Kings and Queens

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Let's play! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Let's have an adventure, hurray! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:10 > 0:00:11# Let's play!

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Who could we be today? What could we do?

0:00:15 > 0:00:20# I'd like to drive a racing car Ride to the moon

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# I could be a firefighter A farmer or a vet

0:00:24 > 0:00:29# A knight in shining armour or I could be a chef

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Let's play! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Let's play! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Let's have an adventure today! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Let's play! #

0:00:42 > 0:00:45One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.

0:00:45 > 0:00:52- We're playing a game of cards. Snap. - One for me.- Great. Let's get started.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55OK, ready, go!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Hang on a minute. It's my turn to go first.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- I won the last game. The winner goes first.- You went first last time.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Because I won the time before that. - Hmm.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- I think we should take it in turns. - We are. It's your turn, come on.

0:01:08 > 0:01:14- I meant at going first. Snap!- No, it isn't.- Yes, it is, look! Two kings!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16OK.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Sn... - 'Ho-ho! Ho-ho!'

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Hold on, Sid. It's time.- Great!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- It's time to play! - Whose turn is it today?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Let it be me!- Let it be me!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Me!- Me!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36# Let it be me

0:01:36 > 0:01:38# Let it be me

0:01:38 > 0:01:39# Let it be me

0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Could it be me?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Let it be me

0:01:43 > 0:01:45# Let it be me

0:01:45 > 0:01:48# I really, really, really Really hope that it's me!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50# Let, let, let, let

0:01:50 > 0:01:52# Let it be me!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55# Let it be me

0:01:55 > 0:01:56# Let it be me

0:01:56 > 0:02:00# I really, really, really Really hope that it's me! #

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Could it be me?- Could it be me?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's me!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07# Yes, it's me!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09# Yes, it's me!

0:02:09 > 0:02:15# I'm really, really, really Really happy it's me! #

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Look, there's the dressing up room.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20# Let's play! #

0:02:20 > 0:02:22This is really exciting.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Let's find out what we're playing today.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Wow! I've got a firefighter's helmet, a caveperson's outfit

0:02:33 > 0:02:35and clown shoes?!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38That can't be right. Let's try something else.

0:02:42 > 0:02:48Wow! Now, this is more like it! So, what are we playing today?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Well, I'm wearing an outfit fit for a king!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55We're going to play Kings and Queens.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Hello. I'm King Sid. I could get used to this!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02So, what do we need to know?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Royal palaces are very big and have many hundreds of rooms.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12A palace sometimes has a swimming pool, a helicopter landing pad,

0:03:12 > 0:03:16a doctor's surgery and even its very own post office.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19The king or queen of a country is called a monarch.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Important people from around the world come to visit them

0:03:22 > 0:03:26and sometimes bring unusual gifts, even live animals.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30The animals are always given away to a nice safe home.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35When a monarch attends a posh dinner, people usually don't

0:03:35 > 0:03:40start eating until the monarch picks up his or her knife and fork.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45So, that's everything we need to remember. Do we need anything else?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Wow! A stick with lots of jewels on.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Well, I have no idea what this is for,

0:03:53 > 0:03:57but it looks pretty kingly to me. I'm sure it will come in useful.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00We've got everything we need. Let's go!

0:04:02 > 0:04:08- Rebecca, can you guess what we're playing today?- Wow!

0:04:08 > 0:04:13- Are you playing a prince? - No. I'm a king, King Sidney.

0:04:13 > 0:04:19- From now on, I'm in charge.- You most certainly are. You look amazing!

0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Very smart.- Thank you. Wish me luck. - Good luck, Your Majesty.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Come on, let's play Kings and Queens.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Whoa! Wee!

0:04:41 > 0:04:48So, where are we? Ah! This looks like a palace. But is it our palace?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Oh, look. Here comes a guard. Let's ask him.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56- Excuse me.- Yeah. - Can I ask you something?

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Oh! Yes, Your Majesty! Your Highness!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I wasn't expecting a royal visit today.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- We're very honoured to have you, sir.- Yeah, hi.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Is there anyone home?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Yes, sir. Look at the roof, sir. - Right... I'm looking at the roof.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Looks like a roof to me. Why would I look at the roof?

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Is the king up there? - The flag, sir. The flag is flying.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22In this palace, if the flag is flying,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24it means the monarch is at home.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- So the king is home. - No, the queen, sir.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29The queen's at home. Let's go and see her.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Thanks very much. - You're very welcome, Your Highness.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Any time I can be of assistance, Your Highn...

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh. Oh, he's gone.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, well. Never mind.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Excuse me again. Oh, sorry. You look exactly like...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54The...

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Never mind.- I did not know we had a royal visitor today.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00How may I be of service?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Thank you. I was wondering how to get inside the palace.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- It's a very big place. - Yes, it is, sir.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09We have over 100 rooms in this palace.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13100 rooms?! Wow! What does the queen need all those for?

0:06:13 > 0:06:17There's one for eating, the dining room, one for sleeping,

0:06:17 > 0:06:21the bedroom, and one for watching TV, the TV room.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- I suppose there's one for standing around and thinking.- Yes, sir.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- The standing around and thinking room.- Oh.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- I suppose sir would be wanting to go inside?- Yes.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Sir would like to do that very much. - Well, you will find the queen inside.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- She's having her portrait painted. - Ooh, I'd like to meet the queen.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43If you just go through there, you will find her.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Have a jolly good stay now. - Everyone's so polite around here.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Thanks a lot. Bye-sy bye. - Bye-sy bye, sir.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Wow! Look at this place. Pretty fancy, or what?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Wow! These are great. Look at that vase!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, hello, Mr Knight in Shining Armour.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08I have to say, I'm feeling rather kingly in this royal outfit.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15I wonder what's in here then. Probably loads more cool stuff.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Oh, hello. It's the queen.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Your Majesty. How lovely to meet you.- Ew, hellew!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Luh-ly to mee-you too.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Pardon?- I said, how luh-ly to mee-you too.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I can't understand what she's saying.- I am sorry.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39I can't move my lips because I'm having my portrait painted.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- I've got to keep awfully still. - Eh? Oh! Right!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46And relax, please, Your Majesty.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh! Thank you! That's much better.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Oh, jolly nice to meet you!- Hello.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I still can't understand you, though.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Oh, that's because I'm ver-posh! - Oh! Right.

0:07:58 > 0:08:04- And who might you be?- I'm King Sid. - Jolly nice to meet you, King Sid.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09It's so nice to meet another royal person. One meets so few.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Yes. I must say, you're looking very nice with your crown and outfit.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Thank you ver-much.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19One has to look one's best when one is having one's portrait painted.

0:08:19 > 0:08:26One has one's orb. The trouble is one appears to have lost one's sceptre.

0:08:26 > 0:08:32- Sceptre? What's a sceptre?- Kind of like a wand. It's made of gold.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Just like one's jolly old orb here.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38The orb and the sceptre, they rather go together.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41And whilst having one's portrait painted,

0:08:41 > 0:08:45it's very bad form not to have them both.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh. Hold on.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51I think this might be a sceptre. Yes, I think it is.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Your Majesty, you can have this, if you like.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Really? Oh, thanks awfully!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- That's all right. There you go. - Oh. This is a good one, yes.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Good sceptre.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I'm with Her Majesty now. Over and out.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Hello, Your Majesty. Sorry to bother you.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13How is the portrait coming along? Are you finished yet?

0:09:13 > 0:09:18No, she's still working on my head. I think I'll be here a little longer.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh. Oh, dear.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh, no. what seems to be the problem? Maybe I can help.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- And you are?- Sid.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- No, I don't seem to have a Sid on my list.- Try King Sid.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38King Sid?! Oh! Why didn't you say so, Your Majesty?

0:09:38 > 0:09:42- How lovely to meet you. - Charmed, I'm sure.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46The thing is, I have a whole list of official duties for the queen

0:09:46 > 0:09:49to do, all of which must be done today.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52And the queen can't do them, because she's having her portrait painted.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57- Precisely.- OK, that's easy. I'll do them for her.- You?!

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- I mean, "you", Your Majesty? Are you sure?- Yes.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I'm feeling in a kingly mood today.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Well, you can start off by doing the royal post,

0:10:06 > 0:10:10and then I have a couple of hundred other things for you to do.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- There's a lot to do.- If you'd like to get started on the royal post,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'll see you in a tick.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20The royal post?! I don't even know what that means!

0:10:20 > 0:10:25Where am I supposed to go next? I don't want to let the queen down.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh! Yes! I know!

0:10:27 > 0:10:31I remember! Do you?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Sometimes palaces are so big, they have their very own post office.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39That's where we need to go. We need to find the post office.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44- See you later, Your Majesty.- Hmm? What? Oh! OK! Thanks awfully!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Hmm, what a jolly nice chap!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53Right, so this must be the royal post office.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Oh, she gets a lot of letters.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59I haven't had this much post in my whole life.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01And this is just today's.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05So, you found your way here. Good, good.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09First, I need you to sign all of these birthday letters.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Right, OK. So she's sending all these ones?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Who gets a letter from the queen on their birthday?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Sometimes, people who are 100 years old are lucky enough to get

0:11:18 > 0:11:20a special letter on their birthday.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25Oh! 100 years old! Wow! That's a lot of candles on your birthday cake!

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- < Special delivery! - Oh, no! What now?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- I wonder what that could be. - What on earth is this?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Oops.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41One parrot. Now who on earth would want to send something like this?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44It says it's from the president of Birdland.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47His name is Henry, and he likes to eat birdseed.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Who's a pretty boy, then?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Good morning, Your Highness. - Oh! He talks!

0:11:53 > 0:11:58- Nice crown, Your Highness. - Ha-ha! Brilliant!

0:11:58 > 0:12:03A parrot! What on earth are we going to do with this now?

0:12:03 > 0:12:08Oh. Well, a parrot is a nice gift. But a queen doesn't need a parrot.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13What are we going to do? Oh, I know! I remember, do you?

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Important people sometimes give unusual gifts to a monarch,

0:12:18 > 0:12:19even live animals.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22But they're given away to a nice home where they'll be taken care of.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- That'll be nice, Your Highness. - All right, Henry.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27We'll find you a nice home.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31No, a parrot. Not a carrot!

0:12:31 > 0:12:35You can take it? Great! That's wonderful news!

0:12:35 > 0:12:40I'll send it right over. And maybe I'll send over some carrots!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Hello?

0:12:43 > 0:12:48- So what's the news?- The bird sanctuary have a home for a parrot.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50They were looking for one of just this type.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Especially a talky little bird like you!- You look lovely, Your Highness.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- I'm going to miss you, parrot. - I'm not sure I will.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02That voice is going right through my head.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Well done, King Sid. You've done a royally terrific job.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Thank you. - It's coming up to one o'clock.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13- I think it's time for the royal banquet.- Yummy!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15I'm looking forward to some tasty treats!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Maybe they'll have some carrots!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20PHONE RINGS

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Hello?

0:13:24 > 0:13:28So then the parrot said to me, "Nice crown, Your Highness!"

0:13:28 > 0:13:33- It was so funny! - And was it?- What?- A nice crown?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yes, it was the one I was wearing,

0:13:35 > 0:13:41- but what was funny was that the parrot had said it.- Yes. How lovely.

0:13:41 > 0:13:47Anyway, we can't sit here having fun all day. It's lunchtime. Yum-yum.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Here goes.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Ahem.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53AHEM!

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Urm... One welcomes everyone and I...

0:13:57 > 0:14:02One would like to extend a particularly warm welcome

0:14:02 > 0:14:04to our special guest of honour...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11SHE WHISPERS

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Of course. The President of Ladyland.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16APPLAUSE

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Let the feasting begin.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Let the feasting begin.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Let the feasting begin!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Come on, everyone. Get stuck in!

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Oh. What's going on? Why isn't anybody eating their food?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Do you think there's something wrong with it?

0:14:36 > 0:14:41Oh! I know! I remember! Do you? When a monarch attends a posh dinner,

0:14:41 > 0:14:44people usually don't start eating their food

0:14:44 > 0:14:48until after the monarch has picked up his or her knife and fork.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Come on, get stuck in.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Ah, yes. So tell me again about this parrot.

0:15:00 > 0:15:06It said you had a nice crown, but why did it say that, exactly?

0:15:13 > 0:15:18Phoof! Wow! What a day! How have you been getting on, Your Highness?

0:15:18 > 0:15:24It's been jolly tiring, sitting here doing this...all day.

0:15:24 > 0:15:29- But I think the portrait is finally finished.- Great! You must be pleased.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I am. Shall we take a look?- Yes.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Ah!- Ah!

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Now, that is...interesting.- Yes. I was thinking more...- Unusual?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Yes, that's the word. Unusual.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56It will go nicely with the others.

0:15:56 > 0:16:01Well, it's been simply wonderful to meet you, King Sid.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06And you've done jolly well doing all my jobs. You really saved the day.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08It was my pleasure. I enjoyed it.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- And I'd like to give you something to say thank you.- How kind!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14For you, King Sid.

0:16:14 > 0:16:20- I give you this special medal for all your terribly hard work.- Wow!

0:16:20 > 0:16:25One has an honour! A medal from the queen! Thank you, Your Majesty.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Not at all. I actually quite like giving medals.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Well, it was great fun being a king. We'd never have done it

0:16:32 > 0:16:36without remembering everything we needed to know.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41Monarchs live in royal palaces, and some even have post offices.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Visitors from around the world sometimes bring unusual gifts,

0:16:47 > 0:16:49even live animals.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Who's a pretty boy, then?

0:16:50 > 0:16:54The animals are always given to a nice safe home.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57And when a monarch attends a posh dinner,

0:16:57 > 0:17:00people usually don't start eating until the monarch starts.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Come on, get stuck in.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Oh! I think it's time one went home.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Goodbye, Your Majesty.- Goodbye, King Sid. Lovely to meet you.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, not a pair.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Oh, neither is that one.- Hey, Rebecca. Hey, Sid. How did it go?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Well, if one is honest, one is feeling rather tired.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34"One is feeling rather tired," is one?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36What happened to your voice?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39It's just the way one speaks when one is a king or a queen.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- What was it like? Did you get to tell everyone what to do?- No.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Being a king wasn't about bossing people around.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50It was more about signing birthday letters, posing for pictures,

0:17:50 > 0:17:54entertaining, talking a lot. My face is aching from smiling.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59- That's you, Sid. King Smiley!- Get off!

0:17:59 > 0:18:05- Oh, what's that?- Ah, this is a medal. I was decorated.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09But you can have it for being a brilliant best friend.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Oh, thanks, Sid! Do you fancy a game of Snap?

0:18:13 > 0:18:17All right, then. And you can go first this time.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Playing Kings and Queens was brilliant fun,

0:18:20 > 0:18:22but what do you like to play?

0:18:25 > 0:18:30I like playing Police Officers and talking on my radio.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33I like catching baddies.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37I like playing Ladybirds and flying round the garden.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40SHE LAUGHS

0:18:40 > 0:18:44I love playing Tennis Players and winning all my matches!

0:18:47 > 0:18:51It's fun to play. Start playing today.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Go to...

0:18:54 > 0:18:56..and click on Let's Play.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59See you soon!