Gameageddon

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07'This is the dawning of a perfectly evil day.'

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Evil.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13SCREAMING

0:00:13 > 0:00:18'A new fragrance from Voltar Industries International.'

0:00:18 > 0:00:20SCREAMING

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Evil.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Evil perfume may cause hives, flatulence and temporary bloating.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Muh-hah-hah-hah! Huh?

0:00:31 > 0:00:36- Hee-hee! Huh?- Argh!- Oh!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Another rainy day.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11That makes 15 in a row.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Don't worry, guys. One day the clouds will part

0:01:16 > 0:01:17and the sun will shine again.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Well, I don't want to wait. I want to have fun now.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Fun!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Not bad!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32BANG

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Oh! - I've got an idea.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- What is it? - Puppies In A Basket.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46BOTH: Huh?

0:01:48 > 0:01:52It's only the best, most greatest board game ever

0:01:52 > 0:01:53in the whole wide world.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57You spin the wheel and move your basket

0:01:57 > 0:02:00along the happy highway picking up puppy cards.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03You go through the doggy doorway past the yummy gumdrop trees,

0:02:03 > 0:02:07over rainbow bridge and into the candy cloud castle.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Whoever reaches the candy cloud castle first with

0:02:09 > 0:02:11a full basket of puppies wins.

0:02:13 > 0:02:19- I don't think so.- Come on. I'll even let you have the red basket.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21THUNDER

0:02:22 > 0:02:25What's the worst that can happen?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Four!- Aw! A poodle puppy.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Muh-hah-hah-hah! My puppy will defeat you all.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Six.- Cheater! Spin again!- No!

0:02:44 > 0:02:50Rule 7A, "No player shall touch the basket of another

0:02:50 > 0:02:52"player during another player's turn."

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Aw! It's a beagle.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Hmm!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Ow!- Rule 200B.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11"Any player caught stealing a puppy card shall go back two squares."

0:03:11 > 0:03:14What? I can't cheat?! No fair!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I don't want to play this stupid game any more.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Rule 27C, "No player may leave the game ever

0:03:21 > 0:03:24"until the game has been won."

0:03:24 > 0:03:27THUNDER

0:03:27 > 0:03:29My turn.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Hmm!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Mm-mm!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Hmm-hmm! - SMOOCH!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Huh?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Oh!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- SLURP! - Hmm!

0:03:51 > 0:03:52BELCH!

0:03:58 > 0:04:03Six. This is it!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I am going over the rainbow bridge to the candy cloud castle.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Ha-ha-ha!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15You're my little dumplings! Yes, you are!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18SMOOCH!

0:04:18 > 0:04:23Daddy loves his little puppy dumplings. Yes, he does.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- I think he's lost it.- Big deal.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29What about the game? He's going to win.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Just one more turn and I win.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35What did I get, Doktor Frogg?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Is it a Great Dane? A Chihuahua?

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I think we should choose another one.

0:04:44 > 0:04:51Rule 12B, "No player may shun his chosen puppy card."

0:04:51 > 0:04:53READ IT!

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Ahem. "You have a tiny hole in your basket."

0:04:57 > 0:05:05Ahem! "Your puppies have run away. Go back to the beginning."

0:05:05 > 0:05:12In your face, Red! Where are your cute little dumplings now?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15# You lost your puppies You lost your puppies. #

0:05:15 > 0:05:17No, no, no!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Puppies, puppies! Wait, come back!

0:05:24 > 0:05:30I'm terribly sorry, old chap, but we have other trees to sniff.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33No, no!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Agh!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43# You've just lost your puppies # You've just lost your puppies

0:05:43 > 0:05:45# You've just lost your puppies! #

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Voltar, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54You want to play games with the big boys? This is how we roll.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Where did he go?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02YOU put a hole in my basket!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04He did it!

0:06:04 > 0:06:08RED MENACE ROARS

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Hang on!

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I told you to lay off, man. You've pushed him past his breaking point.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18We need to calm him down.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Hey, guys, who's up for a round of milkshakes?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25RED MENACE ROARS

0:06:25 > 0:06:27What about our game?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29RED MENACE ROARS

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Run! Argh!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35RED MENACE ROARS

0:06:40 > 0:06:43PUPPIES!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47You think I'M a sore loser? What's with him anyway?

0:06:49 > 0:06:53It is known as Fully Aggressive Recreational Tournament Syndrome.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Or FARTS.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56LAUGHTER

0:06:56 > 0:06:58This is serious stuff, man!

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Losing those puppies has caused Red's already fragile

0:07:02 > 0:07:05grip on reality to slip completely.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- He thinks the game is real! - LAUGHTER

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- AARGH!- I don't care what the reason is.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18We need to calm Red down before he destroys the entire lair.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19I can see only one solution.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Continue playing the game and let Red win.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26You want me to lose on purpose?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30The choice is clear - the lair or the game.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Fine(!) But how are we going to play?

0:07:32 > 0:07:38In case you hadn't noticed, there's a rampaging super minion out there.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40BELCH!

0:07:42 > 0:07:43I have an idea.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47# League Of Super Evil. #

0:07:51 > 0:07:56- I look ridiculous. - The sight of adorable puppies

0:07:56 > 0:07:59should lull Red into a slightly more stable state.

0:07:59 > 0:08:04Remember, at the first sign of any trouble drop to the floor

0:08:04 > 0:08:05and frolic.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10There it is.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16You have been bad little puppies.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Frolic! Frolic!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21BARKING

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Ooh-ooh, frolicking!

0:08:24 > 0:08:30I've been looking everywhere for you. Get back in your basket.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32You too.

0:08:32 > 0:08:40- Woof-woof! But we want to play the game with you. Arf arf!- Game?

0:08:40 > 0:08:47- Ruff-ruff! Please?- Well, anything for my furry dumplings.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50One, ha-ha!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53One again!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Six! Yes!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Aw! Mwah!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03It's working! Just spin a one!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Fine! One!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09"Take a trip to the puppy store

0:09:09 > 0:09:12"and collect five free puppy cards." Wait, no!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Yes!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oops!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18What?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Surprise!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22You're not puppies! AARGH!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Run!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29AARGH!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Wait a minute. Keep playing.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37NERVOUS LAUGHTER

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Whoa!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Aargh!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Quick, upstairs.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Huh?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Aargh!- Oh!

0:10:11 > 0:10:17Red just needs a six and he'll win the game. We are almost there.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Got it.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Oh, no. Curses!- Come on.

0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Yes! Red, you won.- I did?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Ha-ha! I won, I won!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yes! Whoo-hoo!

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Yes! Look at that. We can play outside now.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I know, let's play tag.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Fine, you're it.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01No, I'm NOT!

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