0:00:03 > 0:00:06- Don't let 'em get away! - Hurry, minions!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Victory!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Yes!
0:00:17 > 0:00:22Ehh - needs salt. To the halls of glory!
0:00:22 > 0:00:28- There's got to be a safer way to find condiments!- Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Huh?- Aaah!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00So the king sold his castle for the magic shoe,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03and spent a year rubbing it on his head!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07But the pumpkin never appeared, and he lived unhappily ever after.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- The End.- What about the princess?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13The dragon ate her. Bed time! Do you have your Mr Wobby?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Yes.- Do you have your Mr Teddy?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Yes.- Do you have your highly experimental
0:01:19 > 0:01:22but not at all dangerous Evil Plan Catcher nightcap?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, yeah. Thanks, Red.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Nighty night!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Sweet dreams, you special little cuddlebug!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- So what does this Evil Plan Catcher thing do, Doktor Frogg?- Mwahahaha!
0:01:38 > 0:01:43I've programmed this baby to capture all of Voltar's worst ideas
0:01:43 > 0:01:48and dumbest plans. Behold! Concentrated stupid!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50But...wait a minute.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Don't we WANT Voltar coming up with plans and ideas?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Red, didn't you notice that Voltar's brilliant plans
0:01:57 > 0:02:00often have catastrophic consequences?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Like the time he decided to wash his underwear in the toilet?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Huh. Who would have thought?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08It has been known to happen.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Imagine how much worse those catastrophic consequences would be
0:02:12 > 0:02:14if we let his worst ideas roam free!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19For our own safety, we need to keep Voltar's ideas in this jar.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Doktor Frogg!
0:02:21 > 0:02:25When were you planning on telling ME about this?
0:02:25 > 0:02:31Pure, concentrated me, right in that tank...must touch it!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Let me go, Red! I want to admire my tank of me!
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Don't worry, Red.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43The concentrated Voltar is contained by 12 inches of super glass.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Nothing on earth could break it. - GLASS CRACKS
0:02:46 > 0:02:48THEY GASP
0:02:48 > 0:02:51See? Nearly indestructible!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- GLASS SHATTERS - Oh, no.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58We're breathing in concentrated Voltar! Help!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Whee!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04GROWLS
0:03:05 > 0:03:09It's only a matter of time before we turn into babbling...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12not...smart...people.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Don't worry, I'll fix this!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Voltar, wait!- What is it, Frogg?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- I like stuff.- Me too!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'm bringing you to justice, Colossus!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Oh, yeah? You and whose army?!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- How about MY army?- Kapow!
0:03:44 > 0:03:49That's odd. I was going to get someone, but I can't remember who.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Maybe it was me. Tickle fight!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'm going to get me. No, I'm not. Hee hee!
0:03:56 > 0:04:02- Whee! I'm a toilet! - Look! Shiny buttons!
0:04:03 > 0:04:08It, um, seems that everyone on the puny Earthling planet
0:04:08 > 0:04:11has somehow been reduced to babbling idiots, sir.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Hmm. More so than before?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16BADUM-TISH!
0:04:16 > 0:04:24- Zing!- Alert the fleet. It is time for the mighty Ginorman to invade!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27SHOUTING AND SQUEALING
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Ssh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:34The invasion is proceeding as scheduled, Your Ginormousness.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Thus, the army's shoelaces have been tied together.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45- Superheroes are trapped under giant boxes.- Maybe it's nap-time!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47And what of the supervillains?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Oh! We've...taken care of them.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Hee hee hee! Bubbles!
0:04:54 > 0:05:00- Yeah, I'm feelin' brave. - Heh-heh! Excellent!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Let the building of giant statues of me begin!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Where should we start, Your Immenseness...ness?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, I don't care. Anywhere. About...
0:05:13 > 0:05:14..there!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Doomageddon! How many times do I have to tell you
0:05:19 > 0:05:23to stop tearing apart the space-time continuum! Red,
0:05:23 > 0:05:24get Doktor Frogg out of your ear!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Hey! What's this humungous statue of Humungo doing on my front lawn?
0:05:31 > 0:05:36Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know this one! The answer is five! Is it five?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Citizens of Earth.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43It is I, Humungo the Ginorman. As your new ruler,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46thank you for making the invasion of your planet
0:05:46 > 0:05:48so ridiculously easy! Muh-hah-hah!
0:05:48 > 0:05:52For your convenience, a large hose will now be lowered
0:05:52 > 0:05:55to suck up your natural resources. That is all.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02No-one builds a statue to their glory on MY front lawn!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05It's time to get rid of that Humungo once and for all.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08But to do it, I'm going to need some help.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Superheroes and villains.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I have brought you together today to set aside our differences
0:06:21 > 0:06:25and to fight a common threat - the Ginormans.
0:06:25 > 0:06:31With our combined forces, we are unstoppable!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Who's with me?
0:06:33 > 0:06:39- You're funny! I like stuff.- Me too. - Me too!- I'm more of a "thing" guy.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Quiet! Stop being so stupid and help me come up with a plan!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50That's it! Frogg's disgusting nose is the key!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58All right, team. So the plan is simple.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Frogg...- Da-da!- ..will sneeze into the hose,
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- using his bogey nose-germies to make the ship sick.- Ta-da.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Once sick, the ship will start
0:07:06 > 0:07:09sneezing out all of the world's resources
0:07:09 > 0:07:13and have to fly away to Ginormia - or whatever -
0:07:13 > 0:07:17for some rest and soup. Brilliant!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Ups-a-daisy!- Here! That should do it.- Ow!- Hey!
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- Ba-ba-ba!- Da-da!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32All right, team! Here's the plan!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Aaah!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Frogg!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'm disappearing stuff! I'm magic!
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Frogg! I order you to put down that hose!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Ooh, me next! Disappear me! Whee!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Stop that!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Shiny buttons!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Whoa!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Red Menace!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You stop sucking up my Dream Team,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00or so help me, I swear I will...!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Isn't it fun, Voltar?
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Voltar?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Hey! Where did everyone go?! Hello?!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Hello!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Hey! This place is funny!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Shh, Frogg! This is a covert operation!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Use your inside voice!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Sorry, Voltar. IS THIS BETTER?!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- I'M USING MY INSIDE VOICE, TOO! - It's very simple, people.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Keep together, keep quiet...- VOLTAR!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37RED PUT ME IN HIS EAR AGAIN!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- No. No piggybacks.- Tickle fight!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43No!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47WE ARE NOT BEING SNEAKY, PEOPLE!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Where's Red? Red?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! - Oh, no!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Ooh! Shiny!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Red Menace, you get back here!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Gotcha!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Ooof!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oooh! I want to play too!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20SCREAMING
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Hello?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25What? Hey! Oh!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Way to go, Frogg!- Thank you!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- What? No! Frogg!- Hands off. Get away.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38What is the meaning of this?!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- ALL GASP - Prepare to meet your...
0:09:41 > 0:09:42You!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- What are YOU doing here? - Ahem. Hello.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I am going to...!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49I like stuff.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Super funny!- My button!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14First officer, status thingy!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Those shiny dots are pretty.- Yeah!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20They are pretty. Let's go get 'em.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Whoa!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26CHATTER
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hey, um, why are my pants on backwards?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Hey, why am I eating my sock?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Well, golly, that's strange. I don't remember parking in a tree.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Oh, man.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Yeah...yeah...hey!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Hey, what am I doing?!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Whoo! That's weird.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Nuts.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51So, Voltar...what do we do tomorrow?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, don't worry, minions.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58I'm sure I will have another brilliant idea.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Muh-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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