0:00:02 > 0:00:04LAUGHTER
0:00:05 > 0:00:07PUPPIES YAPPING
0:00:07 > 0:00:09No, this can't be!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Everyone's nice!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Friend!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19HE SCREAMS
0:00:20 > 0:00:22It was just a dream.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Wait, how do I know I'm not dreaming right now?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28That works.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:59 > 0:01:02ASSORTED GRUMBLING
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Voltar sure is taking an awful long time for his...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Evil scheming.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12TOILET FLUSHES
0:01:12 > 0:01:16A victory! All right, who's next?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hey, Voltar.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Aren't you forgetting something? - No.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26LAUGHTER
0:01:26 > 0:01:30My pants of ultimate evil!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36It's an emergency! It's gone.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Don't worry, Voltar.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42You can replace your belt with some really long spaghetti.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Or a measuring tape.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Or a boa constrictor.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Ooh, good one.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no! That wasn't just any belt.
0:01:51 > 0:01:57It was my Little Evil Genius limited-edition Tactical Pant Protection System.
0:01:57 > 0:02:03It had an AM radio, a broken flashlight and some dental floss.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06It was one of a kind!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09There, there. When I'm feeling blue, you know what I do?
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Blow something up?- No, I watch TV.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Just relax and I'm sure that belt will turn up.- Oh!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I think it just did.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24It's time for the annual super-villain non-charity Dance-O-Rama!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27What?!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29How did SHE get MY belt?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Totally didn't find it on a bathroom floor.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38That no-good super... Super-thief stole MY belt!
0:02:38 > 0:02:43The top dancers of the Dance-O-Rama get a chance to dance
0:02:43 > 0:02:47with the Cougar and be crowned the evilest dancer in town.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49That's it!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53We're going to break into the Cougar's hideout and steal the belt?!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- No,- I- will enter that stupid dance contest
0:02:57 > 0:03:00and steal my belt back from the Cougar.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10If Voltar is going to win this thing,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12he'll need some better moves.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yeah, and a belt.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19'80s MONTAGE MUSIC
0:03:35 > 0:03:37YODELLING
0:03:40 > 0:03:43(BREATHLESSLY) I think I'm ready now.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Adequate, but you missed your soft step in the fourth measure.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- BUZZER - Next.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Next!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- OK, OK, why am I always the one wearing the dress?- Shhh!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Don't mess this up, Frogg - I NEED my belt back!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Uh-oh. Voltar's belt's a little too al dente.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Ta-daa!
0:04:45 > 0:04:51That was a skilled display of evil dancing. You're in the competition.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Yes!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- You, not so much. - BUZZER
0:05:03 > 0:05:09Welcome one and all to the annual super-villain non-charity Dance-O-Rama.
0:05:10 > 0:05:16Please welcome our lucky dancers - Humongo, the Gynorman.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Doom Driver!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Kat Chatsworth.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Never tell you how I got these dancing shoes,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I was at the Mall-o-Mart and I had a fun cashier didn't want to...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36HE SNORES
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Commander Chaos!
0:05:53 > 0:05:59And last and certainly least, the Great Voltar.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03One, two, cha-cha-cha. Three, four, cha-cha-cha.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04One, two, cha-cha...
0:06:04 > 0:06:06CRICKETS CHIRPING
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yay, Voltar!
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Anyways, each evil dancer must wow the judges
0:06:12 > 0:06:16with their technique and evil flair.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20The top two dancers will get to take on last year's champion,
0:06:20 > 0:06:25the Cougar, in the ultimate dance-off.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Mwah.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31May the evilest dancer win!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35She's getting old and over it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Don't worry, guys. We'll get Voltar's belt back.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Oh, we're doomed! Our only hope to win is sabotage.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Our first number, a belly dance,
0:06:48 > 0:06:52as performed by Emperor Humongo, the Gynorman.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01No belly can resist the power of my microscopic cyber tickle fleas!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06BUZZER
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Disqualified!
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Who's next?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16Ah, Kat Chatsworth, and I've got just the thing.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21This is a pas de chat pose which is French for cat step, which reminds me...
0:07:21 > 0:07:25OK. Less babbling, more dancing.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Hey, Chatsworth. How's your cat, Mimzy?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Mimzy! Oh, I'm so glad you asked. I've been feeding her...
0:07:32 > 0:07:33No!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35..water and tuna sandwiches on rye, hold the pickle...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38That's why I managed to file my taxes two days early this year...
0:07:38 > 0:07:41LOUD SNORING
0:07:41 > 0:07:44What? Disqualified!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47BUZZER
0:07:47 > 0:07:49HE YAWNS
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Two down...and two to go!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58What!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02And I guess that makes three down.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06How can this get any worse? Ugh.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09The Great Voltar.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Just remember what I taught you and you'll be fine.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Or you could just let my patented auto-dance shoes do all the work.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Go with the shoes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24COUNTRY HOEDOWN MUSIC
0:08:42 > 0:08:48Wow, that kid just blew my cybernetics socks off.
0:08:50 > 0:08:56Since you are one of two dancers left, you are a finalist by default.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Yay! Default!
0:09:00 > 0:09:06We are down to the last two and the moment we've all been waiting for -
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Voltar versus Commander Chaos versus the Cougar
0:09:11 > 0:09:14in a triple-threat dance match.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Come on, boys. Let's see what you got.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Mind if I have this dance?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Broken flashlight!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Hmm.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Not the dental floss!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54HE LAUGHS
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Mine now!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Victory!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Thank you, thank you. You are too kind.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14COLLECTIVE GASP
0:10:17 > 0:10:19HE LAUGHS
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Mooning the audience!
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- That is the evilest display of dance - I- have ever seen.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30We have a winner!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh, man, she stretched it!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Don't worry, my precious.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39I will never leave you on the bathroom floor ever again.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- A bathroom floor?- Oh, boy.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Congratulations.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53Here is your giant non-charity cheque for a zillion dollars.
0:10:53 > 0:10:59Whatever you have to say, Monkey, it can't be important as my belt.
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