiral Crispwell's submarine.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Gimme!- Gimme!- Gimme!- Gimme!
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