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0:00:03 > 0:00:07I, Skullossus, challenge you, Voltar!

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Oh, it's on.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Ha-hee-ya!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Oww!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Victory!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Time for some huggy-hugs!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Red!

0:00:23 > 0:00:27See, this is why I don't invite you to play with me.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGH

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Er!- Huh?- Uh!- Doh!- Uhoh!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01EVIL LAUGHTER

0:01:01 > 0:01:08Loyal minions, I may have just devised my most evil, dastardly,

0:01:08 > 0:01:11vile, er...

0:01:11 > 0:01:14..really not good plan. Ever.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Behold!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Wow. That is vile.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22We are going to go to the Mall-o-Mart

0:01:22 > 0:01:28and exchange these slightly used socks for new ones!

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Without the receipt!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33RED MENACE SCREAMS

0:01:33 > 0:01:34DOKTOR FROGG SIGHS

0:01:34 > 0:01:36DOOMAGEDDON SNORES

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Wow, that sounds like our worst adventure yet.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41You try coming up with a fresh scheme every week!

0:01:41 > 0:01:46Here Doomy, Doomy, Doomy, Doomy! We're going on a schemie!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48PFFFFFRT!

0:01:48 > 0:01:53Eww. Leave him! That's all that lazy doomhound does! Sleep and...

0:01:53 > 0:01:55PFFFFFRT!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58BEEPING

0:02:10 > 0:02:14'Agent 00-Geddon, the Federation of Nefarious Minds

0:02:14 > 0:02:17'needs your assistance once again.'

0:02:17 > 0:02:18HE BARKS

0:02:18 > 0:02:20'Trusted evil sources have informed us

0:02:20 > 0:02:25'that SWEAT has recently finished developing a terrifying new weapon

0:02:25 > 0:02:27'in their fight against evil.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31'The SWEAT-er of friendship.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35'Its peace generating capabilities are shrouded in mystery,

0:02:35 > 0:02:38'but are sure to spell disaster for evildom.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42'The Federation of Nefarious Minds needs you

0:02:42 > 0:02:45'to locate and apprehend the weapon.

0:02:45 > 0:02:51'The fate of the evil world rests in your hands, or, er... paws,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54or, er, well, you know what I mean.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04CAR HORNS BEEP

0:03:04 > 0:03:11Yes, precious! Soon you will be new. New!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Hey, watch where you're going, buddy!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Oh.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22'Agent 00-Geddon, a Federation double agent

0:03:22 > 0:03:23'has located the SWEAT-er.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27'The superhero "Nightshade" is said to be personally delivering it

0:03:27 > 0:03:30to an as-of-yet undisclosed location.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35'You can intercept The Nightshade at the Metrotown Plaza Hotel,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38'find Nightshade and you'll find the SWEAT-er.'

0:03:42 > 0:03:45I'm going to win!

0:03:45 > 0:03:49It looks like I win again, Chaos.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Well, what have we here?

0:03:54 > 0:03:59Another chump wants to try his hand against The Nightshade!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01GASPS

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Doomhounds first.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12Nimrod the Barbarian. Strength five. 20 hit points.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15But he's no strength for my...

0:04:15 > 0:04:18..dreaded Gumdrop Unicorn.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19GASPS

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Nothing beats the dreaded Gumdrop Unicorn.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Your move, kid.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40GASPS

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Except the legendary Fish Sword of Legend.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Your skills are quite commendable, Mr...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Geddon, Doomageddon!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52He's wearing a nametag for some reason.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59A federation agent!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02SCREAMING

0:05:02 > 0:05:06So long, citizens!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hop in!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Federation double agent, Alotta Babushka.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15We go after sweater, da?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Maybe the third time I decided to take my cat to the hair salon.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I forgot what...

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Squidmines!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Yep, worst adventure EVER.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42NIGHTSHADE SCREAMS

0:05:45 > 0:05:47GIRL CHATTERS

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Did you say something, Doktor Frogg?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52GIRL CHATTERS

0:05:54 > 0:05:56He's a slippery hero, da.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hey, give that back!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Ok!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14So long, evildoers!

0:06:20 > 0:06:28The cape man get away, da? But you plant bug on him!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38The main entrance is heavily guarded.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42We're going through the roof?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44So adventurous!

0:06:44 > 0:06:49Who's an evil boy? Who's an evil boy? Ooda-booda-oo-dabushka!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53I trust there weren't any "complications."

0:06:53 > 0:06:59- Nothing my nightly awesomeness couldn't handle, General.- Good.

0:06:59 > 0:07:05Soon evildoers everywhere will feel the wrath of the SWEAT-er!

0:07:05 > 0:07:10EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Ooh, that was nice!- Yeah!

0:07:13 > 0:07:18No wonder villains do that whole "evil laughter" thing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Ah, we've been expecting you, Agent 00-Geddon.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38I have always wanted to say that.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42I'm sorry, Doomageddon.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49It's just, how you call, business, da?

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Not personal.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Double agent, double-cross!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59'Who sent you?'

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Tough guy, huh?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05We have ways of making you talk.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Who sent you?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Who sent you?

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Who sent you?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'm only asking one last time,

0:08:20 > 0:08:24do you or do you not have the receipt for the socks?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Er, not exactly...

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Worst plan ever!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31NIGHTSADE PANTS

0:08:31 > 0:08:33This doomhound's tough.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Well, we have other options.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40DOOMAGEDDON SHRIEKS

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Not another move, da!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45A double agent, double double-cross?

0:08:45 > 0:08:50I am so sorry, can you ever forgive me, Doomie?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Stop that doomhound!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04End of the line, doomhound.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09THEY COUGH

0:09:11 > 0:09:12NIGHTSHADE LAUGHS

0:09:12 > 0:09:17Looks like I'll be keeping the sweater for myself, da!

0:09:17 > 0:09:23Oh, for Pete's... Come on, lady! Pick a side and stick with it!

0:09:23 > 0:09:28I keep telling you, my doomhound ate my receipt!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34I said "My doomhound ate my receipt."

0:09:34 > 0:09:39'My doomhound ate my receipt! My doomhound ate my receipt!'

0:09:41 > 0:09:44See. Told you.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Give us back the sweater!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Don't make me use this!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08No! Not the dreaded Yarn Balls of Peace

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Is it too late to switch sides again, da?

0:10:24 > 0:10:29Congratulations, on a job well done, Agent 00-Geddon.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32If that SWEAT-er had fallen into the right hands,

0:10:32 > 0:10:36the world could have become a better place.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Victory!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Ooh-ooh! Ah-ha! Ooh-ooh! Ah-ha!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45He only gave that to you when you started crying, Voltar!

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Still more than Doomie did!

0:10:49 > 0:10:50RED MENACE HUMS

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Oh, this is nice!

0:10:59 > 0:11:00COLLAR BEEPS

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