Cat and Mouse

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0:00:24 > 0:00:27Oh. You've decided to turn up.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I don't think you'll ever finish this painting.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- It has to be perfect.- Up!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Up, you lazy lumps! Sun's scorching your eyeballs out.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- They're coming down.- Wait! - I can't be caught like this!

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Presto! Presto!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Leo, come on, you need to get dressed!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hurry up!

0:01:31 > 0:01:36So you won't miss her while we're gone. It's only for a few days.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39When we're back, we'll have fixed a date for the wedding!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Cosi eccitante!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43All set?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Arrivederci, my darling.

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Don't sign anything, sell anything, or agree to anything.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'll be checking your homework diary.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Vico, three panels, sanded and glazed, please.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Enzo, gold leaf on that halo.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Tomaso, that dragon's blood should be thicker. Mix more red.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Leonardo can apply... Where is that infernal boy?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Must I repeat myself every morning?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Sorry, maestro, I was finishing...

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Do you have any idea what I want you to do? Porca miseria!

0:02:33 > 0:02:34You're late, then you yawn in my face.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38I suppose you've been up all night? Doing what?

0:02:38 > 0:02:43Something I haven't asked for and can't sell.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45While the rest of us slave all day on commissions.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48You're obviously no use here.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51You can prepare the walls in the Pazzi Chapel, ready for our mural.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56- That's miles away.- Yes, and still not far enough for me.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Mops, sugar soap, presto!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Oh, the mysterious girl.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Even better than last time.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19She lives.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Breathes.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Magnifico!

0:03:23 > 0:03:28This illusion of depth and shadow.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31I've never seen brushwork like it.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Well, perhaps he wasn't wasting time, after all.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58That's all?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02I take all the risks stealing it, I should get half!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04You sell it, if you think you can.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- I can do anything you can do. - I've got contacts, I know people.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10You? Huh! All you're good for

0:04:10 > 0:04:13is picking pockets and nicking handbags! Ha-ha!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- I want to be a partner. - SHE LAUGHS

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Go on, then, Signor Big Shot. Feast your eyes.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23SHE LAUGHS

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Dream on!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- That is the closest you'll come to my loot.- I'll show you.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Are you threatening me? Eh?

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Cos you know you'd be lost without me.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Don't you, maggot?

0:04:46 > 0:04:51I mean, who else would have you but me,...maggot?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56But if you ever cross me, Bruno Cafarelli,

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I'll chop you up into little pieces

0:04:59 > 0:05:01and scoop your innards out.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Now, vai via!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Go and earn your keep, there's a good Bruno.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18What are you looking at?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Where's your fiancee?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Aren't you supposed to be getting to know each other?

0:06:23 > 0:06:28She's gone to see her dad with my parents. They're fixing a date.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32They needn't bother because I'm not getting married. I'm far too young!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I should be out and about doing... - Boys' things?- Exactly!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39How can I practise my fencing or joust or do anything,

0:06:39 > 0:06:42if I have to sit around all day having tea and cakes with some girl.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Tea and cakes?- I'll even have to share my room with her, you know.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50I'll be surrounded by fluffy toys and pink mirrors and...

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- It's outrageous! - You'll tell them to cancel it?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Definitely. - Even though they're fixing a date?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Are you trying to make out I won't?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- No.- Because there's no way I'm getting married. No way!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Good. That's OK, then, isn't it?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yes, it is.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, you're not taking me seriously! Oh!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15So, how's it going, mate? You still the Macster? Eh?

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Still scamming for Florence? - I try to keep the fans happy.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22How about you? Still with Mazzola?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Nah. I'm my own boss now.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Look after number one.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Talking of which, I've got a shed-load of money coming my way.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Gold, silver, pearls, you name it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- It's a debt. I'm owed it. - Yeah, right(!)

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I am! The other party's trying to cheat me out of it.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43This other party isn't by any chance a scary person with a scary hook?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I thought you might want to be my partner.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47You don't want a partner, you want a fall guy.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Buongiorno! Anyone home?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Just you? Where's the wifey?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Very funny. I'm not getting married.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Really? Have you informed Mama and Papa of that fact?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- No, but I fully intend to. - Getting hitched, are you?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03My parents have arranged a marriage for me, but...

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- You always do what Papa tells you. - Papa being?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09His Excellency, Piero De Medici.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I don't know why I even bother.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15You're as bad as Tom. Never take anything I say seriously!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Lorenzo, wait! I didn't mean to upset you.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Don't worry about it, mate.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Posh boys, they're all the same. Oversensitive.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- About this job, you sure you don't want in?- I'm sure.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'll see you around, then.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Hey, hey, hey!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Don't let him get to you. Mates, eh?

0:08:35 > 0:08:39They can be funny when you don't do what they expect.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- He thinks he knows all about me. He doesn't.- Of course he doesn't!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- I can see you're serious about standing up to your parents.- I am.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- You're your own man.- I am.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50You've got untapped potential.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- I have.- There's a rebel in there waiting to break free.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55There is!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Do you want to hang out for a bit?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Sure. Fantastico.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'd love to, mate.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- It works on pedal power. - Fast, is it?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Like a horse. It's called a bicycle. - Whoa!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Nice action. Like it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Lorenzo? What's going on?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22This is my mate, Bruno. I wanted him to see the bike.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Let's give it a proper workout. Get some speed up.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Yeah.- You can't take Leo's bike!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29I thought you said it was yours?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Well, yeah, it is, sort of. We designed it together.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36What are we waiting for? Let's hit the road. Andiamo!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Lorenzo?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41What? We'll bring it back!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Look out! Watch out! - Wow!- What's that?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Watch out!- Lorenzo, what's Bruno doing with...

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Leo's bike?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Working hard?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06You should be on the job, not playing with toys.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- I am on the job.- Bruno! Wait!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13A Medici!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Oh, that's ambitious!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Hop on, Lorenzo.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Who was that unpleasant woman?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I used to work for her. Not any more.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I'm done with that.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33So, this Bruno, is he a friend of yours?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35No. He's a snake.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38He seems to be coiling himself around Lorenzo.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I think he's planning a job, a robbery.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- What does he want with Lorenzo? - Mama and Papa will put a stop to it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48They're not there. Lorenzo's home alone.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Watch out!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Eccellente!

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Wow!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07And so, this is...

0:11:07 > 0:11:10What are you doing? Tidying up, are we?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12No. No.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I was just going to...

0:11:16 > 0:11:19There, that's more like it.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21This her? Angelica?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26A keepsake. Oh! How sweet!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- It's my mum's idea. - When are they back, then?- Two days.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Ah.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36So while the cat's away...

0:11:36 > 0:11:38the mice will play.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Ha-huh! Yeah.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Where is it?- What?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Where's my painting?!

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Nobody should touch it without asking me first!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ah, Leonardo, wonderful news!

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Your painting was bought this morning by Gia Bonetti,

0:12:03 > 0:12:06the most respected dealer in Tuscany. He's planning to show it.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- No!- It'll be the talk of Florence.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- You can't sell it. - I beg your pardon?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- It's not finished. - Of course it's finished.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I've been working on it for ages, I know how I want it to be!

0:12:16 > 0:12:20- Your portrait will be seen by... - I don't want them to see it!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22This is a great opportunity.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25You have no right to sell it. You should have asked me first!

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Your work belongs to me.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- I judge whether it's ready to sell. - Maybe you can't judge!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- You can't see what's in my head! - He didn't...!- How dare you!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37The painting is sold. I thought you'd be pleased.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Instead, you question my judgment. I've been painting for 30 years.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44I will not let an apprentice tell me my own business.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- It's nothing to do with...! - That's enough!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04THEY LAUGH

0:13:34 > 0:13:36GUILTY LAUGHTER

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Nice one!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Oh! Sorry, mate.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49You're far too good for me.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53As far as I remember, fencing was one of your few skills.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- You were an ace.- Not at this level.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Lorenzo's a champ.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- What do you want, Mac? - I need to talk to Bruno.- Fire away.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02In private.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Ah-ah-ah. No secrets. Nothing I'd keep from my mate, Lorenzo.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07That job you were talking about.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- I'm interested.- What job?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- The one you needed a partner for. - Sorry, you've lost me.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Hey, you were the one talking about a job. Always a scam on the go.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Yeah. See? He's got your number.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22And he's got yours. The only reason he's hanging around you is to see

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- what he can get out of you. Because you're rich.- Oh, charming(!)

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Couldn't be I actually like him? That I think he's a great guy?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mac(!)

0:14:30 > 0:14:32I didn't mean that. I'm looking out for you.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36- I don't need you to look out for me! - Tell him to leave. He's bad news.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39No! I won't! I can make my own mind up what kind of news he is.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Don't be such an idiot.- Who do you think you are, telling me what to do,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44who I can and can't see? How dare you call me an idiot?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48- Look, I don't want to cause any trouble. Maybe I should leave.- No.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- He's the one that's going.- Lorenzo, listen...- Before I call security.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Va bene. Have it your way.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57But you don't know what you're getting into.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04He has so lost it.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07En garde!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Whoa!

0:15:12 > 0:15:14THEY LAUGH

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Papa's a banker.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Earns millions.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25It's a lot to live up to, you know.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Everywhere I go, people recognise me.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31It feels like I'm living in a goldfish bowl...

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Yeah, made of gold.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Yeah.- You said.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37BELL RINGS

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Oh. That's curfew.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'll have to take my chances with the night watchmen.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Well, why don't you stay?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46It's no trouble. We've got 17 spare rooms.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Go on, then. If you insist.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Signor Cafarelli is my guest. We must find him a room.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58No, you're all right, mate, I'll doss here on the couch.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Fetch us some blankets, there's a good love.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02LORENZO LAUGHS

0:16:06 > 0:16:08OWL HOOTS

0:17:53 > 0:17:55KNOCKING

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Master Medici, come quickly!

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Apologies, young master, but this is a serious matter.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- A robbery.- A robbery?

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Yeah. My safe has been broken into

0:18:10 > 0:18:13and I'm looking for Bruno Cafarelli.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16He's an...employee of mine.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I saw you together yesterday.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Do you have any idea where he is now?

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Yes. He's here. Why?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I've been here all night.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Vieni, maggot!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29You come with me now, and we'll say no more about it.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31I'd like you to leave.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33I told you I can vouch for Bruno.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35He's been here all night.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38You wouldn't doubt the word of a Medici, would you?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41All right.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Have it your way. For now.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47If you find your guest ain't house-trained,

0:18:47 > 0:18:48I'm on the Via Canale.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57(Make sure she leaves.)

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Niccolo Machiavelli.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07He's been bragging about a job. Try him.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Maybe I will. But...

0:19:08 > 0:19:12I'll be seeing you...maggot.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17SHE LAUGHS

0:19:20 > 0:19:24It's dragon's blood. It can't look like rose water!

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Give me that.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Maestro,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Leo's painting. The portrait.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I know what it means to him.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46I think we all do now.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's special, isn't it?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57You must know how it feels...

0:19:57 > 0:20:01to work on a painting night and day,

0:20:01 > 0:20:05maybe even for years, to get it right.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06You've felt the same way.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Have I?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Please, is there no way...?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17This brush is hopeless, fetch me another.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- MAZZOLA:- My loot! Where is it?

0:20:32 > 0:20:36CRASHING OF POTS AND FURNITURE

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Are you going to tell me where my loot is?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Ow! Steady on. Just a trim, please!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48I'll trim your throat if you don't tell me where it is.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49I dunno! Ask Bruno.

0:20:49 > 0:20:54I have. He's got a story. And a Medici to back him up.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Lorenzo, you idiot.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Look, it's got nothing to do with me.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Oh?

0:21:00 > 0:21:04So where did this come from, then?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06The Tooth Fairy?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39BRUNO LAUGHS

0:21:47 > 0:21:48It can't be.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52But you were here!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55You used me.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Yep.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58You did your bit.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01You gave me an alibi, protection.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Thanks for that.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I'll tell Signora Mazzola!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Too late. Right now,

0:22:12 > 0:22:15she's scooping the innards out of your mate Machiavelli.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I set him up. With your help.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19See you,

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Signor Big Shot.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Where's the rest of it?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I swear, I don't know!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Don't know was made to know.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37It's time for hearts to be poured out,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40beans to be spilled, geese to be cooked.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Time to talk...

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Signora! Signora Mazzola!

0:22:47 > 0:22:52Young Master Medici. Got some new information for me, have you?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Let him go. He's innocent. Bruno set him up.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58I'm sure he did. But I want my loot.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Where is it?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- I don't know.- You're a Medici!

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Pull some strings,

0:23:04 > 0:23:06step on some toes, break some eggs.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10Because if I don't get it back in an hour,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13this is the last time you'll see your friend in one piece.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Try Lucio's. It's a taverna. By the river.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20He hangs out there sometimes.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Bruno.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Bruno Cafarelli!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38What are you doing out of your goldfish bowl?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Give me the loot.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Now, were you the better swordsman?

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Or was I just letting you win?

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Did you really think I'd be friends with someone like you?

0:24:17 > 0:24:18You're pathetic.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21So go on. Off you toddle.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Bruno!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Steady on! Someone's going to get hurt!

0:24:45 > 0:24:46Argh!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56That's right, Young Master Medici.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01You leave my little maggot to me.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Pick up my loot.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- There's a good Bruno.- Ah!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42I know. I'm an idiot.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44A complete idiot. A clown.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46- A buffoon.- All right!

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Looks like I do need my friends to look out for me.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55I'm sorry.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57BELL RINGS

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Santa Maria! My parents will be back any minute.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Don't think for one moment I'm going to help you clear up.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Job well done.- Fantastico.- Yeah.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Oh!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45You'd better finish it now, hadn't you?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Yoo-hoo!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Lorenzo!

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Mama!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Lorenzo.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Papa.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18We've got a date. It's all set.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Are you happy, mio piccolo tortellini?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Si, Mama. I am, I really am.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I think we've chosen well.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29You have, Papa. I couldn't be more delighted. Grazie.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Prego.- You always do what's best for me. I know that.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34I can't wait to get married!

0:27:36 > 0:27:40And what's been going on here? All well, I trust?

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Oh, yes! Absolutely fine and dandy.

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