The Art of Eviiil

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05First one to the phone gets to make the call. Sweet evil, what is that?!

0:00:05 > 0:00:09Oh, pl... I'm not falling for that old...

0:00:12 > 0:00:14RED HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Whoo-hoo!

0:00:19 > 0:00:24I win! Pronto Pizza? One pizza, no cheese, and no sauce, please.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28There's got to be any easier way to figure out who picks pizza toppings.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah! Huh?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03GENERAL CHATTER

0:01:11 > 0:01:18- Now, THAT is a statement.- Indeed. It grab you, shake you very soul.

0:01:20 > 0:01:27The Art of Eviiil! Finally, a reason to visit this dumb place.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32Now - where'd they hang my incredibly wicked and awesome portrait?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Please! Doomageddon could paint that.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44How is playing a guitar supposed to be evil?

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Er... Maybe it's out of tune?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Where do you think they hung your portrait, Voltar?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Red, your painting of me is so unbelievably awesome,

0:01:55 > 0:01:58that I bet they have it on display in its own special wing -

0:01:58 > 0:02:01with guards, and lasers and sharks.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Where'd they put it? It's only like, the best painting ever!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I hope they hung it in a shady area.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14The sun might melt the glue I used for the macaroni and glitter.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Doomageddon found it!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Told you! Its own wing!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25HE SCREAMS What?!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31HE BELCHES

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Eating garbage can't be good for Doomageddon's cold!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42No!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48My precious... My precious!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51How DARE those so-called art lovers

0:02:51 > 0:02:54shun such magnificence!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00A-ha...

0:03:00 > 0:03:05Perfect. I'll show them all what REAL art is all about.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Hey. What are you doing in my office?- Justice Gene?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Not exactly. I've been promoted.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Now its Museum Gene! Art protector.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Wow.- Yeah. And don't try any funny business.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I'm keeping my eyes on you.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Minions - keep Gene distracted.

0:03:36 > 0:03:42It's time I get in touch with my artistic side!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Tee-hee... Tee-hee-hee-hee...

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hello there.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52What's that? You can't see?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Well - maybe this will help.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59HE LAUGHS

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Oh, and you are, my friend, just are not evil enough.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12HE LAUGHS

0:04:12 > 0:04:15DOOR OPENS >

0:04:17 > 0:04:21- RED HUMS - OK? How you doing...?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- What are you doing? - Why, I'm...distracting you!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27What...? Whoo!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oh... I completely feel his pain.

0:04:31 > 0:04:37Something deep within fights to get out, he can no longer keep it in.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Let it out, I say, let it out!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42SPLAT!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45What have you done?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48It is...brilliant!

0:04:48 > 0:04:55Absolutely brilliant. You, sir, are a genius.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57But he just sneezed!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Just... sneezed?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Mr Doomageddon has more talent in his sneeze

0:05:04 > 0:05:09than these so-called artists have in their entire bodies.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14What vision. What a statement. What a sneeze!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Er...indeed.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20This portrait now perfectly reflects

0:05:20 > 0:05:23society's indulgence in corporate consumerism.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26APPLAUSE AND GASPS

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hey! Sneeze on mine.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Brilliant!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Let it rip, poochie!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43GASPS

0:05:47 > 0:05:49MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLING

0:05:56 > 0:05:57SNARLING

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Yes...? - HE SCREAMS

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, no!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12ROARING

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I really needed to use that!

0:06:31 > 0:06:35But I appreciate your vision!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Everyone. To the exit!

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Well - at least we're all safe.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Where's Voltar?!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52VOLTAR SNIGGERS

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Hasn't anyone told you how important it is to floss?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01GROWLING

0:07:01 > 0:07:05We need to save a Voltar! Who's with me?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Fine. We'll just do it ourselves.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13"We"?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20BANGING

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Save me, Red!

0:07:24 > 0:07:29I'd er... wait a while before going in there.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Gene. The museum's being destroyed.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Don't worry, I opened the window. It'll air out in no time.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38No! The evil artwork is alive!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42What? Well...they didn't count on tangling with...

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Museum Gene!

0:07:45 > 0:07:50I must protect the art at all costs. At all costs!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52HE CACKLES

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Looks like someone needs a makeover!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Voltar

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, hey, guys. Perfect timing.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Watch me give the cougar a handlebar moustache.

0:08:03 > 0:08:09- Voltar - the painting!- It's alive!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Alive...? What d'you mean, alive?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Yike! Oh - THAT alive.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20ALL SCREAM

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Aaaaaaaagh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:30Let me introduce you... to the art of justice!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37TWANG! TWANG!

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Frogg was right, that guitar does need tuning.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Aaagh...

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Ohhhh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46SNIGGERING

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Not...my...flashlight!

0:08:54 > 0:08:58I've got a paintbrush, and I'm not afraid to use it!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02SIZZLING

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Oh...- That's it!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Chemicals in the paint appear to neutralise

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Doomy's pan-dimensional germs!

0:09:15 > 0:09:21Hmm. Looks like the brush is mightier than the jar! Get painting, minions!

0:09:21 > 0:09:27Hey, Mr Suitcase. Looks like you're...out to lunch!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35SNARLING

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Ha-ha!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Ha-ha-ha!- I'll help...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- No...!- Huh-huh-huh!

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Erm...should we?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Nah.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Whoa... Phew! Thanks, guys.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Er...guys? I've got to stock!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Guys...? Guys...!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02That was the last of them.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09The exhibit! It's ruined!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Got to fix this... I got to fix it!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Is...it...over?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20I...can explain!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Brilliant!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- A tour de force. - It really catches the human spirit.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:10:33 > 0:10:39Well, Doomy - looks like your career as an artist is over.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41HE SNEEZES

0:10:41 > 0:10:42SPLAT!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Euwww!

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Voltar, look! Doomy's sneeze left a perfect outline of you!

0:10:51 > 0:10:57Well! I guess I got my portrait up in this place after all.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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