0:00:01 > 0:00:03Ha-ha.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06There you go, Doomie. Much tastier than a dirty old couch.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08DOOMAGEDDON GRUNTS
0:00:09 > 0:00:11DOOMAGEDDON SNARLS
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Argh!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ow!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Argh! Gah! Argh! Ahhh!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Oh! Ow!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24OK, seriously!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28We are never buying chew toys from that voodoo shop again! Argh!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah. Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- Hee-hee!- Puh! Argh!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Argh!- Ow!- Ahhh!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05DRILL RATTLES
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Morning, Frogg.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And we'll make this the kitchen.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- DRILL RATTLES - Er, Voltar! What's going on?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I've come up with my most brilliant plan ever.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20It came to me earlier today.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Huh?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29VOLTAR GASPS
0:01:30 > 0:01:34We are going to open our very own restaurant,
0:01:34 > 0:01:38and serve our customers gross, doomhound flavoured food!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41You can't be serious!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Now get to work, Frogg.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49We need to transform our super evil lair into a super evil restaurant!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56HE SIGHS
0:02:03 > 0:02:06VOLTAR GASPS It's beautiful!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09OK! So we finished your stupid restaurant.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Can I go read my book now? - Ha! The only book you'll be reading
0:02:12 > 0:02:15is The Nincompoop's Guide To Waiting Tables!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17MAN WHISTLES Hop to it, Frogg. Chop chop!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19HE GROANS
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I get to be the cook!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Doop-de-do-do-do.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- SERVICE BELL RINGS - One surprise and one hair-ball soup,
0:02:33 > 0:02:34ready to go!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- HE GASPS - Which one's the surprise
0:02:37 > 0:02:39and which one's the soup?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Oh, hee-hee. Guess that's the surprise.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Bone appetite! Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Eugh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Arggghhh!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00You're supposed to eat the food, not run away from it!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oooh, what's the point of making gross food
0:03:05 > 0:03:07if no-one's going to eat it?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I think it needs more sock.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Grrr!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Nobody in their right mind is going to eat something
0:03:17 > 0:03:19that looks and smells like that!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22The sooner someone eats your stupid, gross food,
0:03:22 > 0:03:26the sooner you claim your - ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ay! - victory!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30And the sooner I can get back to reading my book in peace and quiet!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Grrr.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Where did you learn how to cook, Doktor Frogg?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Er, I don't know! I guess cooking's kind of like mad science.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Minus the random explosions and, you know, horrible injuries.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Voila! One potage of doom hound split ends!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59RED MENACE GIGGLES
0:03:59 > 0:04:03It's what happy must taste like!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Grr...eek!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I know it looks like a dive,
0:04:07 > 0:04:11but you insisted we try some place new.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Ha!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Well then, let's see how they like your soup!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Sure thing, Voltar.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20HE WHISTLES
0:04:20 > 0:04:22VOLTAR SNIGGERS
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Buon appetito!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28HE SNIGGERS NASTILY
0:04:28 > 0:04:29BOTH: Huh!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39MORE!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43What?! But it's made with doomhound hair!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It tastes so good! We'll pay you anything for it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51You heard the man and old lady, work culinary magic! Chop chop!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53On it!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Ha-ha-muah-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07DING DING
0:05:07 > 0:05:09One consomme of pan-dimensional dandruff!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13HE WHISTLES CONTENTEDLY
0:05:13 > 0:05:15THEY LAUGH MENACINGLY
0:05:15 > 0:05:20One arugula toenail salad with almond vinaigrette drizzle.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Hmmm!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'm a culinary genius! And I'm loving it!
0:05:42 > 0:05:48Woo-hoo! I'm rich and I'M loving it! Muh-hah-hah-hah!!
0:05:48 > 0:05:53HUBBUB OF EXCITED CHATTER
0:05:53 > 0:05:56FRENCH ACCENT: Fellow restaurateurs,
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I'm glad you could make it on such short notice
0:05:58 > 0:06:02to this emergency meeting of The Eating Alliance Of Doom.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07Force Fighters, Pronto Pizzas delivery guy,
0:06:07 > 0:06:12president and Maitre D' of Villains Jules Le Simian, thank you.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15And last but not least the cafeteria lady.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19The name's Helga!
0:06:19 > 0:06:24This Chez Voltar is muscling in on our turf.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26We haven't made sushi in weeks.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30And no-one seemed to notice our five minutes for free promotion!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Chez Voltar needs to be put out of business...permanently!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- ALL GASP - Hey, it's just business.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Yeah!- Yes. Absolument.- Mm-hmm.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43To the food mobile!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Erm...you mean my scooter?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yes, your scooter.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52VOLTAR LAUGHS EVILLY
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Who knew gross could make you so rich?!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Hold it!
0:07:00 > 0:07:05The Eating Alliance Of Doom is here to shut you down.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13FOOD FIGHT!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20HEY!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Those has-been restaurant owners will rue the day
0:07:24 > 0:07:26they messed with Chez Voltar!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27ATTACK!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42My potage! My flan!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Quick, please!
0:07:47 > 0:07:52HE CRIES: Don't give up, minions!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Ha-ha!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58COOK OFF!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59ALL: Huh! Cook off?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03You heard me. You, me, in a cooking competition.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07If I win, Chez Voltar stays open.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09And if we win?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11We close up shop forever.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Hmm, we accept your sporting challenge.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18What are you doing, Frogg?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Eating Alliance Of Doom is about to get served...
0:08:21 > 0:08:25some food! Muh-hah-hah-hah!!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28All right, folks.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Each team has a limited time to cook their yummiest nummies
0:08:32 > 0:08:34and wow our judges!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Cooks, are you ready?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Ready!
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Force fighters super team combo cooking actualisation!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Umph! Ready!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Ha-ha!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Let's cook some gross!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Doomie, I need some slime!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Where's that ear wax?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Bleugh! This does not taste like potage.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18You're right, that's meat surprise!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, I thought we were making pizzas.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23We voted for sushi.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Meat surprise!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Time's up. Chefs, present your dishes!
0:09:34 > 0:09:40We give you this sushi pizza burger surprise...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Eugh.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Oh...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Eugh!
0:09:49 > 0:09:55I knew we should have gone for the surprise pizza sushi loaf.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00I give you a doomhound slime-glazed roast
0:10:00 > 0:10:04with pan dimensional nail clippings,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07a light snot sauce with a slight waft of burp.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10IMPRESSED GASPS AND MURMURING
0:10:13 > 0:10:14A hair! Gross!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Eugh!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17EVERYONE GASPS
0:10:17 > 0:10:20But you've been eating hair and fur this whole time!
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Yeah, when it was fancy doomhound hair, not disgusting, eugh,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27mad scientist hair.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30CRIES OF DISGUST
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I guess The Eating Alliance Of Doom wins.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ohhh.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41YEAH!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Yes! Victory!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46WHAT?!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Well, people did get grossed-out by our food, right?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54AH! No...wait!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59'Well, at least I'm still delicious.'
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