0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Red!- What is is, Voltar?
0:00:07 > 0:00:10There's a monster under my bed!
0:00:10 > 0:00:15But you asked Frogg to make it for you to scare away the tooth fairy.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Oh, right. Oh, well. Night night, Red.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21MONSTER GROWLS
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Night night. Bad night, tooth fairy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Huh? Eep!
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Red! Red!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Mu-ha-ha...! Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee!- Ugh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?!- Agh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Voltar, we have a lock on the signal!
0:01:09 > 0:01:15This shall be a night Metrotown will never forget!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ooh! You!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Agh!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Good evening, and welcome to LOSE Action News!
0:01:32 > 0:01:37With hard-hitting investigative reporter Reginald Menacestein!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Heh, hi, Mum!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Celebrity columnist Dimitri Frogg!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Sports with Donald Mageddon!
0:01:45 > 0:01:50And, starring your awesome anchor, your news man with the most,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Vinnie Voltaire!
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Welcome to LOSE News. I'm Vinnie Voltaire!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Our top story. Walking on your hands...
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Hello!- ..is better than walking on your feet!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ooh! Ouch!
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Oh, OK!
0:02:07 > 0:02:13Ahem. We now turn to our very own Dimitri Frogg for an expose
0:02:13 > 0:02:16on the latest fashion trend sweeping the nation.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Ooh! Gah!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Overwear!
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Yes, Vinnie, it has never been cooler to wear your underwear
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- over your head.- Really? Well, if it's on the news...
0:02:30 > 0:02:35From all of us here at LOSE News, have yourselves a terrible -
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I mean, good - night!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40And...we're off!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Hoo hoo hoo! Oh, man! This fake news broadcast is the best!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Look, they believed every word I said!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53These mud lattes are low in fat! I heard it on the news!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Ha ha ha!
0:02:54 > 0:02:59According to my ratings-ometer, everyone in town watched it!
0:02:59 > 0:03:04But Voltar, aren't we jeopardising our journalistic integrity by lying?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Don't be ridiculous, Red! I'm the news guy!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11They have to believe every silly thing I say!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And do it! Ha ha ha!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Ooh, the news is on, the news is on!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Ahem. We begin today with breaking news.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Brocolli, that most hated of vegetables,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30is in fact a race of interstellar mutants
0:03:30 > 0:03:33bent on controlling the minds of citizens!
0:03:33 > 0:03:38A fact verified by a very prestigious scientist.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39What he said.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Be very careful, dear viewers.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48The next piece of broccoli you see could take over your brain!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oh! Sweet glory!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Well, the city is saved, thanks to the news.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Oh, man! That is precious!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13All righty, who's next?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Dolphins!
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- You think you're so bad, broccoli?- Sir, sir!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Brocolli is not an invader!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Huh?- It's just good for you.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34And something tells me these mud lattes aren't low in fat.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The news lied to us!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Welcome to tonight's edition of LOSE News.
0:04:41 > 0:04:47Today's top story. Dolphins - amusing frolicking fish or devious,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50evil masterminds bent on sticking humans
0:04:50 > 0:04:53in theme parks to perform tricks? Scientist?
0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Yep, evil masterminds. - There you have it, folks!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Don't believe him! Vinnie Voltaire lied to us!
0:05:02 > 0:05:08Oh, no! Voltar, we're losing our audience! Everybody's tuning out!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- What?!- Maybe people don't believe us.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14But they have to! I'm the news guy!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Well, it says that a few people are still watching our show.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Really? Who?- Agh!
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Dolphins! Save me, Red!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Silence!
0:05:27 > 0:05:32- You can talk?! - We can do so much more!
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- And you've somehow managed to uncover our top-secret plan.- Huh?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Are you talking about that ridiculous theme-park thing?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Ridiculous?! Hardly!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Soon the entire world will tremble before dolphin-kind!
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Wait! So that dolphin thing was true? - See for yourself!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Huh?!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Now to silence you for good!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Mummy!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Fire!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Huh?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Sorry, Steve!- STEVE:- I don't care!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Guys, over here!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Yikes! Run!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29DOLPHIN WHISTLES
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Follow that golf cart!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45We've got to lose these dolphins, man!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Frogg, do something!- Maybe this?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51What about this?!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Wait, how about this?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hmm!
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Phew!- Wow! I can't believe you were telling the truth, Voltar!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Do you realise what this means?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11The world will be conquered by dolphins?!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15No! It means, if we can prove this is true, people will believe us again!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- And then we'll be able to trick them again!- But why?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Duh! Because it's funny!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Heh heh heh! I've got an idea!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Ssh! Ready?
0:07:37 > 0:07:42This is Vinnie Voltaire, reporting live from the old fish factory.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47We'll be going deep undercover to show you, the citizens,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50what these dolphins are really up to.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Huh?- I think he's asking for a password.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I don't speak dolphin!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03RED WHIMPERS
0:08:06 > 0:08:10And you made fun of me when I signed up for those dolphin lessons!
0:08:14 > 0:08:20My fellow dolphins, we've managed to scare off those nosy reporters.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25We can now initiate phase one of our dastardly plan.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30Um, could you tell us what that plan was...again?
0:08:30 > 0:08:36- We missed the last dolphin meeting. - Wait, is that a hidden camera?!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, um... Gulp!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45You must be part... of the dolphin press!
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Uh, yeah! That's right!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53We'd love you to give us all the details of your master plan,
0:08:53 > 0:08:58for our dolphin viewers all over the world.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Well, you see, for too long,
0:09:00 > 0:09:05our kind has been forced to perform tricks for humans in theme parks.
0:09:05 > 0:09:13So, we're going to capture them all and have them perform tricks for us!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Ha ha ha!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19PEOPLE GASP
0:09:19 > 0:09:24The news wasn't lying after all! Troopers...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27..it's time to kick something!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29That's the plan.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Thanks for the interview. I think it went really well.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, indeed it did, fish.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38For you have just been fooled into divulging
0:09:38 > 0:09:44your secret world-domination plan by none other than the great Voltar!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Who?- Oh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50I mean, Vinnie Voltaire!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53It's that reporter guy! Get him!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Now's the best time to blow our cover?!
0:10:00 > 0:10:06- You will be the first to perform for our amusement!- No!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17CRASHING
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You dolphins are all under arrest!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21No!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Why, Flipsy? Why?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29You guys always paid me in anchovies!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I hate anchovies!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36The city owes you a great debt of gratitude.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38We're sorry we doubted you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Really?
0:10:40 > 0:10:45So, there you have it, folks. The city is safe once again.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49And remember, eating food with your ears helps you lose weight!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50It does?!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hee hee hee!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Ah, victory!
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