Trashpocalypse Now

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Shouldn't we be out committing random evil deeds and such?

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Can't talk! Playing!

0:00:07 > 0:00:11Well, don't spend all day playing that silly game!

0:00:11 > 0:00:12Bring back food!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Grr, eh, ee!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24How long were we playing for?

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Em...

0:00:25 > 0:00:28I think more than all day.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah! Huh?

0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee hee.- Ow!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Arrgghh!- Ow!- Ahh!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59RED MENACE SINGS

0:00:59 > 0:01:01# Clean, clean, clean The whole day through

0:01:01 > 0:01:05# Cleaning's what I like to do... #

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Arrgghh!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Morning, Red.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Um...good morning, Voltar. Redecorating?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I sure am, Red.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I had a vision! It came to me in a dream.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23If being clean equals being good...

0:01:24 > 0:01:28..then being dirty must equal being totally evil!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Uh-oh.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34From this moment on, the League Of Super Evil

0:01:34 > 0:01:37will live and breathe filth!

0:01:37 > 0:01:42We will be the kings of crass, the sultans of stink, the emperors of...

0:01:42 > 0:01:43well, er, junk!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:01:45 > 0:01:50- So I don't have to clean up after my experiments? Works for me! - PFFT!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- That's the spirit, Doomy! - Uh, I don't know, Voltar.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57A clean lair's a happy lair.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01VOLTAR MIMICS HIM Don't worry, Red! It'll be fun!

0:02:01 > 0:02:02If you say so.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Let the filth making begin!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10It's mine!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Spill it.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21VOLTAR SIGHS

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Good boy, Doomageddon!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Good work, Frogg!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Ya!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Argh!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Ah!

0:02:45 > 0:02:49BURP! RED MENACE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:02:55 > 0:03:01Ah, what a glorious day... for filth! Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05See, Red? Being messy is pretty fun, right?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Er... Yeah, looks swell, Voltar.

0:03:08 > 0:03:14Get used to it, cos we're going to be filthy forever!

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:17 > 0:03:18- BOTH:- Oh!

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Argh! Oh, that's awful. Ugh!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh, OK, I better call in the pros.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34DOOMAGEDDON SNIFFS

0:03:34 > 0:03:36DOKTOR FROGG SNIFFS

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- You stink! - Why, thank you, Frogg.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Sniff! So do you. FLIES BUZZ

0:03:42 > 0:03:47Huh? I'm getting the funny feeling our lair isn't getting dirtier.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Trash IN a trash can?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Look! A trail of clean!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55VOLTAR GASPS Grr!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Just a minute!- Red Menace?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04What are you doing in there? NERVOUS LAUGHTER

0:04:04 > 0:04:05- Nothing!- Huh?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ah!

0:04:09 > 0:04:15- BOTH:- Argh!- Don't look at me! Don't look at me!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Reginald Red Menace!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21I'm not mad, I am just disappointed.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26I'm sorry, Voltar. I'll do better. I can be messy!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I know I can!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Really?

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Spill it!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- NERVOUS LAUGHTER - I... Gah!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I can't! - HE SOBS

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Wow. He's crying over non-spilt milk.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43We'll get through this, Red...together.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yeah. Together.

0:04:45 > 0:04:51Initiate phase two of Operation Trashpocalypse Now!

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Spreading this filth across the neighbourhood. Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:58 > 0:05:00This better be good.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Ewww, a Suzie Scout!- Howdy, Mister!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I notice your lawn needs sprucing.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11No! We like it just the way it is.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13We're not asking you.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14We're telling you!

0:05:16 > 0:05:21Yay! I mean, oh, no, what shall we do?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Sweep, two, three, four! Sweep, two, three, four!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Sweep, two, three, four!

0:05:29 > 0:05:34It's time to teach those little do-gooder clean freaks not to mess...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36with our mess!

0:05:38 > 0:05:43On my signal, storm that front door. We are cleaning this pigsty!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Charge!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- SCOUTS GASP - And they don't recycle?!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Quickly, girls! The nets!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59ALL: Ya!

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Ah!

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Argh!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Bring on the blue cheese dressing!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Ahh!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Argh!

0:06:18 > 0:06:22This Scout needs shampoo, soap and conditioner! Stat!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Charge again!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Launch the dirty diapers!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32SCOUTS SCREAM

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Ah!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Fall back!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42SCOUTS SCREAM

0:06:42 > 0:06:46You haven't heard the last of the Cookie Commandos!

0:06:47 > 0:06:52A-ha-ha! We are the champions of trash! Ha-ha!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54In your face, toot toot, in your face!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Uh-oh! Argh!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Voltar, they're Suzie Scouts.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03They'll never stop.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Maybe we should just let them clean the lair a little.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, they can keep trying, Red.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13But we will not give them the satisfaction of a clean front yard.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18We're going to be filthy forever! RED MENACE GASPS

0:07:18 > 0:07:23Red! The diaper-pult is not going to reload itself.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Forever!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31No! I won't do it!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33MILITARY DRUM ROLL

0:07:33 > 0:07:36The trash wall is at filth level ten.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Conventional cleaning methods can't breach it.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I might be able to help. - NERVOUS LAUGHTER

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Quick, girls!- Ahh!- Wow!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Sniff! They're clean.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54So, you want to help us? Why should we trust you?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, I'm loyal to my team and all.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57It's just that...

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- ..I hate filth! - HE SOBS

0:08:03 > 0:08:08- OK, O-OK, all right, big fella. Pull yourself together.- OK.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I know a secret way into the lair.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Gear up, commandos! We're going in!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23HE TITTERS

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Ah! Oh, er, ah!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ow, oh, ah!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Shhh!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47LOUD SNORING

0:08:58 > 0:09:00CRASH! Oh!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04No, no. No, no, no.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06The paper bag was my invention!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Ah!- Arrgghh!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Eee! Security breach!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Man your battle stations!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Quick, girls! On the double!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Clean, two, three, four! Clean, two, three, four!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Ha-ha! Clean this!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ha-ha!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Mustard! I hate mustard!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37This one's mine!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44FRIGHTENED LAUGH No surrender!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Do it the hard way!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47I surrender!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Coward. VOLTAR WHIMPERS

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Stay back! Stay back! HE YELPS

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Et tu, Red?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Um...sorry!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02FROGG AND VOLTAR: No!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11This is for going beyond the call of tidy!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ha-ha.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23That scoutmaster's a nice guy once you get to know her.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28I've got to admit, all that evil, filthy stuff was kind of fun.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30And we didn't even have to clean up.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yeah. Red, you're right!

0:10:33 > 0:10:35WE didn't have to clean it up!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39I think the roaches tried to steal your plans

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- for neighbourhood domination. - ROACHES LAUGH

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- So...you're not mad? - VOLTAR SCOFFS

0:10:48 > 0:10:52As long as I don't have to pick up after myself,

0:10:52 > 0:10:54you can do all the cleaning you want!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yay!

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