0:00:02 > 0:00:05- You're a cute little man! Are you a cute little man?- Red?!
0:00:05 > 0:00:10Evil villains do not talk with a cutesy-wootsey voice.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12And we do NOT play with kittens!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- But he's just a little... - I don't want to hear it, Red.
0:00:15 > 0:00:20I don't want to hear he's got the cutest...nose or the dirtiest feet!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Gah! You little cutie-ba-tutie!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Does that mean we have to start going in the litter box?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGH
0:01:10 > 0:01:13RED!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14DOKTOR FROGG SIGHS
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Red's at the store, getting your ice cream, remember?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Yes, but how will I make my patented
0:01:21 > 0:01:24deep-fried pickled mustard and fudge sundaes,
0:01:24 > 0:01:28if I cannot get these pickles out of the jar?
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- Open it.- It should not be a problem for my mighty hydraulic claws.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36HE GROANS
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Look, man, I am an evil genius. I don't do jars!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Go get Doomageddon to open it.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Get up! I need pickles!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Doh! What has happened to the League Of Super Evil?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You're all out of shape.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05I remember a time when we were unstoppable.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09At the peak of physical perfection.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18CROWD CHEERS
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Yes, it seems we have slightly let ourselves go. Especially you guys.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33And if the League Of Super Evil does not get back in shape soon,
0:02:33 > 0:02:37we will never be able to open a jarred good ever again.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38TV CRACKLES
0:02:40 > 0:02:42TV: Do you need to get in shape?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I'm Seymour Sweat and I promise to turn any zero
0:02:46 > 0:02:49into a meat-headed hero.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Hey, looking good, guy!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57And, for a limited time only, my sweatorium is offering
0:02:57 > 0:03:00a free one-day trial membership.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Don't you love it when TV is convenient like that?
0:03:09 > 0:03:15The League Of Super Evil is going to the gym!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Yay!- Aaargh! Ouch!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20DOOMAGEDDON GROWLS
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# League of Super Evil! #
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh, boy! Treadmills!
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Bicep boulders! Ear-lobe strengtheners.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Yeah! - Um, Frogg, you go first.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41FROGG GROANS
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Hey, you know what, this isn't so bad...! Aaargh!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10What in the name of biceps is going on here?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Hey, look at you, you cream puffs!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20You call yourselves super villains?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Hey, sweaty socks are not a food group.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26And you, you can't be doing that right,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29you're not even sweating, for muscle's sake!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Oh! It's that guy from the TV!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37I am making it my personal mission to get you buttercups in shape!
0:04:37 > 0:04:43You are not leaving here until I. See. More. Sweat!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46BEEP, CRASH!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Oh, but working out isn't supposed to be...work!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53We just wanted to open a jar of pickles, man!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Jar of pickles, huh? I know that pain all too well.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07CROWD LAUGHS
0:05:12 > 0:05:18But first things first. You fellas ever heard of a workout montage?
0:05:19 > 0:05:25Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27SWEAT! Work! Grr!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33SWEAT!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40BELL RINGS
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ugh! Eeeek!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44HE SIGHS
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Oh! Hey!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Woo! Ha! Yay!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- I'm going to fly now!- Hmm.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Oh!- More SWEAT!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Oh, am I big and buff?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Can I go home now?
0:06:14 > 0:06:18So, when does the sweating start, Mr Seymour?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22You think you're better than me?
0:06:22 > 0:06:28You think you know what it means to put in a hard sweaty day's sweating?!
0:06:28 > 0:06:34Working sweat?! Gah! What was I talking about?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Um...sweat?- Right!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I was putting some mild-mannered sonny boy in his place!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well, I challenge you
0:06:42 > 0:06:47to a workout-off...of DOOM!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52You make it through that obstacle course first -
0:06:52 > 0:06:54and alive - then I let you go.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I'll even be your minion for a day.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58KERCHING!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Hmm. And if you win?
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Then you buy a one-year membership and you come in here every day
0:07:06 > 0:07:09until I see some muscle on you waterlillies!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- We'll do it!- WHAT?!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15CRUNCH!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Ready, you whippersnappers?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Yeah, we'll sit this one out, if you don't mind.
0:07:23 > 0:07:29And they're off! Red Menace and Seymour Sweat with a promising lead.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Voltar...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32not so much.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Now for the monkey bars,
0:07:34 > 0:07:38where we separate the evil men from the evil boys.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ugh!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Will he make it?
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ooh! Call that boy's mama, it's time to put him to bed!
0:07:52 > 0:07:5498, 99, 100.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Now it's time for the aerobic dance-off!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02And work it! And work it! And work it!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05VOLTAR PANTS
0:08:07 > 0:08:09APPLAUSE
0:08:09 > 0:08:13What! What a finale!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Oh! I don't know about you but my heart is totally pounding.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18I, er...I can't...
0:08:26 > 0:08:29No problem.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Ooh, that's got to hurt!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Strike 11!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42It all comes down to a jump squat. A jump squat to victory!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48You're not even sweating!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Oof!- A tie!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Hmm!- A three-way tie!
0:09:14 > 0:09:20All right. There is only one way to see who is the strongest.
0:09:22 > 0:09:28Whoever can get the pickles out of this jar wins.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33This pickle jar has evaded me since I was a young Seymour Sweat.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35No-one can open it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39They say that whomsoever shall get the pickle out of this jar...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red, just open it so we can all get out of here
0:09:42 > 0:09:45and Mr sweat can start being our servant.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Huh? That's weird.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Come on, you!
0:09:56 > 0:10:02I wish I could have had a pickle when I was young. Oh! Not today.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Eh!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Ah! - ALL GASP
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Huh?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oooh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Huh? Aaargh! Zoiks!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20We did it! VICTORY!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24What? No! That doesn't...
0:10:24 > 0:10:27You said all we had to do was get the pickles out of the jar...
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Now pick up those pickles, minion!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# League Of Super Evil! #
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh, minion!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Bring me another sundae!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47VOLTAR GROANS
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Ah-ah!
0:10:50 > 0:10:55I've had a hard day of working out. Help me chew, wouldn't you?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59BURP!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Excuse me!
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