0:00:02 > 0:00:03GIGGLING
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Ha ha ha!
0:00:05 > 0:00:09Oh! Puny urchin! Having the time of his life!
0:00:09 > 0:00:15Little knowing that evil can strike at any time. Hiya!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16He-he!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Ah!
0:00:17 > 0:00:21I the great Voltar have ruined your silly fun!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Aghhh!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28He-he-he! Ha ha ha!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Uh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- He-he!- Oof!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34- Ah-ah...- Huh?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Agh!- Agh!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I'm sorry, Voltar.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Did Voltar get his head stuck in his toilet again?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14No! There was a little bit of a mishap with the laundry,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16and Voltar looks a little different.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- How different? - DOOR CLOSES
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Different?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Different?!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I'm pink!
0:01:30 > 0:01:31BOTH: Ha ha ha!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34You know what, pink kinda suits you, Voltar.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I disagree!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39This is the worst day of my life.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47This is the best day of my life!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Brraff! Brraagghh!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Because...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'm getting married!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Your largeness!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's your bride! She's...
0:02:02 > 0:02:03missing.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Find her! Find Voltina!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10This command! You're mine now!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Who am I kidding?! The mighty Voltina doesn't get married!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17She crushes! She destroys!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20What if Humungo wants us to conquer the world together?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- I don't want to share my evil conquests!- This way!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26She's heading for the escape saucers!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30So long, Humungo!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36"No-one will notice, Voltar.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38"What's the big deal, Voltar?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41"It's just a colour, Voltar."
0:02:41 > 0:02:44HE WHISTLES
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Looking good, man.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Huh?!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Ow!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Watch where you're going, short stop!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Aah!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09This stupid, stupid, veil thing!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Voltina! Voltina!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I took her for granted.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20No wonder she ran away.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24When I find her, I'll make things right.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27VOLTAR STRUGGLES
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Huh! Voltina!
0:03:32 > 0:03:37She's more beautiful, and shorter, than I remembered!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Erm, your hugeness, sir,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- are you sure that's Voltina?- What?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Of course it is! Bridal veil, crashed escape pod,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48two arms and two legs, pink!
0:03:48 > 0:03:54How dare you assume I can't recognise my bride-to-be?!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Take him to the slime pit!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59VOLTAR STRUGGLES
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- A-hem?- Huh?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Eek! Humungo! Erm... This isn't what it looks like!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- It's... Aah!- Please forgive me.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I've been an insensitive slug.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Huh?- I'll make it up to you.- Er...
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Give me another chance! I'll do ANYTHING!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Anything?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, this could get interesting!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26All righty then,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29but my friendship has a price.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31And it's pretty steep.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, boy!
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Don't you worry, I'll show you the time of your life!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Phew!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48VOLTAR GIGGLES
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Huh?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Huh! Whoa!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Aaagh!- He-he!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11CRASH
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I had a really nice time.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Of course you did! You were hanging out with me all day!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24VOLTAR SIGHS IN DISAPPOINTMENT
0:05:24 > 0:05:28You guys can put that over there with the rest.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34If I had a heart instead of a cybernetic ooze pump,
0:05:34 > 0:05:36it would be beating just for you.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Where have you... Aaargh!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Huh?- Aargh! It's Humungo! Save me, Red!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46You must be the beautiful Voltina's parents.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Voltina?- Parents?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52These two seem awfully familiar, your awfulness.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Of course they do!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Voltina has her father's ocular globes
0:05:58 > 0:06:02and her mother's... locomotion devices.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Slime pit!- Oh.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Mr and Mrs Voltina,
0:06:08 > 0:06:13I wanted you present so I could do this.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16THEY GASP
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Voltina, will you marry me...again?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24You want me to do WHAT?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28HE SHUDDERS
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Huh! Hmm. If I say yes, do I get more free stuff?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh, tons!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Ooh! I do!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Aww.- Yeah, but... WHAT?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44This is the best day of my life.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Thank you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Er... See you at the wedding...again.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Are you insane?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00You can't marry Humungo!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02You barely even know him!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Minions, you are all so short-sighted.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07THEY SCREAM
0:07:07 > 0:07:11I have finally found this ridiculous pink suit's evil purpose.
0:07:11 > 0:07:17All day I managed to trick this blob into giving me free stuff.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20But if I pretend to marry him,
0:07:20 > 0:07:24I'll be a galactic empress!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Ooh! You'll have legions of Ginorman soldiers at your command.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'll probably get my own planet.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Ooh! And I've always wanted to be a best man at a wedding.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Erm, think again, Frogg.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42BAND PLAYS
0:07:54 > 0:07:58HE CRIES
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, I'm always the bridesmaid!
0:08:01 > 0:08:06- Don't be so upset, Frogg. You're rocking that look!- Oh!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, loot!
0:08:15 > 0:08:16HUMUNGO COUGHS
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Humungo is performing the wedding ceremony?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- The guy who was supposed to do it is in the slime pits.- Urgh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Mighty Ginormans,
0:08:25 > 0:08:28human meat sacks,
0:08:28 > 0:08:33we have gathered here in the mighty Hall Of Largeness
0:08:33 > 0:08:35to unite Voltina...
0:08:35 > 0:08:40..with her mountain of sweet loot! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42LASER BLAST
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I object!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46But I wasn't even at that part yet!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Erm, who's she?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Who am I? I am Voltina! Who are you?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Ha! Look! I'm seeing double!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Two Voltinas?
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I'm sorry that I ran away from you, Humungo.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I didn't think I could share the universe with you.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- But seeing you with that...- Hey!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10..made me realise that it was about more than just ruling the universe.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15It was about your rotting teeth and slimy skin,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- and...- And?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I love you, Humungo!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22- ALL:- Aah!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I demand to be acknowledged!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27And I've had just about enough of you!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Ow-ee!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, that's it, sister. It's on.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34That was expensive!
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Bride fight!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38THEY FIGHT
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Huh!- Whoa.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Whoa. Whoa!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50- ALL:- Ooh!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56THEY ALL GASP
0:09:56 > 0:09:57You!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- I almost married YOU?! - VOLTAR LAUGHS MEEKLY
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I'm sorry, Voltina. I didn't know, I...
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Sssh! Let's just get married, you disgusting slob, you.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Hold it right there!
0:10:12 > 0:10:17You shall suffer the worst fate of all!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18THEY GASP
0:10:20 > 0:10:24You are not invited to my wedding!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Well, I would have had them disintegrated.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31BOTH: Slime pit!
0:10:34 > 0:10:40Oh, no free loot, no gifts, no planet. No nothing!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Well, at least you've got your red suit back.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45GINORMAN GROWLS
0:10:45 > 0:10:47And the wedding cake.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48GINORMAN GROWLS
0:10:48 > 0:10:51And the entire wedding buffet plus band.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54BAND PLAY
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Victory!
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