0:00:02 > 0:00:04We return to Cooking with Doomageddon.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08What have you prepared for us this week, Doomageddon?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Huh?!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Um...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Uh...
0:00:19 > 0:00:21RUMBLING
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Whoa! It sure looks yummy!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Actually, it is not that bad!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Huh?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Voltar! Voltar! Voltar!
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Voltar! Voltar! Voltar!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08You're the greatest, Voltar! You're way cooler, Voltar
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, thank you, thank you.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16The time is come to call forth my most loyal and powerful minion...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22the second greatest villain to have ever lived!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Destruktor...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29..the Destroyer!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32HE SQUAWKS
0:01:32 > 0:01:34No-o-o-o-o!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40There's a mysterious substance on my Destruktor action figure!
0:01:40 > 0:01:45'Bad is good! Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!'
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- You mean dust?- DUST?! How can Red let this happen
0:01:49 > 0:01:55to my hero, my tormentor mentor? RED! RED! RE-E-ED!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58He's probably at the neighbours' house.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Ew! He's at Steve's? - No, our NEW neighbour, Mr D.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05What? RED!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Ho-ho! I don't want to miss this.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12LAUGHTER FROM NEXT DOOR
0:02:12 > 0:02:14He's SO grounded!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Can...I...help...you?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Of course you can. I want my henchman back.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38These Destruktor the Destroyer figures don't dust themselves.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Huh?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43EEEEEK!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Destruktor the Destroyer!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Ha-ha. You can call me Mr D.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55You're the greatest villain ever!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, second to me, of course.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02- Hey, Voltar.- Why didn't you say Destruktor the Destroyer lived here?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Oh, yeah - you've got his face on your underwear.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08EEEK!
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Red and I were about to have a wild afternoon on the town.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- We'd sure appreciate the extra company.- Really?- Really?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21DEEP VOICE: This shall be a day in Metrotown
0:03:21 > 0:03:24we'll never forget.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29CHILDREN SHOUT AND LAUGH
0:03:29 > 0:03:32MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Muh-ha-ha!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Yay!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Uhhhh...Litter picker-upping?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Hewwo! - DESTRUKTOR GIGGLES
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Entertaining the elderly?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58This is no wild rampage!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Isn't Mr D great?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06DOORBELL
0:04:06 > 0:04:08MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13I baked a low-fat coco cake!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15What happened to him?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20HELLO, DOGGY!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh my, oh my, that temper of mine.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Always gets the best of me. So, who wants a slice?
0:04:31 > 0:04:38Uh...Frogg and I couldn't help notice you picked up a few new...
0:04:38 > 0:04:39..hobbies.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44No, the whole 'destroy this' and 'annihilate that' thing I can hold.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48How many times can you threaten to destroy the universe?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Am I right?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53So now I keep scrap books and volunteer.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56And make crafts.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I want you guys to have this.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00EEK!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04We'll be best friends...FOREVER!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Wow! A picture from your evil idol.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'll keep this with us forever.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Destruktor used to be a master of evil.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Look at him now.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20What if we become good too?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22(GULP)
0:05:30 > 0:05:32EEEK! I won't let that happen!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Good's gooey goodness is at our doorstep, gentlemen,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39and we will defeat it.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- HORN BLARES - Rise and shine, Destruktor.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Is it time for brunch already?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55We're here to whip you back into no-good shape - and remember...
0:05:55 > 0:05:58'Bad is good!'
0:05:58 > 0:06:03Oh, I don't know, guys. It's been so long.
0:06:03 > 0:06:09Oh...! But it's OK, I guess we'll just get...going.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I thought you were a BFF!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16THEY CRY AND WAIL
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, don't cry, guys.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Listen, if it means so much to you,
0:06:23 > 0:06:27I suppose I can join you for a little evil.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Who knows - it might be fun.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Wowie!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39No cutlery!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46BELCH
0:06:46 > 0:06:49LOUD MUSIC
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Shhhh!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57SHHHHHHHHHHHH!
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Ha!
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:18 > 0:07:23Now I know why I used to do this evil stuff.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27It was fun! ROARRRRRR!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30THUNDER
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Hey, guys, I think you're taking it a little too far.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Relax! We're just having fun, Red.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42DEEP VOICE: Red, you know what would be fun?
0:07:42 > 0:07:47The complete and total destruction of the universe.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yeah...we could do that.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Or we could do something REALLY evil.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Like go on a water ballooning spree!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00How about...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02we do both?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Totally down with that.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08YIKES!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10THEY SCREAM
0:08:15 > 0:08:18MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Ooooh!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24We did it, guys! Destruktor's bad again,
0:08:24 > 0:08:30proving that we'll never turn into ooey-gooey do-gooders!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Y-hooray!- I'll be in the tub.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37AGH!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Hey! Watch it, Destruktor - you almost Destruktored ME!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43MUH!!!
0:08:43 > 0:08:49I think our inspirational pep talk was a little too inspirational!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:08:51 > 0:08:57Destruktor, buddy, BFF, would you mind taking it down a notch?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02We should've listened when he said he had a bad temper.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06GUYS!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Doomageddon, let go.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15No, no, don't let go. DON'T LET GO!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18AAAAAAGH!
0:09:23 > 0:09:28Frogg! You are going on a diet when this is over!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30ROARRRRRR!
0:09:30 > 0:09:35I am very disappointed in you, Destruktor.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Are you proud of yourself, mister? - Yes, I am!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Well, do you remember making this?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44AIEE...!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47BFFs do not try to destroy the universe.
0:09:47 > 0:09:53And BFFs do not leave their friends dangling above chasms of terror.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I hate chasms of terror!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Hrmph.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Friends,
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Friends...AGH! What have I Done?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I am so sorry, BFF.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Yeah. No problemo, Destruktor.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16But maybe you could try not destroying the universe?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20SNAP!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30CHEERING
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I believe this is yours.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40I feel awful. Is there anything I can do to make things right?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43We can start by cleaning up this play mess.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Whaddaya say, guys?- Puh-lease!
0:10:47 > 0:10:52The League of Super Evil does not clean up messes.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Oh, b-b-but we're always eager to learn!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01BOTH: Victory!
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