0:00:03 > 0:00:06I bet you we can ruin his inner peace in no time.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07DOKTOR FROGG LAUGHS
0:00:07 > 0:00:08DOOMAGEDDON GRUNTS
0:00:11 > 0:00:13HE BELCHES
0:00:20 > 0:00:22EXPLOSION
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Huh? Guys, I hate to be a nag,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27but could you keep the noise down?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29THEY GROAN
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Uhhh...
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Huh?- Aargh!- Oof!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Aargh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37# League Of Super Evil
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Aargh!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oooh!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# League Of Super Evil. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Woo-hoo!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Day off!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I can't believe you're giving us the day off, Voltar.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Hey, even super-evil needs to take a break.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Ooh!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13So many lazy possibilities.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Er...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Have fun, minions!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22DOKTOR FROGG COUGHS
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Oh.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Hmmm. Gee, I wonder what other villains are up to today.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Whatever it is, they probably won't have to ride the bus.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Mighty Skullmandos,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44the preparations for my latest plan are nearly complete.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Soon, I shall be able to drill a hole to the centre of the earth,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53cracking the puny earth planet in two!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56MOBILE RINGS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03It is for you, my lord.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Hello?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Yes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Ah.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ahem. Yes.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I...understand.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Mighty Skullmandos.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16There has been a change of plans.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20My big date has been rescheduled for tonight.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Ohhh! How am I supposed to bring about the total destruction
0:02:25 > 0:02:29of the earth AND get ready for my big date at the same time?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Huh?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Uhhh!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Huh?- Uhhh.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oof!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39# The Skullo Show! #
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Skullossus!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44# Skullossus!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46# Skullossus!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48# Skullossus!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51# Skullossus!
0:02:51 > 0:02:52HE LAUGHS
0:02:52 > 0:02:53That's me!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57# The Skullo Show! #
0:02:57 > 0:03:00ONE PERSON APPLAUDS
0:03:00 > 0:03:02So, er...where were we?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Your date, sir.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Oh, right.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Execute the plan as scheduled,
0:03:08 > 0:03:12while I make a quick trip to the foolish human planet
0:03:12 > 0:03:14to get ready for my date.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Do not fail me, minions!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19The fate of the world -
0:03:19 > 0:03:21and, to a lesser extent, my date -
0:03:21 > 0:03:23rests in your hands!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33PEOPLE GASP AND SCREAM
0:03:33 > 0:03:36The first task on my date to-do list -
0:03:36 > 0:03:39pick up my evening suit.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Foolish dry cleaner patrons!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46It is I, the mighty Skullossus.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Hand over my delicates or prepare to meet thy doom!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Take a number, hot shot.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57What?! They'll meet their doom, all right.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00So what happened was,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Voltar gave me the day off today,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05so I figured, what a great opportunity
0:04:05 > 0:04:08to get a head start on my week's chores, you know?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11So I'm going to clean the gutters, sort the recyclables, and then...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hey, green guy! Can we speed this up?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Shhh, shhh.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Some people can be so rude.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Always go, go, go!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Ohhh.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24And that's pretty much everything that's ever happened to me.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Thanks, Mr Papadopoulos!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Did you know that one in four people can whistle through their nose?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35My grandfather was a champion nose-whistler...
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Grrrr!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39..I remember, he won the nasal gold in the all-nose nasal...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Finally!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Here you go, young man.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46These aren't mine!
0:04:46 > 0:04:51Oh! Must have given your laundry to that nice, polite young man.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Again?!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Man, I really need to find a new dry cleaner.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ohhh.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I think this is yours.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Ewww. Too warm.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Yes!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Ohhh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hey, I know a great dry cleaner.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16# Skullossus! #
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Next on the list for my date of doom...
0:05:20 > 0:05:21chocolates!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Ha ha.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Ah, a chocolate booth. How convenient.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Tremble, foolish vendor!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32For today, I, the mighty Skullossus,
0:05:32 > 0:05:34will be taking your chocolate!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Ahem. For the recommended retail price.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Don't you see, man?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42There is no more chocolate, man!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44He ate it, man!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46He ate it all, man!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Oh, no, you don't!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Let...go!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Aaarghhh!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05CRASH
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Chocolate -
0:06:07 > 0:06:08check.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Foolish flowers are next!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16# The Skullo Show. #
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Over here! - GIRL LAUGHS
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Huh? Aargh!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23SHE CRIES
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Ohhh!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Hee hee!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31HE CACKLES
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Here's another one.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I know that wilting flowers is a total waste of my evil genius,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37but it is my day off.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Ahhh.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Chocolates, check.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Ha ha ha!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Suit, check.- Ha ha ha!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46And foolish flowers, check.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48This date may well go well yet.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49DOKTOR FROGG CACKLES
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I have no quarrel with you, mad scientist,
0:06:52 > 0:06:56but should you ruin my flowers, the consequences will be dire.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Ooh! Must...resist...
0:06:59 > 0:07:02urge to...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04destroy flowers!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Grrrrr!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I probably shouldn't have done that. Aargh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16MOBILE RINGS
0:07:17 > 0:07:19OK, this had better be good.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Ummm, my Lord,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I've got good news and bad news.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Well, the good news is that we did complete the giant drill on time.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33The bad news is that we appear to be under attack.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37My giant space drill?!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40You got lucky.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Aargh!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Thank you!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Prepare for immediate teleportation.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Now it's too cold.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Bleurgh! Hey!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59My Lord Skullossus,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01how go the date preparations?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03What do you think?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05SHOUTS AND FIRING
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Get off my space station!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I'm trying to crack the earth in two here.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14It's time for a crack, all right.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Of justice!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18A) That doesn't make sense,
0:08:18 > 0:08:22and B) this really isn't a good time, general!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25It's always a good time...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27for justice!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Grrr!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34THEY GRUNT
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Admiral...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47switch on the giant...drill!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51The only drill you'll be switching on...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54is the sweet drill...
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Yeah, of justice. Yeah, I get it. You like justice.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06PEOPLE SCREAM
0:09:10 > 0:09:11HE STRAINS
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Ohhh.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Ha ha!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Victory is mine, Sergeant.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Where is your precious justice now?!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21PEOPLE SCREAM
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Finally! Just right.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31EXPLOSION
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Huh? I hate Sloppy Slurps!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36HE SOBS
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Hey...
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Come on, don't worry.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41You'll get another chance to destroy the world.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Oh, it's not that.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I've got a big date tonight,
0:09:46 > 0:09:49but how am I going to impress her without fancy chocolates,
0:09:49 > 0:09:52a fancy suit or a fancy destroyed planet?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Aw, Skullossus, you don't need all that stuff.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59You can't find love in a box of chocolates,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01or in a fancy suit,
0:10:01 > 0:10:05or a grandiose display of planetary destruction.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Love comes from within, man.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Just be yourself, Skullossus.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Talk to her.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I'm sure she'll like you for who you are.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Oh...really?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You think so?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yeah. I know so.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Well...ahem.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Thank you for your wise words, General Sergeant.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'm off to my date.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Sooo...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33do we keep fighting, or...?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35SKULLOSSUS LAUGHS
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I like destructo-beams too!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Wow.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41We have so much in common.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43THEY LAUGH
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Aargh!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Ewww! Some people are trying to eat here.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51So, how was everyone's day off?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Well, I cleaned the gutters,
0:10:54 > 0:10:55- sorted the recyclables...- Ohhh!
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