0:00:02 > 0:00:04Er, what are you doing, Voltar?
0:00:04 > 0:00:08We are breaking the villain airspeed record.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Ha-ha-ha! Did you draw on the lightning bolts yourself?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Yeah. Everyone knows lightning bolts
0:00:15 > 0:00:19make things go faster. Launch me, Red!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21BOING!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- Ai!- Probably could've used a few more lightning bolts.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Yeah, or a bigger slingshot.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32EVIL LAUGH
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Hee-hee!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh? Argh!- Ah!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Well, it's a, lovely afternoon
0:01:00 > 0:01:02here in Metrotown for the 15th annual
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Super Villain Parade of Doom.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11That is right, Bobby. And the crowd is ecstatic!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- CROWD:- Boo! Boo!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Right, and there's Commander Chaos.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Looking as chaotic as ever.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And Doctor Bodlington Von Pantaloon III.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Flush with pride, no doubt! Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And there's Kinder Creep.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And a ho, ho, horrible parade to you, old chap!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Ho-ho! Horrible! The Cougar.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Making sure her float is purrfect.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Rrr!- Oh, ha-ha-ha! Good.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Oh, and then there's these guys.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55Tee-hee! This year, we will have the extremely evil honour
0:01:55 > 0:01:57of leading the parade.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Ah! Really?- Yes, Red.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I'm going to make sure we don't follow anybody.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Not after what happened last year.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10MAMMOTH BREAKS WIND
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- ALL: Brrr! - Let's do this!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Woohoo! That's a can-do attitude!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26And there's the leader of this year's parade,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- The one and only Skullossus - He's pretty evil, people!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- ALL:- Boo!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35VOLTAR SPLUTTERS Him?!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38They're getting HIM to lead the parade?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Well, yeah! He IS the world's biggest super villain.
0:02:42 > 0:02:48- Yeah? Says who?- Skullossus, the world's biggest super villain.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51And three-time Villain's Choice awards winner.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Ooh! Mark my words,
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- I will lead this parade... - Er, Voltar?
0:02:59 > 0:03:04- Not now! Where was I? Right. Nothing...- Voltar?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Quit interrupting! - Voltar, the parade has started!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Huh?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Ah! Why didn't you guys tell me sooner?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21And there they go, in all their evil glory.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- CROWD:- Boo! Boo!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34EVIL LAUGH
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Excuse me.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Argh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Evil float coming through!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Gee, Voltar. It's not really polite to cut in line.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Well, Red, it's not really polite...
0:03:46 > 0:03:49to not make ME THE PARADE LEADER!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51CAR HORN HONKS Beat it, Cougar!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Look! Her left turn signal's flashing. Is she turning?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58It's been on since the parade started.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59BRAKES SCREECH
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Curses! Her evil old lady driving powers
0:04:02 > 0:04:05are too, er...powerful!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08CAR HORN BLARING
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- D'oh!- Let me handle this.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Argh! Oh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:22Ha-ha-ha! Now, that's what I call kitty litter!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Ha-ha-ha! Cos she's a cat
0:04:25 > 0:04:28and she's in a dumpster! Hey!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Leave the one liners to the pros, Frogg.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Sorry, Cougar lady!- Young people!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36BOOING
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Eat toilet paper, puny citizens! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Arrgh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I will have my revenge!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Nice touch, Doomy.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56HE EATS NOISILY
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Arrgh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03A-a-ah!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Huh? Ah!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12BRAKES SCREECH
0:05:14 > 0:05:16We're almost in the lead!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Nothing can stop us now!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:05:22 > 0:05:24The package is on its way.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Repeat, the package is on its way.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Hee-hee!
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Each year, every super villain in town does this silly parade thing.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Hee! Why didn't we try this sooner?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Well, because it's on a Saturday.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Well, this year, we're going to capture them
0:05:48 > 0:05:50all in one fell swoop.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52HE LAUGHS
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Get ready, people. That parade'll be here any minute.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- BOOING - Yes, yes, I hate you all too!
0:06:03 > 0:06:09Ooh! We're so close. I can taste the sweet lead float glory!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12THEY ALL COUGH
0:06:12 > 0:06:16No, that's just depleted plutonium exhaust.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17HE COUGHS
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Voltar, how will we pass? His float's so big.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Hmm. I've got an ace up my sleeve. Heh-heh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:32Feel the wrath of the great Voltar!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33CAR HORN BEEPS
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Out of the way! Move it!
0:06:36 > 0:06:41- Oh!- Ooh! Why isn't he moving?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Such a mighty turn out this year.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45That does it!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47CAR BRAKES SCREECH
0:06:47 > 0:06:52Doktor Frogg, time to unleash the fury!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Mwahaha! I thought you'd never ask.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:07:05 > 0:07:07ROCKET RUMBLES
0:07:07 > 0:07:12ALL: Warrgh!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Arrgh!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Hey! We're in the lead!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Ha! In your face, Skullossus!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- COMPUTER:- 'Warning, you are no longer leading the parade.'
0:07:29 > 0:07:31What?! Impossible!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35I'M supposed to be in the lead!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37What, we can do that?
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Out of my way! Ho, ho, ho!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Ha-ha-ha! In your faces!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I now have the power of the lead float.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- What?!- Grr!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Oh, well, maybe you could use that power to,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00oh, I don't know, GET US OUT OF HERE?!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Get him!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Arrgh!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11ALARM BLEEPS
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Any minute now.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18LAUGHTER
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Sweet laser beams! They've changed the parade route!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Buckle up, folks. This could get bumpy.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Nothing to see here, citizens. Continue shopping.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Oh, look, a seahorsie!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Ooh!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53BELL PINGS
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Ah! Huh? Hey there, Mr Skullmando.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Arrgh!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Everybody! Except for Skullmando, no offence. Hold on tight!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17CAR BRAKES SCREECH
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Ooh, ohh! Ooh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20FANFARE
0:09:20 > 0:09:25I think we've managed to triangulate the parade's new trajectory.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Prepare the box and the stick.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Ah! Home, vile home!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Is there any better way to end the parade?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Alive would be nice(!)- Ah, kitty!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50SHOUTING
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Meow!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06ALL: Yay! Hooray! Woo-hoo!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Uh-oh.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh, man!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh! HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Hey there, guys! Nice day for a parade, right?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Arrgh!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Ha!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24ALL: The Legion of Glory?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27We give up, we give up! You villains win.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- You foiled our brilliant ambush. - HE GROANS
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Wait! This tiny, insignificant villain
0:10:33 > 0:10:37hijacked our parade to save us all?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I did? I mean, yes! Of course I did!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43ALL: Hooray!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Let's celebrate!- With a parade!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48To the lead!
0:10:54 > 0:11:00- Well, as... - Let's have a para-a-ade!
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