0:00:02 > 0:00:04He's perfected my electronic pant-remover camera.
0:00:04 > 0:00:12All of Metrotown will suffer from the humiliation of over-exposure!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15He-he-he!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Aw, it feels good to be evil!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24And a little breezy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Why does this keep happening to me?!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28He-he-he!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Eh?- Uh?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Ha!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Ooh, the havoc that shall be unleashed!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05When everyone in Metrotown
0:01:05 > 0:01:09is walking around with toilet paper stuck to their shoes!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11"Two plies of evil in every sheet".
0:01:11 > 0:01:14CHEERING
0:01:14 > 0:01:18When you're evil, the whole world wants a piece of your badness.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22All right. One at a time, please!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Ooh!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26What?
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Here to introduce their brand-new action figures.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33The Force Fighters B.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Rose kung fu chop!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39See, bro, green!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Judo grip!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Golden rod!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Tornado kick!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Periwinkle. Motivational speaking action.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Believe in yourself, and you can do anything!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57ALL: Force Fighters B!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Each sold separately.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ah!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Why don't you do a ME action figure?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Erm, because no-one would buy one?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11HE BURPS
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Voltar. Look what I got!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Magenta, in a sweet attack helicopter.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Bub-a-bub-a-bub, tchow! Pow!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Actualise!
0:02:24 > 0:02:30Oh, you and your little pastel pin-head pals
0:02:30 > 0:02:32can actualise, all right.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Right into oblivion!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42OK. So what else d'you want me to build
0:02:42 > 0:02:45into your League of Super Evil action figures?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48For the last time, Frogg, they're "Loserines",
0:02:48 > 0:02:52and I want them to have that kung fu and judo stuff.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Only grippier and "fu-ier".
0:02:54 > 0:02:59- "Fu-ier". Check.- And that motivational speaking thing, too.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03But only motivated for evil!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Nice touch. Anything else?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10I want it to fold my laundry, clip my toenails, and make me a sandwich.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I'll get right on it.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16BOTH: Oh!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Behold, the Loserines!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Equipped with dangerously-experimental
0:03:23 > 0:03:25aggression chips,
0:03:25 > 0:03:29giving them unique abilities, and personality.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32"Dangerously-experimental aggression chips"?!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Couldn't that be a little... dangerous?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Of course not, Red!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42See, I also fitted them with these loyalty chips.
0:03:42 > 0:03:4570 percent discount. 60 percent effective.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49That makes the odds of betrayal so small,
0:03:49 > 0:03:51they're not worth calculating!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55And now, without further ado, Loserines,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57portomenticalise!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Doktor Frogg, with expendoclaws,
0:04:00 > 0:04:04and hypno mind control!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Doomageddon. Realistic fluctuationary action.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Red Menace.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Brushable hair, and built-in cupcake-scented room freshener.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Ha-ha-ha! That was my idea.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Woo! What's my good part?!
0:04:23 > 0:04:30And, Voltar! With improved kung fu grip, practical cognisance,
0:04:30 > 0:04:34and full sandwich preparation capability!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Ah! Guh!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41ANY kind of sandwich?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Any kind. Existing, or yet to be imagined.
0:04:44 > 0:04:50Prepare for total Evil victory!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00My loyal Loserines.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03You will defeat the Force Fighters in the sandbox.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Defeat them in the toy box.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07On shelves,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09and in front yards!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Huh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Ah, he-he! How did that get in there?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19ALL: To supreme victory!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21ALL: Hurrah!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22HE SNIGGERS
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Let's make Sushi!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Prepare for the daily special!
0:05:29 > 0:05:36Force Fighter, served up Loserine-style!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Oh! Why can't we all just get along?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52ALL: Wow!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55It's brushable!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Victory!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Whoa! I WANT one!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Of course you do!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15We will build more Loserines!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18The urchins will play with them in the park.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Play with them in the bath...
0:06:21 > 0:06:23OK. I get it! I'll go fire up the assembly line.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Ew?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Why does that keep happening?
0:06:29 > 0:06:35And now, a sandwich, to celebrate.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Milkshake?!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40With a cherry on top.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Pedicure.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48And there is some lint stuck in my belly button, too.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Ahem! Garcon!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Time
0:06:57 > 0:07:00for a change of plan!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Mm, cupcakes.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Wah-hah-ha!- What's the matter? Did you see a spider again?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Huh?!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Uh, wasn't there a lot less of these guys before?
0:07:23 > 0:07:24HE GROANS
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Hey! What gives?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Change of management.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Face it, we're no match for their realistic flagellatory capabilities
0:07:37 > 0:07:38and brushable hair.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Time to fight plastic with plastic!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Turn on Mall-o-Mart!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Excellent!
0:07:47 > 0:07:53Soon the world shall tremble beneath our tiny plastic feet.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, for...
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Carry on, minions. I've got this.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh. What do YOU want?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, you mutinous miniatures!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Prepare to be discombobulated
0:08:13 > 0:08:16by the real League of Super Evil!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Ha?! You and what army?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23This one.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26HORN BLOWS
0:08:32 > 0:08:36We did a little toy shopping.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yeah. And I had a few spare
0:08:38 > 0:08:41dangerously-experimental aggression chips.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Ah-huh! Ah-huh-huh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Soon we will conquer the world!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Then we'll see who'll be picking lint balls out of whose belly button!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Charge!- Charge!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I am going to squash you like a plastic bug!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Soon, you'll be begging for mercy...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Yah!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24We shall conquer you!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27No ifs, ands, or buts about it!
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Bla-ha! Bla-ha!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Smells like cupcakes,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45only better!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I've got one word for you, mister!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Sprinkles!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Aw!
0:09:52 > 0:09:57Feel the wrath of my mind control!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00No!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It's so brilliant to be a zombie!
0:10:02 > 0:10:03HE SOBS
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Hey, wait a minute. You're just a stupid toy!
0:10:06 > 0:10:11Yay-hey. Ha! HA!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Victory is ours!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Drat!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Uh! Uh! Victory!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25CHEERING
0:10:25 > 0:10:26ALL: Way to go!
0:10:26 > 0:10:32Now we've got our diminutive doppelgangers out of the way,
0:10:32 > 0:10:38we can get back to spreading evil across the neighbourhood!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Spreading evil across the neighbourhood doesn't sound nice!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45We're putting our foot down!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Can't you tell right from wrong?
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Eurgh! Frogg, how long would it take to build another army of Loserines
0:10:52 > 0:10:54to kick THEIR butts?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Uh?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57OK, then!
0:10:57 > 0:11:01How long till their batteries run out?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd