The Cute of All Evil

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Yo! Voltar here with my first edition of Pranksters!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08When Justice Gene opens the door I douse him with water balloons

0:00:08 > 0:00:12then blast him with flour and shredded newspapers in a prank I call

0:00:12 > 0:00:17Extreme Papier-Mache Ma-ha-ha-Makeover!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Sorry!

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Ha! A pinata? Best birthday ever!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah! Huh?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Aaaaaah!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Heh-heh-heh, you sound like a bucket of pudding, man.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Guys, check this out.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22KITTEN PURRS

0:01:22 > 0:01:25So adooowable!

0:01:26 > 0:01:31Wook at him. He's so cute!

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Hmm, this cute is proving to be a formidable force.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41Well, I, the great Voltar, will harvest the power of cute...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44..for eeevil!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48FROGG GASPS

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Wook at the wittle guy!

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Ha ha.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58VOLTAR COUGHS

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Huh? AAAAW!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04His little paws are stuck in the yarn.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Yes! Woo-hoo!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19ANGRY MUTTERING

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- ALL:- Aww, look at that. So cute!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yes!

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Muh-hah-hah-hah! Look at all this free cute swag.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Yes! Yes! Yes!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ooh, imagine what else I could get if...

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Frogg, make me cute!

0:02:43 > 0:02:49But Voltar, with great cute comes great responsibility.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, he-he-he!

0:02:53 > 0:02:54OK, then.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Behold, the new face...

0:02:58 > 0:03:00..of EVIL!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09His little paws are so soft.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Tickle-tickle-tickle!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15STOP IT, RED! No-one tickles the great Voltar.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18HE SNIFFS

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Miaow!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22HE HOWLS

0:03:25 > 0:03:28If Doomageddon can't resist the cute,

0:03:28 > 0:03:32what hope does Metrotown have?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Mew! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Hee-hee!- Ha-ha!- Hee-hee!- Ha-ha!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Miaow!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Hey-hey-hey.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Miaow!

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Muh-hah-hah-hah!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59HEY!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Miaow.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06He's so cute!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Awww!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11THEY LAUGH

0:04:11 > 0:04:15ALL: Aww, look at that.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Miaow... want gifts.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20THEY GASP

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Miaow, want EXPENSIVE gifts.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- ALL:- Oooh!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35And a sweet ride.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37ENGINE REVS

0:04:37 > 0:04:39HORN HONKS

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Hmm, not bad.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Now build a statue to the glory of me,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47miaow, Voltar The Great, purr-purr.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Aww, Volty wants a statue.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55WHAT?!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I don't look like that!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh, right, the costume.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- ALL:- Oooh, wow!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05What?! Curses!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Crank it up, Frogg. I'm losing them.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Are you crazy, Voltar? It's too much cute to handle!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Just do it.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18OK, going from cupcake to bunny!

0:05:21 > 0:05:27Oh, the wittle fella needs some foody-woody.

0:05:27 > 0:05:34Milky-wilky fills kitty-witty's empty belly-welly with happy-wappy!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Miaow wants candy and double-stuffed pepperoni pizza suprema.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41THEY LAUGH

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Nah-ah, cute little kitties don't eat pizza.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49They dwink milky-wilky.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Gah, what?!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54They drink MILKY-WILKY!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Play with this BALL OF YARN!

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- Frogg, turn it down to cupcake. Repeat, cupcake!- I got it!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08No, wrong way! What have you done?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Cute overdrive.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Oh no, tewwified kitty needs hugs!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23HE SCREAMS

0:06:26 > 0:06:30HE PANTS

0:06:34 > 0:06:36KITTENS MEW

0:06:36 > 0:06:38COUGAR SNARLS

0:06:41 > 0:06:45SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Yummy snackies for my wittle partners in crime.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Oh, you are so good at distracting security guards

0:06:52 > 0:06:54while mummy wobs bank.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58And you are the most adorable kitty ever!

0:06:58 > 0:07:03With you, my cutie, I can take my scheme to the next level.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08Operation Shock and AAAWWWW!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Mew!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Poor little fella. He must be so scared all alone out there.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21OK, you do realise Voltar isn't REALLY a cat, right?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Mew!- There he is.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33The Cougar is using Voltar to lure those people.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36What? What a copycat!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Mew!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Miaow!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Oh, so cute.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51So powerful.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55ALL: Can't resist the cute!

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Voltar can't play with those other cats. He hasn't been vaccinated yet.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09SHE LAUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Kitty, boo-boo!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Must resist...

0:08:16 > 0:08:18the cute!

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I just want to scratch him behind his wittle ears.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Dollars and platinum credit cards. I'm rich!

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Let those kitties go.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Go ahead.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Try and stop me!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Must...look...away!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Puppies? YAY!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Huh? Did someone say puppies?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59ALL: Awww!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Ha! No-one upstages the Cougar.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05No-one!

0:09:07 > 0:09:12ALL: Awww!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16THEY SQUEAL AND SIGH

0:09:22 > 0:09:27PUPPY PLAYS BOOGIE-WOOGIE MUSIC

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Unleash the ultimate cute!

0:09:35 > 0:09:36It's a hamster

0:09:36 > 0:09:39eating popcorn

0:09:39 > 0:09:41on a piano!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43THEY ALL SQUEAL

0:09:44 > 0:09:50Whoa, I can hear unicorns and gumdrops.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Ssh, not too loud.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56We don't want to scare them away.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Sweet balls of yarn!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Eeek!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11KITTENS MEW

0:10:11 > 0:10:14PUPPIES GROWL AND SNARL

0:10:20 > 0:10:21That's not cute at all.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26POLICE SIREN WAILS

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Now, wait, I can explain.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32SHE PURRS

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Eww!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37You're going to the super-villain pound, lady.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Urgh! Well that does it.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47No more cute for me.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51It's all about leather jackets and spikes from now on.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52PUPPIES SNARL

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh crud!

0:10:55 > 0:11:00Stop, Doomageddon! STOP, DOOMAGEDDON!

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