0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you ready for the evil staring contest?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Ready.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08DOOMAGEDDON GROWLS
0:00:08 > 0:00:09On your marks, get set, stare.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11WHISTLE BLOWS
0:00:11 > 0:00:17GROWLING AND GRUNTING
0:00:17 > 0:00:19CLOCK TICKS
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Aargh!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:00:24 > 0:00:27I guess we have a tie. Want to give it another go, guys?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29DOKTOR FROGG SOBS
0:00:29 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:32 > 0:00:33He-he-he!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Hah-hah-hah!- Huh?- Hah!
0:00:58 > 0:01:06EVIL LAUGHTER
0:01:09 > 0:01:13MAN WHISTLES
0:01:13 > 0:01:14VOLTAR LAUGHS
0:01:14 > 0:01:16BIN CLANGS
0:01:16 > 0:01:18VOLTAR COUGHS
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yay, Voltar.
0:01:20 > 0:01:27What is wrong with these people? I demand to be acknowledged.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28All you did was switch
0:01:28 > 0:01:31the recycling bin's paper and plastic signs, Voltar.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I mean, come on.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Yes, Frogg, dooming proper recycling forever.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah! Muh-hah... Oh.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's OK, Voltar,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48these days it seems no-one appreciates a good maniacal laugh.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:01:51 > 0:01:53PEOPLE SCREAMING AND CRYING
0:01:53 > 0:01:56EVIL LAUGHTER
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Clearly these unrefined people only appreciate
0:02:02 > 0:02:07a typical cliched evil laugh.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Well, you know, Voltar,
0:02:08 > 0:02:13I could build a device that would give you a better...
0:02:13 > 0:02:17I mean, more cliched laugh that these people would acknowledge.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Acknowledge, huh.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21EVIL LAUGHTER
0:02:21 > 0:02:23PEOPLE SCREAM
0:02:23 > 0:02:25What sort of device?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Introducing the whopper voice swapper.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Swaps your voice with the first voice to meet your voice needs.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Ooh.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36It comes in three easy settings.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Commanding...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Menacing, muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:02:40 > 0:02:41And annoying.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I think I'm in a commanding mood today, Frogg.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46You know, Voltar,
0:02:46 > 0:02:50you should really just like yourself for who you are.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55I do and I am perfect. Now make my voice fitter.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Power up, the whopper voice swapper.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00BEEP
0:03:00 > 0:03:04ELECTRICAL NOISE
0:03:04 > 0:03:05WHIRRING
0:03:05 > 0:03:09My fellow sweat troopers, there comes a time in a soldier's life
0:03:09 > 0:03:12when he's given a mission of such crucial importance.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13ELECTRICAL SOUNDS
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: - It must be taken very seriously.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21CLEARS THROAT
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Therefore...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26LAUGHTER
0:03:26 > 0:03:28GARGLING
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Me, me, me, me. What is wrong with my voice?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35LAUGHTER
0:03:35 > 0:03:39HE SCREAMS
0:03:39 > 0:03:42EVIL LAUGHTER
0:03:42 > 0:03:45IN A DEEP VOICE: Red, Frogg, let's go to the park.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51MUSIC
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Muh-hah-hah-hah! - Oh.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55BABY GURGLES Muh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57BABY CRIES Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hah.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Hah-hah!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07# The great Voltar had a laugh Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# With a muh-hah here and a muh-hah there,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Here a muh, there a hah
0:04:11 > 0:04:14# Everywhere a muh-hah-hah-hah-hah. #
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Here, take them all, just please, no more laughter.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Soldier, tuck in that shirt.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40You missed a spot.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44DOG BARKS
0:04:44 > 0:04:45DOG GROWLS
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Erm, sit.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I demand to be acknowledged.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Boo! WOMAN SCREAMS
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Oh no, not those sort of recyclables.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Victory.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Erm, that is the best evil laugh I have ever heard.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Please, you must join us in the Federation Of Nefarious Minds.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Federation, eh?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Er, ahem.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, er, us two, right? Ha-ha.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah!
0:05:31 > 0:05:36All those in favour of making the guy with the great evil laugh
0:05:36 > 0:05:39our new leader say, "Muh-hah-hah".
0:05:39 > 0:05:41AUDIENCE: Muh-hah-hah.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Muh-hah-hah. Muh-hah-hah.
0:05:44 > 0:05:49What's our first evil plan, handsome?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I'm so glad you asked, for you see
0:05:52 > 0:05:57the tyranny of the recycling bin has gone on too long.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Weren't you saying just earlier,
0:06:01 > 0:06:05that we should use your uncannily similar
0:06:05 > 0:06:10general sergeant voice to access Complex 47's voice activated vault
0:06:10 > 0:06:12and steal the new mutation rate?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Sure, whatever.
0:06:19 > 0:06:26And then we use the mutation to mutate every recycling bin in town
0:06:26 > 0:06:30and maybe even a few compost bins too.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Ah.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Waffle.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- What do we do?- I don't know.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54We need orders.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05If you had a voice, it would be squeaky too, wouldn't it?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Squeak, squeak.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11My voice.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Keep them from the vault, men.
0:07:36 > 0:07:42Enough. You're not leaving here with that mutation ray or my voice.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Why?
0:07:44 > 0:07:50Because, the word shall not bend to Evil Chaos
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- and tiny annoying villains.- Hey!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Good, rise above and conquer evil,
0:07:57 > 0:08:02but first, our voices must be heard.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11What kind of voice is that?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Come on, let's fight.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Pull, pull!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Push, push!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38I mean, pull, pull!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43We can.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58Put the whopper voice swapper onto full power.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Full power?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Frogg?
0:09:14 > 0:09:19I may have somehow accidentally set it to annoying
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and it gave you your voice.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Stop!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Voiceocologically gifted or not?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38We all have the right to be evil,
0:09:38 > 0:09:43for you see, I also use a voice swapper.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I, as well, old bean.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53No more living a lie.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Huh, does this mean...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I still get to be your leader?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05No, you're too annoying.
0:10:07 > 0:10:13Now, if you folks are all done with the touchy-feely stuff, get out!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Victory.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27How could you possibly call that a victory?
0:10:27 > 0:10:33Erm, hello, I totally get credit for my evil recycling scheme.
0:10:34 > 0:10:40That's one R down, reduce and re-use are next.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51See, I still have a way better laugh.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01LAUGHS MANIACALLY
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