0:00:02 > 0:00:03Ooh! He-he.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10All right, there's only one way to settle this.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Yep.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12BOTH: Draw.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20GASPS
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Oh, boy! A Care Pony's marathon!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26We...we should probably just get a second TV.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28That's probably be best.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Mwah-ha-ha-ha... Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- He-he-he.- Oof!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Arrgh!- Ooof!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02We have with us tonight, original Red Menace,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05here to answer the greatest question of all -
0:01:05 > 0:01:09how did the nefarious League Of Super Evil meet?
0:01:09 > 0:01:15It all started long, long, long...ago
0:01:15 > 0:01:18in a kingdom far, far away.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Well, actually two blocks away from here at Superhero Kiddie College.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Hi, Principal Sergeant.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30'I'd been looking forward to the first day of school all summer long.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33'I was sure I'd make tons of new friends.'
0:01:33 > 0:01:34- OK. - CLEARS THROAT
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Oooh. Yay! Friends.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40THEY LAUGH
0:01:41 > 0:01:42'But my new buddies
0:01:42 > 0:01:45'had a strange way of expressing their friendship...'
0:01:45 > 0:01:46THEY LAUGH
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Wow! Ha. I'm flying.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You can get started on our homework next.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Oof. Yay! Homework makes you smarter.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Glory Kid, Night Light, Wild Girl, let him go!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's the hallway monitor!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Detention!- Hey!- Detention and...
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Booyah! Detention.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15You'll pay for this, Voltar.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21This school can be pretty tough for new kids.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23So glorious, so cool...
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- GASPS - ..so tall.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Helping folks out and fighting injustice is all in a day's work
0:02:30 > 0:02:35for the great...VOLTAR - hallway monitor!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Wow!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39'Voltar was the most prolific hallway monitor
0:02:39 > 0:02:41'the school had ever seen.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44'Hallway runnings where at an all time low.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47'Tardiness was all but eradicated.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51'He was well on his way to becoming Metrotown's greatest superhero,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54'but that would soon change.'
0:02:55 > 0:02:57'We'll get to that part later.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01'It was during gym class that I met my second friend...'
0:03:01 > 0:03:03GULPS
0:03:03 > 0:03:06You wannabe heroes are going down.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Foolish balls! I command you to stop.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Arrgh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ya!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- I-I surrender.- Huh?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24You saved me!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Reginald Menace. - Oh...Archibald Frogg.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Eeeergh!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31GASPS
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It's going to need to cybernetics.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Throw your ball!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oof!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48We won!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49ALL CHEER
0:03:50 > 0:03:52We never lose.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'd leave them alone, Glory Kid.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00You won't always have your precious hallway monitor to save you.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05As long as I'm monitoring these halls,
0:04:05 > 0:04:10I'll keep kids everywhere free from your tyranny.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Ooh! Lunch time!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14GENERAL CHATTER
0:04:17 > 0:04:18THUNDER CLAPS
0:04:18 > 0:04:23Mm-mm! Soggy sandwiches, my favourite.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh! We have our very own doom hound.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Ruff!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I hear these things are 100% loyal to their masters.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Or was that 0%?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40I can tell, we'll be the best of friends.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44'From that day forward, Frogg, Doomageddon and I were inseparable.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48'Little did we know, our group would soon be getting even bigger.'
0:04:49 > 0:04:53'A few weeks later, Principal Sergeant got the entire school
0:04:53 > 0:04:56'together for the Ceremony Of Glory.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00'That's how the school picks the city's next greatest heroes.'
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Hey, what's up, girl? How's it going, boy?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Hey! Ha-ha-ha.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08'With his spotless hall monitor record, Voltar was a shoe in
0:05:08 > 0:05:11'to make the cut... or so we thought.'
0:05:11 > 0:05:15All right, settle down, heroes. We're here today
0:05:15 > 0:05:17to celebrate the best of the best.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Soon, some of your classmates will be on their way
0:05:21 > 0:05:24to become full fledged superheroes.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Pfft, good luck.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31While others will make decent sidekicks or human foot stools
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- or whatever.- Garrr.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38To introduce this year's inductees into the low legion of glory -
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Glory Dude!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Ha-haaa!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Thank you, Principal Sergeant.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47This year's inductees are...
0:05:47 > 0:05:51THEY MUTTER Ahem, me-me-me-me.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Wild Girl, Night Light and my son, Glory Kid.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58What?!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Thanks, Dad.
0:06:01 > 0:06:07But...but I'm just, I'm fair, I help everybody.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Ha! You didn't think you'd actually make it as a superhero, did you?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12What kind of hero wears a helmet?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16And what's that supposed to be, anyway? A moustache?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18It's a skull.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Ha! A skull?
0:06:20 > 0:06:21THEY LAUGH
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Sorry, kid, you just don't look like a hero.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Here you go, son.- Awesome!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I can use this to clean the rims on my bike.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32LAUGHTER
0:06:35 > 0:06:39'That day, something in Voltar snapped.'
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Grrr!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Not fit to be a superhero, huh?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'll show them. I'll show all of them!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51I will become a super...
0:06:51 > 0:06:52villain!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58LAUGHTER FADES
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Ooof! Ow, I fell on my keys.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07The next morning, things were very different
0:07:07 > 0:07:09at Superhero Kiddie College.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13'Without hall monitor Voltar to keep them in check,
0:07:13 > 0:07:17'the Little Legion Of Glory were calling the shots.'
0:07:19 > 0:07:21LAUGHS
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Those guys aren't very nice.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I couldn't agree more, Reginald.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh, wow, you look so dramatic.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Something must be done about this Little Legion Of Glory.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Something evil.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44Oh! Can we blast them into oblivion in a hale of proton lasers?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Hmm, you are obviously new to this whole evil thing.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I thinking something more along the lines of ruining the big...
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Superhero Super Promo!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55GASPS
0:07:55 > 0:07:59That's the biggest superheroic event of the year!
0:07:59 > 0:08:04But I must warn you, gentlemen, once we start down the path of evil
0:08:04 > 0:08:07there's no going back.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11You...you had me at "evil".
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Let's do this.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Urrgh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:24Welcome, gentlemen, to the League...Of Super Evil!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:28 > 0:08:32And now the moment you've all been waiting for...
0:08:32 > 0:08:38the super king and queen of the Superhero Super Promo are...
0:08:38 > 0:08:39MUSIC STOPS
0:08:39 > 0:08:41ALL GASP
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Hey! What's the meaning of this?
0:08:43 > 0:08:51My fellow heroes, for too long, Glory Kid and his Little Legion Of Glory
0:08:51 > 0:08:55have spoilt the good name of good for their selfish needs.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Today I say, no more!
0:08:59 > 0:09:05The time has come for evil to rise!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07LOUD MUSIC STARTS
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Ha-ha! Say hello to my disco friend.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Arrgh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Arrrgh!
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- It's making me...dance. - Arrrgh! Badly!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Enough getting pushed around.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Yeah! Besides, this evil thing looks like fun!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48You gotta help us out here, for goodness sake!
0:09:48 > 0:09:54If heroes all act the way you do, then I'd rather be a villain.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Arrrgh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Oof!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08What did we do to deserve this?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Oh, yeah, the bullying thing, right.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16THEY SCREAM
0:10:16 > 0:10:18VOLTAR GIGGLES
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Mmmm, victory!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24'And, from that day, the League Of Super Evil
0:10:24 > 0:10:26'dedicated itself to the pursuit of evil.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29'Not inviting people to neighbourhood barbecues,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31'and mwah-ha-ha-ing a lot.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35'And that's the story of how the League Of Super Evil met.'
0:10:35 > 0:10:39And the rest, as you know, is history.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I think Red's practising his flashback again.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43What was that?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Of course I can tell you about my time in the old country...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Ahh, and he's getting it all wrong.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I mean, me, a hall monitor?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54That's just ridiculous.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
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