0:00:01 > 0:00:05- Beautiful day, isn't it? - It sure is.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07PEOPLE SCREAM IN TERROR
0:00:07 > 0:00:11That growth serum Doomageddon drank will wear off, right?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Oh, probably.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Argh!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Yep. Beautiful day.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08No, please, anything but that! You can't take away our cable box!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Sorry, mister, but I've got to cut you off.
0:01:11 > 0:01:17Should've thought about it before "forgetting" to pay your bill 27 months in a row.
0:01:17 > 0:01:23But I want television! Minions, stop him! The lair of supreme evil cannot function without TV!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Suit yourself.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30We'll just read a book.
0:01:31 > 0:01:37Static. Static. Static. Oh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Cheer up, Voltar. It's a beautiful evening outside.
0:01:41 > 0:01:47Yeah, the perfect evening to sit inside and mindlessly watch TV.
0:01:47 > 0:01:56But I shall have my revenge. If I can't have TV then no-one can! Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04And there it is - the TV station's broadcast antenna.
0:02:05 > 0:02:12If we jam this bad boy, we can say ta-ta to TV! Bring out the jam!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16We didn't have to jam it literally.
0:02:20 > 0:02:29Mm, strawberry rhubarb. Soon all of Metrotown will cower in TV-less panic. No-one will be spared.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33No-one! Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Aaaaah!
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Oh, man. Just peanut butter again?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Thanks, giant jam jar!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Eeeeeee!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Hey!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59THEY SHOUT
0:02:59 > 0:03:01ALL: Aw, man!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08You guys are wasting your lives listening to that chattering cyclops
0:03:08 > 0:03:10when there are perfectly good books to read.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Yeah, TV good.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I think the TV just broke.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Ha ha!
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Take that, TV! Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:03:33 > 0:03:40We've lost our main satellite feed. There's absolutely no TV in all of Metrotown!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44This just in.... Wait a minute. If no-one's watching, that means we get...
0:03:44 > 0:03:48ALL: A day off!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52PEOPLE CHATTER HAPPILY
0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's like paper TV.
0:03:59 > 0:04:05What is going on? They're supposed to writhe in TV-less agony.
0:04:05 > 0:04:11Free of its TV-induced hypnosis, Metrotown is becoming... a better place.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Voltar accidentally did something good?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Nooooooo!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26I've never seen anything so...horrible.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29People are actually talking to each other.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32And the library never looked busier.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37Ha ha ha, free books for all!
0:04:40 > 0:04:49I need to do something about this. If I destroyed TV, I can bring it back.
0:04:52 > 0:05:00This is V-TV, the best and only TV in town.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03We now return to Brightness Bay.
0:05:06 > 0:05:12I am sorry, Miss Felicia Millionaire, but I'm not really your doctor.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Then who are you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I'm actually his evil twin.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33Ooh, this is brilliant! With our own TV station, we can draw people back to TV
0:05:33 > 0:05:40and undo the good we have inadvertently done.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44According to my ratings-o-meter, some people are watching.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50Of course they are, Frogg! With its quality evil programming, no-one can resist V-TV.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54BOTH: Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:05:56 > 0:06:02And now it's time for V-TV's prank show sensation, Doomed!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Hey, guys, I was just....
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh, no. Ah!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You've just been Doomed.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24We're back with Get It Right Or Else.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31OK, contestant, I'm going to ask you a question. If you get it wrong,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34you'll be plunged into this vat of mutant piranhas.
0:06:34 > 0:06:40If you get it right, you'll win these almost new pots and pans.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44OK, what colour is the sky?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Ooh, looks like you're getting the "or else".
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Argh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55This isn't how the show's supposed to work!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Welcome back to Mid-Afternoon With Voltar.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Our guest today, the one and only Skullosus.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07APPLAUSE
0:07:09 > 0:07:12So, what have you been up to, Skullosus, man?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Oh, this and that. Thinking about doing my part for the environment.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Maybe melt the polar ice caps or something. You know, villain stuff.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:07:26 > 0:07:31OK, who's ready to expand their minds with the power of...
0:07:31 > 0:07:35What in the name of glory?
0:07:35 > 0:07:41'You will never own Papa's unicorn ranch or Mama's rainbow recipe.'
0:07:41 > 0:07:47Uh, pardon me, Gene, I was wondering if you could tell me what's going on?
0:07:47 > 0:07:54Well, it turns out that the doctor's evil twin really was the doctor all along, and...
0:07:54 > 0:08:00And to think the world was almost free of TV's zombifying grip.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Shh!
0:08:01 > 0:08:09You're now watching V-TV, the best and only TV in town!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Time to take this V-TV off the air.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Shh!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17QUIETLY: Glory away!
0:08:17 > 0:08:23And for the grand prize, what do super villains do?
0:08:23 > 0:08:28Get defeated by superheroes!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33We would have also have accepted "laugh evilly". Ah!
0:08:41 > 0:08:46If anyone can tell me why this evil twin doctor
0:08:46 > 0:08:53and wealthy hench-bot supermodel shouldn't be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Aaah!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I object...to television!
0:08:58 > 0:09:04Oh, will that hench-bot supermodel ever find love?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Thank you, you're so kind, thank you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Now please welcome my musical guest, Rod Gothlington.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16# I'm calling my agent! #
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oh, great. Where am I going to get another musical guest on such short notice?
0:09:25 > 0:09:30It's time to put an end to TV once and for all.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Glory Guy, stop the madness!
0:09:36 > 0:09:44Sure, too much TV can be bad for you. But too much of anything can be bad for you.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Doktor Frogg, if you please.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Oh. # Dum dee dee doo dee... #
0:09:50 > 0:09:56- I feel a lesson coming up. - You can't forget that television can also bring people together,
0:09:56 > 0:10:00make us laugh, make us cry,
0:10:00 > 0:10:05make us care whether an evil twin doctor and robot supermodel get married.
0:10:05 > 0:10:12No TV show could ever replace a beautiful sunset or a day in the park with friends.
0:10:12 > 0:10:18- The key to it all is moderation. - Wise words, my green friend.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Maybe a little television can even be good.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- Hooray! - That was the best episode ever.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31So, are we still fighting?
0:10:31 > 0:10:39No, for as long as people don't forget to pay attention to each other, V-TV can stay.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Sweet.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41MOBILE RINGS
0:10:41 > 0:10:48Hey, man, I've got to get this. Oh, Doomdriver has a new profile picture on his Facetome.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Look, look, this cat is stuck in a cereal box.
0:10:52 > 0:10:58Boy, imagine if the internet had stopped working. Now that would have been evil.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Hmm. Heh heh heh heh!