Henchstrike

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04So, you're sure this will work? HE LAUGHS

0:00:04 > 0:00:08Trust me, Voltar. One sip of my patented monster serum,

0:00:08 > 0:00:10and you'll be transformed

0:00:10 > 0:00:14into the evilest-looking creature ever.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Then, we could just scare Steve, right?

0:00:17 > 0:00:20Ah! Among other things.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Argh!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28So, did it work?

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Cut!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Muh-hah-hah-hah! Henchbots 17 & 32,

0:01:01 > 0:01:03prepare to be merged into one

0:01:03 > 0:01:07almighty Henchpod!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10What I meant, 17 + 32 is...

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Ah-ahem!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20You guys mind cleaning up after yourselves?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Erm, minions!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27This door isn't going to open itself!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Now, look.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Ay!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Eat my rock sandwich, Voltar!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39The only sandwich I'm tasting

0:01:39 > 0:01:42is the sweet sandwich of victory.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45With a side of paper!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49For the last time, Henchbot 32,

0:01:49 > 0:01:52paper beats rock!

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Bah! Now there's TOO much mustard on my pickle sundae.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Make me another one!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Mm. Cheer up, guys!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Behind Voltar's harsh and unfeeling exterior,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13lies another harsh and unfeeling exterior.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16But, under THAT harsh and unfeeling exterior,

0:02:16 > 0:02:18he's a little villain who cares.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Ah!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I wanted to thank you

0:02:22 > 0:02:26for all your hard work.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31You're the best!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Hello! My toenails won't trim themselves!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44What? Where's they going?!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I think the Henchpods are on strike!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50# League Of Super Evil! #

0:02:50 > 0:02:53"When there's a year off for vacation?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56"Fire-resistant underwear when catapulting into the sun.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59"Danger paper. Any dinosaur bites?"

0:02:59 > 0:03:02They'll do their walky, sticky thing for a bit.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Get bored, and get back to what they're good at. Taking orders.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11How do you close these things again?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Henchpod 17 usually does it.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Eh! Maybe just leave them up.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Looks like you Henchpods could use a cold drink

0:03:21 > 0:03:25after protesting. How about a cool glass of Oil Aid?

0:03:28 > 0:03:32What? Huh-huh! Hey. This is kind of fun.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36We want more frequent oil changes! Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Look at me, Doomy.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm protesting!

0:03:40 > 0:03:41HE GULPS

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Doomageddon?!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Time for my sponge bath!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Red! Doomageddon! Where are you going?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55We're on strike, too!

0:03:55 > 0:04:00I didn't know it'd be so much fun. We get to sing slogans, make signs.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Traitors!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Henchmen! Ha!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- What are they good for? - Absolutely nothing!- You said it!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11How hard can it be for two evil geniuses

0:04:11 > 0:04:13to run a Super Evil League?

0:04:13 > 0:04:17PHONE RINGS What's that sound?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I think it's coming from over...here.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Hello?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- PHONE RINGS - Or here!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26- PHONE RINGS - There!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30PHONE RINGS

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Help! Help! Help me with this thing!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34PHONE RINGS

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Shouldn't be hard for geniuses like us.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41ALL: Argh!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43PHONE RINGS

0:04:43 > 0:04:45No more!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Make it stop!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Go away!

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Get! Get!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Ooh!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56PHONE RINGS Make it stop!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Make it stop!

0:05:02 > 0:05:07Hey! Watch the merchandise! This dangerously-unstable chemical

0:05:07 > 0:05:10is the only thing to get my armour sparkling clean!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Not so fast, Skullossus!

0:05:12 > 0:05:16That hazardous waste belongs to the good people of Metrotown!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18HE GRUNTS

0:05:20 > 0:05:23You guys mind taking care of him?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I'm going to get some ice cream.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27HE LAUGHS

0:05:32 > 0:05:33I...oh!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Double that order of toxic armour polish.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Got butterscotch over my suit.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Goody! More minions for our strike!

0:05:52 > 0:05:56He-he-he-he. A little to the left...

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yes!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Now, now. No falling down on the job!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Huh-huh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Uh!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Prrr!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh! Yeah ! Woo!

0:06:18 > 0:06:22I'm so happy so many of you joined our fun strike!

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Don't be shy. There's plenty of Oil Aid for everybody!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Yeah! Yeah! Woo!

0:06:34 > 0:06:38So, that's what that button does!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Aw!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Minions!

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I need you!

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Ah, it's so nice having a waiter around.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I know. Finally, someone to obey our orders.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01And this cooked food's a bonus.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05And how! That oven thing's impossible to figure out!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Thanks so much for inviting me here!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11But you invited me!

0:07:11 > 0:07:16Oh! Something's not right.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Yeah, Evil Stevens isn't wearing pants.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Yeah, my minions usually dress me.

0:07:24 > 0:07:30No, it's not that. It is that, but it's something else.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32It's apprehending time!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Cop out!

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Well, without their minions, these guys are pushovers!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Take our guests to their new homes.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Complex 47's jail cell!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51DOOMAGEDDON SNORES

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Man, I didn't know not getting any orders

0:07:54 > 0:07:57could be so...boring!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58BUZZING

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Wait! I think I just heard somebody give an order.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Uh-uh!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08What we need is a mission!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Our glorious leaders have been captured!- So?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15So...

0:08:15 > 0:08:19It might be fun to go and rescue them!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21We can even make it into a game!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Negative.- Cannot comply. Extreme strike mode activated.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30Why, just a second ago, we were complaining that we were bored,

0:08:30 > 0:08:34and needed someone to tell us what to do.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35THEY CONFER

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Well, I'm telling us what to do!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41We're going to save our evil leaders,

0:08:41 > 0:08:44so they can boss us around!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I know it's not easy being a minion!

0:08:47 > 0:08:52But thankless, back-breaking labour isn't just what we were born to do,

0:08:52 > 0:08:54it is our destiny!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Who's with me?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58CHEERING

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Halt!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13We're under strict orders not to let anyone in.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Did you say, "Strict orders"?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I think you need to see this!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21"Health plan. Free donuts in the break room"?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24"Bathroom breaks"? STRIKE!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27It's a minion march!

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Come to liberate their leaders. Not on our watch!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Glory away!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Boom-boom-ba-boom!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Anybody know how to work this thing?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45The sweat troopers usually handle it.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47HE COUGHS

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Oh, man!

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Hello!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Red!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Who needs elevators, with super strength?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Evil-doer minions, assume

0:10:06 > 0:10:10the about-to-get-pummeled-by-heroes position!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Why didn't you say we could get paid in money, not day-old muffins?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Ah... Oh!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22You see, that's very interesting.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Erm... Run!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26THEY CHEER

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Great work, minions!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29I can't believe you did it!

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Now get us out of these cells!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Sure thing, boss.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38But we have one tiny condition!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Huh?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Hmm.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Why do I keep pressing that button?

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Wow! A week of being in charge is kind of fun, hey, guys?

0:10:55 > 0:10:56BOTH: Uh!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00This might be a good time to discuss a minion health plan?!

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