0:00:03 > 0:00:07When I give the signal, you launch these crickets at that picnic.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11What? When I give the signal, you launch these crickets at that picnic.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13When you eat metal, your lunch is at a triclic?
0:00:13 > 0:00:16No! Launch at picnic!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Lunch with pitstick?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Picnic, you nitwit!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21If you say so.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Argh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Voltar?
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Eh?
0:00:58 > 0:01:02When we release these really loud crickets,
0:01:02 > 0:01:08picnicking couples won't be able to chitchat any more.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Huh?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15CHILDREN LAUGH
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Cook fair!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Cook fair! Cook fair!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Cook what?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26It's a cook fair, Voltar.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30It's where the munching masses flock to share recipes,
0:01:30 > 0:01:31nibble on low-fat...
0:01:31 > 0:01:36Spice rocks! Cupcakes! Ooh, vegetarian pork chops!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh... Huh?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50So beautiful!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51So shiny, so...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54rear endy!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56"The Burning Bum memorial cup...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59"awarded for chilli cookoff excellence.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01"The hottest chilli wins the cup."
0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's a big golden bum - ha-ha!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I need that trophy.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Well, then, we got some chilli-cookin' to do!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Yeah, I wouldn't get too excited, guys.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17It looks like Steve's won the Burning Bum three years running.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Steve? My archnemesis Steve?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24My sworn enemy Steve? My...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Next-door neighbour Steve, yeah. Oh!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29By the power of all that is evil,
0:02:29 > 0:02:30I will break Steve's streak
0:02:30 > 0:02:33by creating the universe's spiciest chilli
0:02:33 > 0:02:38and claiming the Burning Bum as my own!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Do you hear that, Steve?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42STEVE: I don't care.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Don't you worry, Voltar,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I've got a secret weapon.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49RED MENACE HUMS
0:02:53 > 0:02:57And THIS is your secret weapon?
0:02:57 > 0:03:02This is my Momma Menace's world-famous family chilli recipe.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Passed down from Menace to Menace to Menace.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Ah! Here comes the airplane...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yeugh - it's so bland!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Well, that way, anyone can enjoy it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh, I can change that!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22I dropped by my lab -
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I thought I might mad-science this up a little bit.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28You see, people measure the chilli's spiciness in alarms.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Two alarms for a slightly spicy chilli,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33seven...is Steve's really spicy chilli.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36What about my Momma Menace's?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39That would be a negative three-alarm chilli. Oh.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43But have no fear... meet my atomic peppers.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46What are you doing?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48This is potent stuff, Voltar.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51We have to be extremely careful with these.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54One alarm...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56two alarm...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58three alarm...
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, boring...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Voltar, you fool!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07That could be a...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10exactly a 98-alarm chilli!
0:04:10 > 0:04:16Exactly 91 alarms more than Steve's!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19BANG!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24RED MENACE SNIFFS THEN COUGHS
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Get back, Doomageddon!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, no!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Ah... RUMBLING
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Argh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40How spicy is that?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Well, very! It burned a hole right through the Earth!
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Then the Burning Bum is as good as mine!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Do you hear that, Steve?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I don't care!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Huh! My Hyperion canon is out of batteries.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00How am I supposed to split the Earth in two without it?
0:05:00 > 0:05:05'It burned a hole right through the Earth...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07'It burned a hole right through the Earth...'
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Mm...I may split the Earth in two yet.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15Prepare my troops - we have a cook fair to invade!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Ha-ha-ha! And if there's time,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19we'll pick up some of those vegetarian pork chops too!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Don't worry, my hilarious precious,
0:05:26 > 0:05:30I won't let anything get between us.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Eek!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Can I interest you in some tasty, spicy chilli, Mr Skullossus, sir?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Chilli? Huh, you sure can!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48And I shall be taking it to go!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Voltar!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56My chilli!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58So, I was taking care of the booth,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Skullossus showed up and he was all like, "I'm taking your chilli,"
0:06:02 > 0:06:04then he took our chilli and disappeared into space! Oh -
0:06:04 > 0:06:06the judges have started judging!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I promised the Burning Bum I wouldn't let anything get between us.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Not Steve, not Skullossus, not nothing!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21I'm going after that chilli.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Red, you delay those judges.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I'm honoured!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Frogg, get the rocket.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Are you serious?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34You against Skullossus, over some stupid chilli contest?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37You'll never make it back alive!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Ooh, can I get your room?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40HE GROANS
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Burning Bum, here we come!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Bye-bye!
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Forget to write... I'll take horrible care of your room!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55DOOMAGEDDON SNIGGERS Eh?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh, no...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Argh!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Ha-ha-ha-ha! Excellent!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Commence Operation Planetary Splinter!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10COMPUTER: 'Warning - enemy craft approaching.'
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Destroy them!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Space mines!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Argh! Argh! Argh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Attaboy, Doomageddon! Dodge those mines!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Argh! Argh! Argh!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Watch it!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Brace for impact!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36THEY SQUEAL
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Skullmandoes to battle stations.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Three enemies have breached the space station defences.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52(Run for it!)
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Argh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:59Ah, Miss Johnston, your chilli smells fabulous, as always!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Oh, our spoons... We can't judge chilli
0:08:02 > 0:08:04without our regulation chilli-judging spoons!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Con Carne to Tabasco, come in Tabasco.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11We've bought you some time.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14How long before you get the chilli? Roger, over.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Not long now, Con Carne.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21We have visual on the chilli. Over.
0:08:21 > 0:08:27Hah-hah-hah! Your futile attempt at retrieving your chilli has failed!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Watch now as I use it to destroy the world!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39This way, men.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45Wait! Excellent! Split the Earth in two! Hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50ALL: Ah-ha!
0:08:50 > 0:08:55Gee, I wonder how those judging spoons got there...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57behind our stand!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00(You should have buried them better!)
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So, where's YOUR chilli?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Well... EARTHLINGS...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Is this on?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10..PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR YOUR IMPENDING DOOM!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13And I don't mean a little doom, you know.
0:09:13 > 0:09:19I mean a great big doom like split- the-Earth-in-two kind of doom.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Got it!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32RUMBLING
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, no! The chilli must have melted through
0:09:37 > 0:09:39all over the floor.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Huh? Wah... Eh?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Foolish humans!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48'Space station structural integrity compromised.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51'All hands to escape pods. All hands to escape pods.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55'Ten, nine...' Frog, Doom, you heard the computer...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57You don't have to tell me twice!
0:09:57 > 0:10:03'..four, three, two, one...' Argh...
0:10:03 > 0:10:04'Oops.'
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Aaaaargh...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Looks like the award for spiciest chilli
0:10:12 > 0:10:15will once again go to Steve...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Not so fast.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Is THIS what you've been waiting for?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh, dear! We have a winner!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31CAMERA CLICKS Yes!
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Victory! Mah-hah-hah-hah!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Do you hear that, Steve?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40I still don't care!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Huh? Grrr! Eek!
0:10:49 > 0:10:54No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55BANG!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00This has ended badly.
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