Steeeeve!!!

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hello, this is Voltar from the League Of Super Evil

0:00:05 > 0:00:09here to remind you why you shouldn't run with a monster on your head.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Doomageddon!- Hmm?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Aaah!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ah, butterfly.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25There you have it, friends. This is Voltar saying

0:00:25 > 0:00:28never run with monsters on your head.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Huh?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- He-he.- Uh.- Huh?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Wah!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Huh? Aaah!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Aah!

0:01:05 > 0:01:09SCREAMING AND YELLING

0:01:16 > 0:01:19My favourite mug is missing!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I've got two left slippers!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Someone took the numbers off my house!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25How will I know where I live?!

0:01:25 > 0:01:29How could someone be SO evil?

0:01:29 > 0:01:34I AM VOLTAR!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- STEVE'S VOICE ECHOES - 'I don't care!'

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Actually, I don't really care either.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45ALL: No, me neither!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- STEVE'S VOICE ECHOES - 'I don't care!'

0:01:48 > 0:01:52'I don't care!'

0:01:52 > 0:01:55STEEEVE!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Curse you, uncaring arch-nemesis!

0:02:01 > 0:02:06You've ruined your last giant me-muh-hah-hah-hah-ing dream!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Today, this day...

0:02:11 > 0:02:15the Great Voltar shall make you pay!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19THEY SNORE

0:02:28 > 0:02:30VOLTAR CACKLES

0:02:32 > 0:02:33And...three,

0:02:33 > 0:02:34two, one.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- ALL: Oh! - Everybody for themselves!

0:02:38 > 0:02:39A-hem!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Pee-dance. - Out of my way, man!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Glad to see you're all awake, minions.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Voltar, what's this all about?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Not "what", Frogg, "who".

0:02:49 > 0:02:50WHO is this all about?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Really?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Fine! WHO'S this about? WHO'S this about?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02An arch-nemesis SO malevolent...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Ah!- ..So vile,

0:03:04 > 0:03:08that we must focus all of our powers to defeat him!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's Steve again, isn't it?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12YES!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- VOICE OF STEVE - 'I don't care!'

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Can we go to the bathroom now?- No!

0:03:16 > 0:03:21There shall be no rest, no sleep, no pee breaks,

0:03:21 > 0:03:24until I make Steve care!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:26 > 0:03:27- Ah!- Ah!

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Ugh.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Let's see Steve not care when 300 tonnes of space rock crash down

0:03:33 > 0:03:39- on what he loves most.- Our city and the continent surrounding it?- No.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42His backyard gazebo.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Too small.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ooh, too banana-shaped.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Hmm, too henchman-y.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Ha! There.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57It's extra asteroid-inary.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14It's working. It's working!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Wait... It's working!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17IT'S WORKING!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21He-he. Erm, Voltar?

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Huh?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Muh-hah...

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Huh?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- VOICE OF STEVE - I don't care!

0:04:34 > 0:04:40Eh? "Objects in the telescope may appear more sinister than they are."

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Gee, Voltar, I sure am sorry about your terrible soul-crushing defeat.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46I don't care!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ha-ha! I don't care.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I DON'T CARE!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53What kind of stupid villain

0:04:53 > 0:04:56can't even get his arch-nemesis to care?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58If he doesn't care, neither do I.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59I quit!

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Whoa!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Huh?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13That's weird...

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Hmm. Guys!

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Have you guys noticed something strange about Steve?

0:05:19 > 0:05:23He hasn't mowed his lawn in days.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27I have heard sinister sounds coming from Steve's gazebo.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Not the good kind of sinister either.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31What do you think, Voltar?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32I don't care!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Aren't you a teeny bit curious about what's going on?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37I told you...

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I don't care.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'm going over there to check it out.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Hmm.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ah!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50CRASH!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Whoa. Weird.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Huh.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06Whoa, it looked a lot smaller from the outside.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Oh, well, you...

0:06:07 > 0:06:08HE GASPS

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, uh... Hi, Steve.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I was just, um...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Steve, what's that...

0:06:15 > 0:06:17on your...face?!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19RED MENACE SCREAMS

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I don't care, Red.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24HE BURPS

0:06:24 > 0:06:28That doesn't sound like Red's usual "I just saw a spider" shriek.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I think he might be in real trouble.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Give me an "I", give me a "don't", give me a "care.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Well, I think I'm going to take a quick look.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41CRASH!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Wow, it looked a lot smaller on the outside.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50DOKTOR FROGG SCREAMS

0:06:50 > 0:06:54How many times do I have to tell you guys?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I don't CARE!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Hey, what are you doing? Steve!

0:07:03 > 0:07:04What's wrong with him?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Steve?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I am not Steve.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12I am merely mooching off of his body.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I am Globulus The Devourer.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21For aeons, I have floated aimlessly among the stars,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23hopping from planet to planet,

0:07:23 > 0:07:27searching for a suitable host body.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Now I have found this...Steve,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I can finally unleash untold destruction

0:07:34 > 0:07:36upon the universe.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Initiate Stage One rockets!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43WHIRRING

0:07:43 > 0:07:44No.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47SCREAMING

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I don't care.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Ugh.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Huh?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Muh...

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Muh-hah...

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Muh-hah-hah...

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Muh...

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16D'oh! What was I thinking?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I am Voltar,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21leader of the League Of Super Evil!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Steve might not care,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27but I have to!

0:08:27 > 0:08:32Um, Mr Globulus, Sir? What exactly are you planning to do with us?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35No, no, I'm not listening!

0:08:35 > 0:08:39First, I plan to blast off of this planet.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40La-la-la-la-la!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Make you watch as I blow it up...

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Not listening, not listening!

0:08:47 > 0:08:52Then shoot you out into the cold vacuum of space.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Man, see, you had to ask!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55CRASH!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Hold it right there.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Wow. You know, this looked a lot smaller...

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Voltar! Voltar's back.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hear that, Steve? I'm back!

0:09:05 > 0:09:10You thought you could crush my spirits with your "I don't cares".

0:09:10 > 0:09:13But you and I both know the truth, Steve.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I am the night to your day,

0:09:15 > 0:09:19the ketchup to your mustard, your forever-foe!

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Eh, Steve... You've got a little goopy bit of something, just...

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Puny solid!

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I am Globulus The Devourer

0:09:31 > 0:09:34and I am here to destroy your world.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38And I'm taking your "Steve" with me.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Steve?

0:09:39 > 0:09:45I am NOT letting some loopy gloopemist take my arch-nemesis away!

0:09:45 > 0:09:52Really? What's a scrawny non-liquid like you going to do about it?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'll show you. Wah!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00CRASH!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Give me back my arch-nemesis!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- AUTOMATIC VOICE - 'Warning, Launch Sequence aborted.'

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Oh, thank evil!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- 'Self-destruct Sequence.'- What? No!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- 'In ten...' - Voltar, get us out of here!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22'..Seven, six

0:10:22 > 0:10:26'five, four,

0:10:26 > 0:10:27'three, two...'

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- THEY SCREAM - 'One.'

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I'll be back!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39You did it, Voltar, you did it!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I sure did.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I destroyed Steve's gazebo.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Ha, in your face, Steve!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I...I don't care.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Ha! I know, Steve,

0:10:53 > 0:10:56and I wouldn't have it any other way.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Muh-hah... Whoa!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Victory!

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