Journey to the Centre of Evil

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03HE SHIVERS

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Oh!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10RATTLING

0:00:15 > 0:00:16OHHH!

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Teatime's over, Frogg. Get back to work!

0:00:22 > 0:00:26And no more breaks until you've fixed the heat.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Huh?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Huh? - Huh? - HUH?!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Frogg! T-T-Turn off that air conditioner!

0:01:03 > 0:01:07We're getting f-f-f-frostbite out here!

0:01:07 > 0:01:12Frostbite? I'm the one with chincicles!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15But I want heat! Hot heat!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- The hottest, most burningest heat in the world.- Well,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21why don't you just go to the centre of the earth,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24with temperatures up to a gazillion degrees?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's the hottest place in the planet.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28You're...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30..a genius, Frogg!

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Why spend the winter up here, like a bunch of villaincicles

0:01:35 > 0:01:38when we could be spending it in the hottest place on earth?

0:01:38 > 0:01:43Minions, the League of Super Evil is going on vacation

0:01:43 > 0:01:45at the centre of the earth!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52One camper, courtesy of Steve - check.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Three cases of sunscreen, SPF 1 billion - check.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Three pairs of flip-flops, small, medium and large -

0:01:58 > 0:02:00check, check and check.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hmm, what am I forgetting?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, check.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06BANGING Um...

0:02:06 > 0:02:09And that should do nicely.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Voltar, I promised Steve we'd be super careful with his camper.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- I don't care! - See, Red? He doesn't care.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Now, into the camper, minions!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23I want to beat that rush-hour traffic.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- Are we there yet? - Course not, Voltar, we just left.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Are we there now?- Oh! - Now are we there?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- What about...now?- NO!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- And now?- No!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Now?- NO!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Oh...Are we there...now?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46BANG! PARP!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, er...Actually, yeah, I think we are.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51We ARE here!

0:02:51 > 0:02:57Here is hot! Not only hot, it's muy caliente.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Wow! What is this place?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03It's the Shangri-Lava, a resort for super-villains.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- What?! You knew about this place all along?- No, I just read the sign.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Hot springs, hot magma massages, lava-heated hot-tubs

0:03:14 > 0:03:19a hot and hot buffet, featuring a hot-dog roasting station

0:03:19 > 0:03:23and a hot-chocolate fountain! It's all hot-hot-hot!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24TYRES SCREECH

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm first.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28As leader, I get to enjoy the perks first.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Don't forget your sunscreen.

0:03:33 > 0:03:39Welcome, welcome and welcome thrice to the hottest place on earth.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I am Phil Flambee,

0:03:42 > 0:03:47happy host of the Shangri-Lava resort and spa.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52I hate to be "bad guy", but could I see your membership cards, please?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Um..Um..M-m-m-membership cards?

0:03:55 > 0:04:02Oh, yes. Shangri-Lava is an exclusive members-only resort.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05But we don't have memberships.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10I'm the great Voltar, leader of the League of Super...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ah, Mr Doomageddon!

0:04:12 > 0:04:18Welcome back, sir. What a pleasure to see you again so soon.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21What?! HE'S a member?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Mr Doomageddon is not just any member,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27he is a platinum-level VIP member.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Come on, Doomy, old buddy, old pal! You'll hook us up, right?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35HE SNIGGERS

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Traitor!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Please don't make us go back to the cold surface.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- It's so toasty down here!- Hmmm.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- We'll do anything to stay! - Anything to stay warm!

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Very well, there is one thing.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53But you might not like it.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Ha! Take that, winter cold!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03This is so humiliating.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I dunno, I kinda dig these shirts.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Now, as honorary staff members,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12you will be able to remain down at the Shangri-Lava.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15If you are unhappy, you are more than welcome to leave,

0:05:15 > 0:05:18back to the cold surface.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- No, no, this is great!- Remember, our guests are always right,

0:05:22 > 0:05:25so don't put up a fight. And if I see one frown,

0:05:25 > 0:05:29you are out of Lava Town.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- You got it, boss! - And if you work real hard,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36you might even get to enjoy our resort's perks.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39If no-one else is using them, of course.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Le-e-et the working begin!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Here we go.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56A-ha-hee-ha!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Ah...uh!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Geronimo!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Ah-ah-ah - the washrooms need cleaning.

0:06:07 > 0:06:12The great Voltar does not clean washrooms.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I'm sure that what you really meant to say was the great Voltar

0:06:16 > 0:06:22does not clean washrooms with a mop - when a simple toothbrush will do.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25So if you want to stay warm...

0:06:25 > 0:06:28EEEK! Ohhhh...!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31HE LAUGHS

0:06:31 > 0:06:33FROGG GIGGLES STUPIDLY

0:06:43 > 0:06:45HE GIBBERS

0:06:45 > 0:06:46HE SNIGGERS

0:06:47 > 0:06:50The warmth is worth it... The warmth is worth it...

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Oh, hi, Doomy.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03UGH! Bye, Doomy.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09One day down, only 99 left

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- before winter's over.- If I'd wanted to smell like garbage

0:07:13 > 0:07:16and pick up things that had been in other people's mouths,

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- I would have stayed home. - He's good...he's good.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Good news, boys.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25You have all been doing such a wonderful job,

0:07:25 > 0:07:29I'll let one of you have the day off.

0:07:29 > 0:07:35Whoever goes the extra mile for our guests will be the lucky winner.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40Excuse me, good sir, but the hot-tub is not providing sufficient heat.

0:07:40 > 0:07:47I'm sorry, Lord Skullossus, but the hot-tub is powered by the volcano.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Short of tampering with the delicate laws of nature,

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- there is nothing we can do.- Oh! - Would you like a fresh towel?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Pool boys, fetch Lord Skullossus a...

0:08:01 > 0:08:03He wants a hotter tub, does he?

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Well, I'll give him one and the day off will be as good as mine.

0:08:09 > 0:08:15I'm sure this volcano has to have a thermostat, or switch,

0:08:15 > 0:08:17or whatevermajiggy to heat it up.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Frogg! What are you doing?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Well, I couldn't find the thermostat or whatevermajiggy

0:08:22 > 0:08:28so I decided to use my heat amplification formula instead.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32There's enough wasabi and mustard in this to melt the polar ice caps

0:08:32 > 0:08:35and to make that hot-tub hotter.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Puh-lease! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Now gimme that phial!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Here, lava, lava, lava! Red's got some yummy-yummies for you!

0:08:47 > 0:08:52And all you have to do for a treat is turn the heat up for the nice people.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Give me the formula!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Oh, no! Were those cupcakes?!- Maybe.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- So?- SO?!

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Don't you know what happens when you ingest something spicy

0:09:11 > 0:09:13and something sugary?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14You get sick?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20"Dear guests, an erupting volcano

0:09:20 > 0:09:24"is threatening to interrupt our good time.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26"Please make your way to the nearest escape vault

0:09:26 > 0:09:29"and have a spicy day."

0:09:30 > 0:09:36Pardon me, Mr Doomageddon, sir, I am sorry to interrupt your nap.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I really hate to bother you at a time like this

0:09:38 > 0:09:44but, Mr Doomageddon, a volcano is about to blow!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I need to evacuate the guests.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49And, more importantly - ME!

0:10:02 > 0:10:07Guys, next winter we should just get ourselves some nice, warm sweaters.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I just wanted to tell you that...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12you guys are the...

0:10:12 > 0:10:17you guys are the best minions an evil mastermind could ever ask for.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19THEY ALL CRY

0:10:20 > 0:10:22HORN BLARES

0:10:24 > 0:10:26OUT OF MY WAY!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28No, me first!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39We're...back home!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42And home is...nice and hot!

0:10:42 > 0:10:47Not just hot, it's muy caliente!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Who needs a fancy resort anyway?

0:10:50 > 0:10:56Guys, let's get our staycation on!

0:10:56 > 0:10:57WHISTLE

0:10:58 > 0:11:00HE SNIGGERS

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