It Must Be Love

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0:01:04 > 0:01:07Lorenzo. Lorenzo!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Lorenzo!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12This is gorgeous!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Valentina loves pretty things.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18We all do. If you please, Valentina.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Gorgeous. She's the goddess of love.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23She speaks to me. Do you know what she's saying?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25"Put me down, I'm worth a thousand florins."

0:01:25 > 0:01:30Uncle Piero, you can be such a funny, bossy boots.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33She's talking about love, about two hearts beating as one.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yes, Papa?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Ah, Lorenzo. Show Valentina Florence, would you?

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Sounds divine.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42- But I was just going to... - Not any more.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Yes, but...

0:01:45 > 0:01:47All right. Come on.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Gorgeous.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Daddy, my heart weeps until it sees you again.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Arrivederci.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Mine, too, mia piccola poppettina.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00HE KISSES HER HAND

0:02:02 > 0:02:04SHE GIGGLES

0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's the finest gunpowder I've ever seen.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17People died to get it here.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Cousin...it was worth it.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25A succession of small explosions power the bike forward

0:02:25 > 0:02:28at phenomenal speed...

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- I hope.- And that'll work?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Of course it will. - Just need gunpowder, then zoom!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Imagine, everyone whizzing through the streets on them.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Not quite flying, but close.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I might be able to help you on the gunpowder front.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Can I ride it with you? - Girls and speed?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- On to a winner there(!) - Not a good idea.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Load/speed ratio - the less that's on there, the faster it'll go.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Yeah, course. Load/speed ratio.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Puff sleeves are so last year, wouldn't you say, Lorenzo?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59If you say so.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Let's try it on, shall we?- Yes.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Yes, try it on.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Can't wait to see what it looks like.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44Ah. Finally deigned to join us, have you?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Sorry, Maestro, we're late. We were just...- Save your excuses,

0:03:47 > 0:03:48I'm not interested.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52While the rest of us capture the beauty of the hills,

0:03:52 > 0:03:53you two will stay here,

0:03:53 > 0:03:57sketch folds of cloth and think about your timekeeping.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Your practice mannequin awaits.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Can't believe we're missing out on a trip.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Where are you going?- My bicycle.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- What about the dress material? - In the alley if you want me.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Why would I want you?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54There's a consignment just arrived in the city. Thing is, it belongs to...

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Never mind. I'll tell you later.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Tell him what? You would not believe the morning I've had.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Completamente orrendo! Got lumbered with my dreadful cousin.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Such a girl. All pretty and charming and tinkly laughter, "Oh!"

0:05:06 > 0:05:09But really, she's spiteful and nasty and...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11and...

0:05:11 > 0:05:13She's behind me, isn't she?

0:05:14 > 0:05:20Valentina! Thank heavens! I thought I'd lost you.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Grazie, signore.- What for?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31For being the best-looking boy I've seen all year.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Me?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35And you've got an adorable way with words.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Do I?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Do you like my bicycle?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Oh!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49What a gorgeous pile of...bits.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I like it so much.

0:05:53 > 0:05:59I'm going to marry the words bicycle and like and call it a licycle.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Or bike.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Even better. Well, what does it do?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Um, er,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08you ride it.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- But, er, it's not finished yet. - Oh, what a pity.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- I could show you my bell. - Bells are divine.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I adore dinging and donging.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Bet she doesn't even really like him. She's just pretending.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Lorenzo, who are you babbling about? - Valentina, my cousin.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28She's unbearable. I know girls are silly, but...

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Thanks(!)- Not you, you don't count.

0:06:31 > 0:06:37I mean girls in general. Forever talking about their clothes or hair.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41But Valentina, she's the devil, in a dress.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Harsh.- You don't know her. She's all over Leo.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47"Ooh, Leo, you're so handsome!"

0:06:47 > 0:06:52And he's lapping it up. He's even going to show her his bell!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02BELL TINKLES

0:07:05 > 0:07:07It tings. Cute.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Warns people when you're coming. - Why don't you just shout at them?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, I hadn't thought of that.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Valentina, strictly speaking this is a workshop. No girls allowed.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Well, who's she, then? - Who's your friend, Leo?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- This is...- Valentina. You must be the servant girl.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35No, actually.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Leo and I go way back.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40And you're allowed to be here because?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41She is my girlfriend.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44How lovely. A street romance.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Anyway, we were just heading off, weren't we, sweetheart?- Nope.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48I'm staying right here.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Oh, are you? Oh, that's a shame because Lorenzo's

0:07:51 > 0:07:53just about to take us out for some ice cream,

0:07:53 > 0:07:55so perhaps we'll see you later.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07SHE GIGGLES AND LEONARDO LAUGHS

0:08:10 > 0:08:12There's also a saddle.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- What's that for?- You sit on it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Santa Maria, you're a genius.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21You've thought of everything.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26We could, er, we could go for a ride on it, if you, if you...

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- When it's finished.- I would love that more than life itself.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Really?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34But before that, the shops await.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38So, Leo, who'll take me?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I will.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'm sorry. You are?

0:08:42 > 0:08:47- Tomaso. From Leo's workshop. - Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Bit of a corny line.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51No, I'm sure I recognise you.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Oh, you might've met my twin sister Lisa.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56That stroppy girl with a face like thunder is your twin?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59She's not that bad.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Doesn't love shopping the way I do.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04How divine.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- See you later, Leo.- OK.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20She is so beautiful. When I look at her I can barely breathe.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I need to show her how I feel.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Lorenzo, are you all right to...?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Get the bill? Yeah. I'll catch you up.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Fur trimming is so last year.

0:09:32 > 0:09:37- Is it?- Mm. This season it's all about ornamental jewels and slashing.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Slashing?!- Cutting the dress to show the undergarments. It's so in.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I love the bodice. Great shape.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Yes, it is.- It'd really suit you. You should try it on.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I was always going to.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Boom bike?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00A bike powered by gunpowder.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04What else would you call it? Oh!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07We're going to zoom through the streets,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09her arms around my waist,

0:10:09 > 0:10:11wind shocking our faces,

0:10:11 > 0:10:16wrapped up in each other as the world just...whizzes by.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20She's amazing, isn't she?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Not my type. Bit girlish.- Oh, yeah?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25So what's your type, then?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Come on, there must be someone. - There's nobody.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30All right, suit yourself.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- About that gunpowder... - Here we go. Whose is it?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35The Medicis.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38We can't steal gunpowder from Lorenzo's dad.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Course not. It would be awful if at one of their many parties

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- they were missing a few fireworks(!) - Exactly.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49But as a matter of interest, any idea how we'd do it?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Bella.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06If you're a girl and like that kind of thing.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09I am and I do.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Would you, er,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13help me with this hairpin?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Sure.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24LISA LAUGHS

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- What's so funny?- You, flirting.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Yes, but with you it's pointless.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You're different. Normally I can twist any boy round my little finger.

0:11:33 > 0:11:38- Can you?- Oh, yes. Drop your handkerchief, they come running.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Twirl your hair as they talk.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46Catch their eye, hold, look away.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- They fall for the lot.- Do th...we?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Of course. You're gullible fools.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55SHE GIGGLES

0:12:03 > 0:12:05What's it for?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Erm...nothing much.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Just an idea I'm working on.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I suppose it's something to woo Valentina. You're mad.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17She's a complete brat.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21What? I'm nothing like her!

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Leo, did you miss me?- Er, I...

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Look what I bought for Tomaso. Dah-dah!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29It's called a houppelande.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Very in for both men and women. - It's much snazzier than mine.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35You've got one of those, have you?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37He has, but his has a lot less snazz, apparently.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Valentina, lunchtime. - Oh, but you've only just got here.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41I'll be straight back.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13You dropped your handkerchief.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Oh, yeah. Can you pick it up?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39You all right?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I've got something in my eye.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Could you...?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Why do you keep looking over there? - I wasn't.- Yes, you were.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Well, sometimes girls just do that.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Look in another direction for no reason.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Oh, yeah.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Valentina does that all the time.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Isn't she beautiful?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Yeah. Lovely.- Oh!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22And her eyes. Have you seen her eyes?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Greener than the...greenest green. - Mm.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29And that hair, and nose and mouth.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Yep, she's got all of those. - I'd love to paint her.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36I could just never do her justice.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Tom, you got on really well with her.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Do you think you could ask her out for me?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44LISA GASPS

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Daddy?! Daddy?!

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Trust me, this is not a good idea.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02How right you are. Out, now!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Daddy, I had to see you. I'm in love.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Who's the lucky chap this time?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10It's a surprise. I'll bring him here later.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I know you're going to love him as much as I do.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm sure I will, poppettina.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I'm so pleased that's settled. Now, out.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23So, shall we test it?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Delightful prospect.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43GUNSHOT AND BREAKING GLASS

0:15:43 > 0:15:45They're coming.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Look, Leo, I think it'd be better coming from you.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I get nervous, I go blank. You don't know what it's like.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Made of stone, me.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Ciao, Tom.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Tomaso!- Valentina...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Er, I need to talk to you.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08How intriguing.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Someone from the workshop has feelings for you.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Tomaso, you needn't say another word.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16I feel the same way.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'll go and get him.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21I too am passionately in love with you.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- No, I didn't mean me... - You understand girls,

0:16:24 > 0:16:26you're cute and you know more

0:16:26 > 0:16:29about feather trimming than any boy I've ever met.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Santa Maria. Erm...

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Can you just give me a second?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40You're supposed to be asking her out for me.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41You think I want this?

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- I asked you to do me a favour, not steal her from me!- What?!- Calm down.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Just tell her you can't go out with her

0:16:47 > 0:16:50because you're a lowly artist and she's a lady.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Actually, that's quite a good idea.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Valentina, our love can never be.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04For I am a...a lowly artist whilst you are...a lady.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Who cares about that?

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Love conquers all.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Does it?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Erm...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Would you mind if I just...?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Now what? - Just tell her you don't like her.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Oh, big help(!) Stab her in the heart, why don't I?

0:17:21 > 0:17:22She's in love with me.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24When she should be in love with me!

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Tell her you haven't got time for romance because art is your life.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31You're very good at this, Lorenzo.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33My hobby, thinking up excuses.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39Valentina, art is my life.

0:17:39 > 0:17:44And I shall share that life with you, mi amore.

0:17:44 > 0:17:50Erm... Look, I'm very flattered, but I really must say no.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Oh.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Well, in that case, I shall leave.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Would you be so kind as to walk me home?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Of course.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Wearing your houppelande?

0:18:09 > 0:18:12You look so good in it and it's how I'd like to remember you.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15OK.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Right, I'll say arrivederci.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33Tomaso, I feel terribly faint.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Well, you're home now. - Could you help me in?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Couldn't one of the guards?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I could, I suppose.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53We need to get under the palace, get that gunpowder.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54We'll get it. It's my only chance.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- We'll find the exact spot and drill through, yeah?- Yeah.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Right, I'm off, then. - I won't let you.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28You're the love of my life even if you don't know it yet.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Daddy will see that.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32What? No, I can't meet your father.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I told him that tonight he would smile upon my fiance.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40I must be such a loser

0:19:40 > 0:19:43for Valentina to choose a girl disguised as a boy over me.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Mate, you're not a loser, and that boom bike's going to win her over.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Right, are we in the right place?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh, cavolo, there's a bush in the way.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Another hole? - No, you'll weaken the ground.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Wait. Hang on, hang on.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00I can see the gunpowder store. We need to drill under there.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Mac, I told you, stop drilling there, the ground will cave in.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06What are you doing here?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08We're waiting for Daddy to bless our engagement.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11No, but seriously, what's...? Oh, you're serious, aren't you?

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Daddy! Daddy!

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Yes, I'm coming, poppettina.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20It's my dad as well. You need to get out!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Oh, and here's me thinking what an ideal son-in-law I'll make.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Don't worry, belle bambino, Daddy will love you as much as I do.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I wouldn't count on it.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Help! Help!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's the gunpowder.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Daddy! Come back!

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Make a run for it?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Go! Go! Head for the side door.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Ah, there's the trunk.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Got the soot?- Yep.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Help, Excellency, help! Help!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59The ground has swallowed me up.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Come to Papa.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Help!

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Quick, roll the soot in, someone's coming.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Please, signorina.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Oi! Signorina!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Daddy, you're keeping me waiting.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28Sorry, poppettina, we have some business here. I'll be right out.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Make sure you are.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53The gunpowder's fine.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55That's a relief.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57You overindulge that girl.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Well, she's all I have.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Please help me! My legs are floating underground!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Would you be so kind as to help him out,

0:22:04 > 0:22:06show him to the gate and tell him he's fired?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- You're sacking him?- Of course.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'm not having him guarding my gunpowder

0:22:10 > 0:22:12if he can't get himself out of a hole.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh!

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Sorry, sorry.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Valentina, the boom bike is ready.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Out of my way. Tomaso? - We can go on it now.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26You and me, whizzing down the streets together on the...

0:22:26 > 0:22:31- What?- You said you wanted to go biking with me?

0:22:31 > 0:22:35Do I look stark staring mad? Look at the state of you.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Do you expect me to come anywhere near you

0:22:38 > 0:22:39and risk my life on this contraption

0:22:39 > 0:22:43when I could spend every precious moment with my darling bambolino?

0:22:43 > 0:22:48Tomaso, poverino, are you hurt? Poverino!

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Don't talk to him like that. - Tomaso, why are you running?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55We're destined to be together. I want to marry you.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57But I don't want to marry you.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59You don't mean that.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Imagine our wedding day.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Me stunningly gorgeous, as the bridesmaids drop petals at my feet.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Lorenzo a divine page boy

0:23:05 > 0:23:09and your sister my maid of honour. Lisa and I will be best friends.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Oh, come on, don't be coy.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Let's seal this deal with a kiss.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Get off, get off! I can't marry you!

0:23:16 > 0:23:20There is no sister Lisa. I'm Lisa!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Look, I'm sorry.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30It's all a horrible misunderstanding.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I didn't mean any harm.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34You have to understand, you're a girl.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's the only way I can paint.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Daddy, this person is a girl.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Mmm. I can see that.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46No, she's a fraud.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50This girl is working illegally as an apprentice pretending to be a boy.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52We must report her to Signor Verrocchio.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Poppettina, that's highly unlikely.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Daddy, get your horse. We must report her this instant.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01- That's utter nonsense. - Come on, Daddy, it's our duty.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04I WILL ruin you.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10What did I tell you? The devil in a dress.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16We can't outrun their horses.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- I'm finished!- No, you're not.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Leo, there's nothing we can do. - Want to bet?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Mac, light her up.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Leo, it's too late.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36What's wrong?

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- EXPLOSION - Whoa! Whooh!

0:24:54 > 0:24:58So, Signor Verrocchio, you have an impostor in your ranks.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Impostor? Is one of my boys posing as a real painter?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You misunderstand, signore.

0:25:03 > 0:25:08I refer to one Tomaso Gherardini who, in actual fact, is a girl.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Ridicolo, signore.- It's true.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14We have just this second left a girl called Lisa at the Medici Palace.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18She says she's Tomaso's twin sister but in fact they're one and the same.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Let me get this straight. You're saying that boy over there

0:25:22 > 0:25:26is really a girl and you've just left her at the Medici Palace?

0:25:31 > 0:25:36Apologies, signore, for disturbing you.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Valentina, this time you've gone too far.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41My cousin Piero is right. You are spoilt and you need discipline.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Daddy, I'm telling the truth!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Your detention tasks finished?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Si, Maestro.- Si, Maestro.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59Hmmm, it would appear that Tomaso's depiction is superior to Leonardo's.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02I would imagine this is because, being a girl,

0:26:02 > 0:26:04she knows all about dresses(!)

0:26:04 > 0:26:06LAUGHTER

0:26:15 > 0:26:21This gun could only work with the premium gunpowder

0:26:21 > 0:26:24that I have had specially imported.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29My friends, prepare to be amazed.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36GUN FIZZLES PATHETICALLY

0:26:46 > 0:26:49I can't believe I fell for Valentina.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51I was so stupid!

0:26:52 > 0:26:55We all fall for people we shouldn't.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59She didn't care about anyone other than herself.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02She would have ruined you.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Not all girls are like Valentina.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08You're not.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11No, I'm not.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15But then I guess you're one of the boys, eh?

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Night, Tom.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Night.

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