Just Us Genes

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Tag! You're it!

0:00:03 > 0:00:08Did you hear that, Frogg? I'm it! Is "it" serious?

0:00:08 > 0:00:12I...I don't know! I just hope that "it" isn't contagious!

0:00:12 > 0:00:16- Guys! It's just a game. - A worldwide outbreak of "it"!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18It's no game, Red Menace!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Do it.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- Victory!- Tag! You're it again!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Not again...

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Mwah ha ha ha!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- RECORD SCRATCH Huh?- Hee hee hee!- Uh!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Aargh!- Ow!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Chew...chew!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Work those jaw muscles! Moisten that gum!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Taste the yummy, bubbly flavour!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Soon, my plan will be complete.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19We'll have the world's biggest gum wad!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Here you go, Voltar.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh...

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Ha ha ha!

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Imagine this stuck under your shoe!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Oh...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'd rather not, super loser!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Justice Gene is here to burst your bubble!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48That's nice, Gene. We're busy here.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52But I'm the scraper to your gum stuck under a chair.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55The peanut butter to your gum in hair.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Or was that lemon juice?

0:01:57 > 0:02:02What gets gum out of hair, again? Mayonnaise? Cooking oil? Toothpaste?

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Oh, boy. Lots of stuff gets gum out of hair!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh, man!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Thanks for dropping by, Gene.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16We'll have to do it again sometime.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17How...what?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Aaaargh!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22So, here's the problem there.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24You didn't actually beat the bad guys.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yeah, but...I...

0:02:26 > 0:02:28VIDEO REWINDS

0:02:29 > 0:02:33You should have faked left, and then gone right.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35You zigged, when you should have zagged.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39You're just...horrible!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40But come on, guys!

0:02:40 > 0:02:45There's four of them and only one really good-looking me!

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Sorry, you really need to work on your super moves.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54You can think about that while heroically cleaning grime and muck.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- And my bathroom. - Burrito night's deadly...

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- HE GRUMBLES - Gah! I'll show them who's a hero!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Uh! Take that, Voltar!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10And that, Red Menace!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12And that, Doktor Frogg!

0:03:12 > 0:03:16And that...whatever that dog thing's name is!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18CRASH CAT MEOWS

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- BELT ZOOMS - Oh!

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Hi! - Aargh! You're me!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Ha ha! I sure am, Gene! Ol' buddy, ol' pal!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32The belt? Uh...

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- BELT ZOOMS - Oh! Multiplicity?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Hey, hey! Hello, good lookin'!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Sweet justice!

0:03:42 > 0:03:46At this rate, I'll be done cleaning this room in no time!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Gene, Gene, Gene!

0:03:48 > 0:03:52We should stop thinking about cleaning up this room...

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Yeah, and get started on Nightshade's bathroom?

0:03:56 > 0:04:00No! And start thinking about leaning up the city...

0:04:00 > 0:04:03BOTH: Of evil!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06The Legion of Glory will be proud of me!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Wow! Looks...- And brains!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11GENE LAUGHS

0:04:11 > 0:04:13It's justice time!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16SIRENS BLARE

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Ugh! Here!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Hee hee hee!

0:04:26 > 0:04:32Gentlemen, our masterpiece is complete!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Oh...yay.- Yay... - < I'm back!

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Some people just can't take a hint. - Hi!

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Aargh! It's like Gene's everywhere at once!- He is!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Get a load of me's! Ha ha ha ha!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Wait, one, two, three...

0:04:54 > 0:04:58And they are one, two, three, four. Which means...

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- HE SIGHS - I'm still one Gene short!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- BELT ZOOMS - Hi!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- THEY GASP - That's better! Get 'em!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Attack!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Aargh! Get the toothpaste!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Oh! Ow!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24No! They're supposed to lose, not us!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Give me that! A few more Genes are in order!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- BELT ZOOMS - A few hundred more!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Whoa! That's a lot of Genes!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Oh, that was weak, Red. Retreat!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45BOOM!

0:05:45 > 0:05:51The League of Super Evil's tyrannical reign's over thanks to...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53ALL: Justice Gene!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Now, let's clean up the rest of Metrotown!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59THEY LAUGH

0:05:59 > 0:06:02ENGINE ROARS CRASH!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha...

0:06:05 > 0:06:06..Argh!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Argh!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Huh? Huh?!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20No, please! Stop! No!

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Ooh!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Too fast, Granny!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Freeze! That's littering, young man!

0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Don't even think about it, Scruffy! - DOG WHIMPERS

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ugh! This is an outrage!

0:06:39 > 0:06:44If anyone should have his face all over town, it should be me!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- It's them! Get 'em!- Aargh!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:06:53 > 0:06:56VOLTAR LAUGHS

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Do your worst to my minions! You'll never get me to talk!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02We're sorry about the rude invitation.

0:07:02 > 0:07:07Can we get you anything to drink? Water? Milk? Water and milk?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Ooh! I'll have that! - I'll have the last laugh.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15It's the Justice Genes-es-es! Or is that Genei?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17We...we need your help.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20They keep using up all the Hall of Glory's hot water.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23They've beaten all the bad guys in town!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26They gave me a parking ticket.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29The League of Super Evil has defeated him before.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Hmmm... GUM POPS

0:07:32 > 0:07:35We need YOU to defeat him again.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Erm...why don't you do it yourselves?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Eh...superhero code.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Heroes before zeros. You know what I'm saying?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Fine, I'll help.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50But genius like mine comes with a price.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Total superheroic immunity...

0:07:55 > 0:07:56..forever!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58A year?

0:07:58 > 0:07:59- A century!- A week?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- A day!- Deal!- Deal!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Oh...

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Ha ha!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Chew! Come on people, chew!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I am not impressed, minions!

0:08:13 > 0:08:18Eh...except for you, Wow Woman. You're doing super.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21HEART THUMPS

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Well, gentlemen...and lady,

0:08:25 > 0:08:30this situation is about to get a lot stickier!

0:08:32 > 0:08:37There is nothing like the smell of a city running by the rules!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Eh, Gene? Ol' buddy, ol' pal?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Do you think we went too far, Justice Gene?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51If anything, we're not going far enough!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Soon, my city will be perfect!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Uh...YOUR city? - Hey, Gene! Over here!

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Hey! I'm using a fish as a phone...again!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Ha ha ha ha!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Don't you dare!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- WHISTLE SCREECHES - Littering!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16SIRENS BLARE

0:09:20 > 0:09:25- Spearmint to Long-Lasting Flavour - we're on our way!- Huzzah!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Now!- Yah-hah!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Aargh! Whoa!

0:09:40 > 0:09:45Fools! As long as I have this belt, I can always make more me's!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47More! Ha ha ha!

0:09:47 > 0:09:53Until the entire world is Justice Gened! Ha ha ha!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Wait! Justice? No!

0:09:57 > 0:10:01This isn't justice! This is...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Ha!- Victor...oh!

0:10:08 > 0:10:13Ahem...victory! In your face, Genes!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18This isn't over! I'll be back!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Maybe! - GENE SOBS

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I'm so sorry, Glory Guy!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I just wanted to help! I blew it.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Can you guys ever forgive me?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Of course we can!

0:10:33 > 0:10:38After all, someone has to clean up the Halls Of Glory washrooms.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I won't let you down, Glory Guy, sir!

0:10:43 > 0:10:47And now, to destroy the Belt Of Multiplicity,

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- once and for...- Yoo-hoo!

0:10:49 > 0:10:54Superheroic immunity for a day? Remember?

0:10:54 > 0:10:57BELT ZOOMS

0:10:57 > 0:10:59VOLTAR LAUGHS

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, man!