Golden Claw

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08SQUEAKS Bad is good!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Hur-hur-hur-hur!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19PLAYS JAUNTY TUNE

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Huh?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Huh?- Huh?!

0:00:58 > 0:01:04Easy does it, Voltar. A little more to the left. More left. Leftier.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05I've got you now!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oooh! Curse you, my mighty bug-shaped foe!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15You may have won the battle but not the war.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Curses!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Curses!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25We could be making evil history.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Instead, we have to watch our glorious leader

0:01:29 > 0:01:31blow his snack budget on toys.

0:01:33 > 0:01:38Doomageddon, Frogg, make sure those urchins stay away from my machine.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'm going to get more coins.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Nope.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Nope.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50No. Ooh - gum.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Oh! This is ridiculous. Let's go.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00No can do, Frogg. Voltar told us to guard this machine.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03For what? A Skullossus action figure?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oooh! That beam keychain!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Hmmmmm.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Don't even think about it, mister.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Aren't we supposed to work as a team to accomplish our evil schemes?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Ummmm...

0:02:18 > 0:02:22HE WHISTLES THE DEATH MARCH

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Success!- NO!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You let him use my machine?!

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- He's really good, Voltar.- Prove it!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Well, I don't know if I'm THAT good.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Do it again.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51Again... Again... And again and again and again...

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Doktor Frogg, you're like a crane game wizard!

0:02:57 > 0:03:01With these claws, Frogg can get us all the best toys

0:03:01 > 0:03:03out of all the city's toy machines,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06leaving the boring ones for everyone else.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10It may be useless but at least I've found something I'm good at.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31THEY ALL CHEER

0:03:31 > 0:03:34PURRING

0:03:34 > 0:03:37You are quite skilled with the claw.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40I have a proposition for you.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43What's going on here?!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46ALL: The Cougar!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49SHE COUGHS VIOLENTLY

0:03:49 > 0:03:52That's mah name, sugar, don't wear it out!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54What do you want with my mad scientist?

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- I just want to know if I could borrow him.- Borrow?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02I have a conundrum that his claw proficiency might solve.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Promise I'll bring him back. - Wait just a minute...

0:04:06 > 0:04:09You can't just borrow my mad scientist.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- I need him to get me toys.- Yeah!

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Toys, eh? Then you might be interested in this

0:04:15 > 0:04:18go-go action rancher car sensation.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22I highly doubt that you'll be able to bribe...

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Uh, yeah, see you later, Frogg.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Pleasure doin' business with you, hon'.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- You're comin' with me, sugar. - No! But...! Wait...!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35VOLTAR!!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Bye, Doktor Frogg!

0:04:37 > 0:04:41It sure is nice of you to lend Frogg to that nice lady.

0:04:41 > 0:04:46I'm sure she'll appreciate having the world's greatest crane game operator.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50The world's greatest crane game operator?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Don't worry, Voltar, Frogg wouldn't leave us for her.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Leave?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- So what's this big job I keep hearing about?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Robbing the bingo parlour?

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- He-hee...Euhhh. - Try the Museum of Natural History

0:05:08 > 0:05:12and its precious Egyptian Cat's Eye Ruby.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17You wasted your time, lady. It's supposed to be unstealable.

0:05:17 > 0:05:22That's why I recruited the best needles...sweets...

0:05:22 > 0:05:25and legs -

0:05:25 > 0:05:29the Granny Goons, Metrotown's toughest crooks for hire.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33We figured out how to override the museum's defences,

0:05:33 > 0:05:35save one.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38We need the world's best crane game operator

0:05:38 > 0:05:41to grab the stone for us.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48So, honey, want to make evil history?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- SNIFFING: - You had me at "precious ruby".

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- SNORING - No, no, no, Frogg!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00No, my side...

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Hey, Cougar, want to know what would be really evil?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Leaving all the boring toys for Voltar.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12THEY LAUGH EVILLY

0:06:14 > 0:06:17EEEEEEK! Not lip gloss!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21We need to find Frogg. We can't let him leave the team.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23HE SNIFFS

0:06:23 > 0:06:28Doomageddon, mush, doom hound. Find Frogg!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43COUGHS VIOLENTLY

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Over there, honey.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12It's my turn to shine.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Hee-e-e-e-eel!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- SMASH! - What's up, Frogg?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23I told you to keep this job a secret.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I'm starting to think you're not up for it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Yes, I am. I just thought that we could use the extra hands.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Come with me.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Are you crazy, Voltar? This lady means business.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Relax, Frogg!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Sit there and do your thing. But don't wear yourself out.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49We still need those precious claws to snag toys for us.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Here goes.- This should help you concentrate, old buddy, old pal.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- It's OK.- And because you've done such a great job,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I'll let you get third pick of the toys.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05As long as I don't want them.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Will you just leave me alone?!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11The Cougar and I make an unstoppable team.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Unlike you, she doesn't hold me back.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18You don't mean that, Frogg.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36I...I did it! I'm the world's greatest jewel thief.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37COUGH

0:08:37 > 0:08:42Correction, I'M the world's greatest jewel thief.

0:08:42 > 0:08:47- What's going on?- Sorry, Froggers, but someone needs to take the call.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'll be taking your toys too.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Ha! Grandkids.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55SHE BLOWS KISS THEN COUGHS

0:08:55 > 0:08:58ALARM

0:08:58 > 0:09:02No-one betrays the League Of Super Evil,

0:09:02 > 0:09:06steals my toys and gets away with it.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14Yes, Doomageddon, I could navigate my claws through the air duct

0:09:14 > 0:09:18and open the door from the other side but I'm no good with MY claws,

0:09:18 > 0:09:25- I'm only good with game claws. - Frogg! Don't you realise?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Game or no game, you've got golden claws!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Way to go, Frogg!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Are you coming, Doktor Frogg? - You guys go ahead.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55I've got some unfinished business to take care of.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59'Muh-hah-hah-hah!'

0:09:59 > 0:10:04You've picked the wrong mad scientist to betray, ladies.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Hee-hee-hee!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Wow! That's little feller's really good.

0:10:12 > 0:10:18Sorry to leave you hanging, Cougar, but my team's waiting for me.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37I would like to raise my glass of grape fizzy in a toast

0:10:37 > 0:10:40to a very important member of the team.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44Someone who went above and beyond the call of evil.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Oh! Hee-hee! Guys!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50That person is...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- me!- But...why?!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Good to have you back, Doktor Frogg.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59This one's mine... So's this one. Ha! And this one!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Ooh...especially this one.

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