0:00:02 > 0:00:06And now for the "See, I told you!" muh-hah-hah. Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Check. Can we get this victory thingy over with?
0:00:09 > 0:00:13I've really got to go to the washroom, muh-hah-hah! Muh-ah-ah!
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Check! Ah, but could be tighter. And now,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20the "Behold my totally awesome victory spin" muh-hah-hah!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Muh-hah-hah!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Woah, woah!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Check!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Maybe not.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Huh?
0:00:32 > 0:00:33- E-e-ee!- Ooh-ah!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Huh?- Argh!- Oh!- Argh-h-h!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00COCKEREL CROWS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02MECHANICAL TEETH WHIRR
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yikes! Yow, yow, yow!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Bw-w-w-w-ww!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Gah-ah! LASER BEAM WHOOSHES
0:01:08 > 0:01:10What...? Ugh-h-h!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Argh-h-h!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14HE SPLUTTERS
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Doktor Frog-g-g-g-gg!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Frogg!- Yeah, lookin' good, Voltar! - Good?!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Your useless inventions are cluttering my lair!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Get rid of 'em!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30My brilliant evil inventions aren't useless!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33MIAOW! Oh, really?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35What about that?!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38This little guy? He's cute, but his back portion
0:01:38 > 0:01:40has ten different...
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Like I said, useless!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Now, what will we throw out first?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47For an unlimited time...
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Huh?- ..you can get this onion-scented towelette
0:01:50 > 0:01:53and this smoke detector-detector,
0:01:53 > 0:01:57with my no money back guaranteed, buy two, get none free offer.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Change of plan!
0:02:00 > 0:02:05We'll make an infomercial like Evil Stevens
0:02:05 > 0:02:07and sell your junk!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10People would buy my inventions?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Fro-o-ogg, people who watch infomercials will buy anything!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19Look! I bought two and got none free! Woo-hoo!
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Tee-hee-hee-hee!
0:02:20 > 0:02:25We'll sell your evil inventions all across Metrotown,
0:02:25 > 0:02:27nay, across the world!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Muh-hoo! Muh-hah-hah-hah!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31CROWD YELLING
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee! I'm in!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Let the selling of junk...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38begin!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Evil villain on a tight budget!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Are you an evil villain on a tight budget?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Tired of walking like a chump?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48There has to be a better way!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50'Make long walks a thing of the past,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54'with Voltar Co's dangerous discount jetpack!'
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Ah-ha-a-a! Wo-o-o-oo!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Fail to impress friends with second-rate laser beams?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- LASER ZAPS - Wah-wah-wah-wah!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04It happens to me all the time!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08'We have a wide selection of lasers to meet all destructive needs!'
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Bandango need shaving?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh, does it ever?!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Why not order a few of our turnip-powered super-shavers?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Grr-r-r-r.- Ah-h-h! No, wait! Ow, no, stop it! Oh, oh, please!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Yours for three easy payments of 9.99,
0:03:24 > 0:03:28and one slightly more difficult payment of 174,237.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Evil villain on a tight budget!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- PHONE RINGS - Yes, one anti-sunshine supercream
0:03:34 > 0:03:36and voice-deepening lozenge combo pack.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39PHONE RINGS Singing squid shemmies!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I don't know what they are, but I want 'em!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- PHONE RINGS - Faux-leather titanium man-purses?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52SCOOTER SCREECHES
0:03:52 > 0:03:55BOOM!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Ooh! Hoo-ya!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- LASERS ZAP - Ooh-ah!- Argh-h-h!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02SCOOTER SCREECHES
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Special delivery!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, boy, my package is here! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10PHONES RINGING
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Ow-ah-ah-ah!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16We-e-ee! Yeah-ah-ah! Yes!
0:04:16 > 0:04:21The de-clutterification of the lair is making us rich!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Rich! Ha-ha-ha-hoo!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Ha-ha-ha-hoo!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Oh, you know, 100 bills make the best money angels!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31My dear Frogg, do you have any more useless, untested,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34possibly dangerous inventions to get rid of?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Do I ever?! Hee!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38And for an unlimited, non-exclusive time,
0:04:38 > 0:04:43I offer YOU my famous buy three, get none free offer.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45The nerve!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I'm Evil Stevens!
0:04:47 > 0:04:51I'm the king of questionably functional, questionably safe,
0:04:51 > 0:04:52evil inventions!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55This means WAR!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Ooh, Frogg, would you like diamond or ruby sprinkles
0:05:00 > 0:05:02on your money milkshake?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Hmm, I'm not sure.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Which goes better with caviar?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09DOORBELL RINGS But...oh...!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Grr! I told them to deliver the indoor ocean tomorrow!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Beat it! No pick ups!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I'm not here to buy anything!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm here to shut you down.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Oh, in that case, let me direct you to our complaint department.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Ra-a-a-ar! Grr-r-r!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30You don't understand! I'm Evil Stevens!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32The President of Rotten Core?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34CRICKETS CHIRPING
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Eh, your competitor?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Hello? Ugh.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42'Buy two, get none free.'
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Hey, it's the guy from the television!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Yeah, yeah! And yesterday's news!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Ha! The only thing here that's yesterday's news
0:05:51 > 0:05:53is your two-bit operation!
0:05:53 > 0:05:59Our gadgets are WAY more useless and TWICE as dangerous as yours!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Oh, really? - Really.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Re-he-heally? - Re-he-heally.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Re-he-he-he-heally?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Re-he-he-he-he-heally!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Re-he-he-he-he-he-heally?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Re-he-he-he-he-he-he-heally!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Seems like our competitive banter is evenly matched!- True!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18There is only one way to settle this!
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Right! A sell off, this weekend at the Mad Science Fair.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28And may the best worst salesman WIN!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Mm-hmm!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Wow! This is amazing!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39How did I ever live without this?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- There must be a better way? - Oh-h-h-h!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Save it for the crowd, Red.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- CONTRAPTION CLUNKS - Ah-h-h! Stupid auto-autographer!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I need you to deal with my screaming fans!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- BOOM! - Argh-h-h! Gah-ha!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- CROWD GASPS - The wheel, the printing press,
0:06:56 > 0:07:00penicillin, the internet,
0:07:00 > 0:07:06and now, presenting the next leap in human ingenuity,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Evil Stevens!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Like anyone's going to buy from him!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13CROWD RABBLE
0:07:13 > 0:07:15..selling, but I want three!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17That's great, thanks.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20If they think that's awesome,
0:07:20 > 0:07:24wait until they get a load of Voltar Co's booth!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Ta-da!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30DANCE MUSIC BLARES
0:07:30 > 0:07:32CHEERING
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Dance, you useless buckets of bolts!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37ROBOTS CLANK AND WHIRR
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Ooh!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Feeling hot and bothered?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Try my air-conditioned underwear!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- AUDIENCE MEMBER: - 'Tell you what, I need those!'
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Edible earplugs! The revolutionary low-cal snack,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53and irritating noisy underwear sound blocker!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55'Give me three! I want three!'
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Right, muscly-fying deodorant!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Woo-ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03BOOM! Oh, my!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05SCREAMING
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Nuclear honey-ham glazer!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10LASER ZAPS
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Woof, woof, woof, woof!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- SHOUTING - Why spend money on juggling lessons
0:08:15 > 0:08:19when your very own Jugglebot can juggle for you?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22CROWD CLAMOURS
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- BANG! - Foolish Mad Science Fair attendees!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It is I, the mighty Skullossus!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Carry on.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- SCREAMING - Hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Voltan, Skullossus is Metrotown's biggest villain!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41He must spend a fortune on villain junk!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I saw him as a walking coin first!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Excuse me, young man.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Out of my way, Granny! - I love spending my parents' money
0:08:58 > 0:08:59without thinking!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Beat it, kid!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- DOOMAGEDDON SNARLS - Argh-h-h! Oh-oh!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Ah-oh-ah!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08ALL SHOUTING
0:09:08 > 0:09:11How does it do that?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Eat tractor beam, Stevens!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- TRACTOR BEAM ZAPS - I don't...
0:09:19 > 0:09:20CRASH!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Hoo! Try my gravity inverter. - REMOTE BLEEPS
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Gah-h-h! Oh! - Oh, yeah?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Eat disco!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29GUN BLASTS
0:09:29 > 0:09:31DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Ah, I wonder what this does.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Gah-h-h!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44'My dear Frogg, do you have any more useless, untested,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- 'dangerous inventions to get rid of?' - 'Do I ever?!'
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Oh, no!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- MIAOW! - Aww! Cute.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56MECHANICAL CAT WHIRRS
0:09:56 > 0:09:58BOOM!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Ah-h-h-h! - Ah-hee, ah-hoo-hoo!
0:10:02 > 0:10:06'At last, I have found what I was looking for!'
0:10:06 > 0:10:09These are awesome!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Skullossus, awa-a-a-a-ay!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Y'know, if we all would've worked together,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22we could've sold tonnes of stuff to Skullossus!
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Hey, if Rotten Core and Voltar Co join forces,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29we'd be the biggest purveyors of villain junk, I mean,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32quality merchandise, in the world!
0:10:32 > 0:10:37You just may be onto something, Stevens!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42SOFT BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Bye!
0:10:45 > 0:10:50Get back to work! I'm not not paying you to slack off!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Gr-r-r-r-rr!- Ooh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- We're never using your contract fine-print reader again! Ever!- Ow!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Ah-ah-ah, less chattin', more stackin'!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Fro-o-ogg!
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd