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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Let's Play! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Let's Play! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Let's Play! Let's have an adventure, hooray!

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Do be do do be do be do Let's Play!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Who could we be today?

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# What could we do?

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'd like to drive a racing car

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Or fly to the moon I could be a fire fighter

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# A farmer or a vet

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# A knight in shining armour Or I could be a chef

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Let's Play! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Let's Play! Do be do do be do be do

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# Let's Play! Let's have an adventure today!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Do be do do be do be do Let's Play! #

0:00:42 > 0:00:47Yes! I love a bit of toast with my jam!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:49 > 0:00:55OK, jammy toast, it's just you and me in the peace and quiet. Mmm!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57CREAK

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hi, Rebecca. That's a very creaky door.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, hi, Sid. It is, isn't it? CREAK

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Very creaky indeed. OK, where were we? Oh, yes.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- You in my mouth. - CREAK

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, is that the door again?

0:01:10 > 0:01:14No, it's the drawer this time. That's creaky, too.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Have you finished creaking because I was just about to eat my...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yes, carry on. I'm finished here.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Now, where were we? Ah, yes, you were going into my mouth.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30This time, you definitely are, I promise. Ah...

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- CREAK - Rebecca!- Sorry, Sid.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- I needed a spoon. - Have you finished now?- Yes.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Are you sure?- I really am.- OK.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44SPACESHIP NOISES

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Hold on, Sid, it's time!- Great!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's time to play!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Whose turn is it today?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Let it be me!- Let it be me!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Me!- Me!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Let it be me

0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Let it be me

0:02:02 > 0:02:03# Let it be me

0:02:03 > 0:02:06# Let it be me

0:02:06 > 0:02:09# Let it be me Let it be me

0:02:09 > 0:02:13# I really, really, really, really hope that it's me

0:02:13 > 0:02:17# Let, let, let, let Let it be me!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19# Let it be me

0:02:19 > 0:02:20# Let it be me

0:02:20 > 0:02:24# I really, really, really, really, hope that it's me! #

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Could it be me?- Could it be me?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32It's me! # Yes, it's me

0:02:32 > 0:02:33# Yes, it's me

0:02:33 > 0:02:37# I'm really, really, really, really happy!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39# It's me! #

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Look, there's the dressing-up room.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Let's play! #

0:02:43 > 0:02:46So, what are we going to play?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Let's find out.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57A clown outfit? Cowboy boots? And a chef's hat?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I don't think so. Let's try again.

0:03:05 > 0:03:11What have we got on now? We've got a suit of armour and a helmet to match.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15What do you think we're playing today? Of course!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18We will be knights in armour and be really brave.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21So what we need to know?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25First of all, Rebecca, knights in armour lived a long time ago.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30From a young age, they learnt how to ride a horse and use weapons.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Knights fought in battles for the king or queen,

0:03:33 > 0:03:37but a big part of their job was to help the weak and defenceless.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Knights' armour covered all of their bodies. It was made of metal

0:03:40 > 0:03:43and was very heavy, and had to be oiled

0:03:43 > 0:03:45or it would get rusty and seize up.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Knights rode trusty steeds,

0:03:47 > 0:03:50which is another name for brave horses that belonged to knights.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55OK, so that's what we need to remember.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58And do we need anything else?

0:04:01 > 0:04:07Oh, a carrot? That's a surprise. I wonder what this is for.

0:04:07 > 0:04:13I guess we'll find out. OK, we've got everything we need, so let's go!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15# Let's play! #

0:04:15 > 0:04:20OK, jammy-wammy toast, it's just you and me.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Hey, Sid. Can you guess what we're playing today?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Are we playing, Let's Not Let Sid Eat His Jammy Toast?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- No, we're playing knights in armour! - Oh, wow!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I wish I was going on a knights in armour adventure

0:04:33 > 0:04:36instead of staying in this creaky house.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Just think of all the jammy toast you can eat while I'm gone.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Oh, yes! Have a good time.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- I will, see you later.- Bye!

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Come on, then, let's play knights in armour!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Wooo!

0:05:08 > 0:05:13Right, here I am. In my armour, ready to be a brave knight.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18So where can I get some knighting action, then?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21TRUMPET CALLS Did you hear that? Trumpets!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24TRUMPET CALLS

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I think it came from that castle over there.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30It might belong to a king or a queen. Let's see if there's anyone in.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I think it's a good place to start our knight adventure.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Good morning.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Halt! Who goes there? - Who goes where?- There.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- What, here?- Yes. There.- Oh, right.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'm a brave knight and I'm here to do knight stuff

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- and serve the king or queen. - You want to see the king, then?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Yes, please.- You can't see the king unless you give me the password.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01Ooh! I like guessing games. Right... Password...OK.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Mouldy mangoes.- Nope.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Inky stinky? Bingowingo?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- That's not it.- Lumpy bumpy? - Try again.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Wobbly legs?- Not quite. - Jelly belly?- 'Fraid not.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I don't know.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Smelly kippers?- That'll do nicely.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Oh, great!- On you go. - Thanks.- Enjoy your stay.

0:06:20 > 0:06:26Oh, wow! This is a grand room.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Of course it is. It's my castle.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Hello. And who might you be?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35I am King Archibald I, ruler of this fine kingdom

0:06:35 > 0:06:39and all-round general important person.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- What brings ye to my castle? - I'm glad you asked me that.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm a knight in armour. I'm here to do brave, knightly things.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- All right, then. On your knees.- Excuse me?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54If ye wants to be a knight, I have to knight ye.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Oh, right, OK. Give me a moment. This could be tricky.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'm not sure how well armour bends.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Give me a moment.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Try the other leg, ha-ha.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- OK, I'll try this.- Ah!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Yes, now. Where is it? Ah, yes. Here we go, then.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22On second thoughts, I think I'll be...

0:07:22 > 0:07:25No, it's all right. This is how we knight people.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28We put the sword on your shoulders, like this, and say,

0:07:28 > 0:07:32I dub ye Sir Rebecca the Brave.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Is it over?- Yes, all done. - Wow, lovely, thanks.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Sir Rebecca the Brave. I like it.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Now, I have for job you, brave knight.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Great, bring it on.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I hope he needs me to be brave because I, Sir Rebecca the Brave,

0:07:50 > 0:07:51am very brave.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56My daughter, Princess Snooty-Pants, is trapped inside the great tower.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58That's a bit careless, isn't it?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- And I need you, brave knight, to rescue her.- Consider it done, boss.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I mean, sir. Your Majesty.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Wonderful! You are indeed a brave knight.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11You're just the sort of knight that I've been looking for.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Yes, that's right, I'm a knight. And that's what we do,

0:08:15 > 0:08:19rescuing princesses from towers is all in a day's work.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Of course, all the other knights run a mile when I mention the dragon.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Dragon? You didn't mention a dragon.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Oh. Didn't I mention the dragon?

0:08:29 > 0:08:33No. You didn't. So, this dragon?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh, you know, flappy wings, teeth, fire!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40OK, right. Look,

0:08:40 > 0:08:45I'm perfectly fine with rescues. I really am, but dragons, uh-uh.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50- But you said yes. A deal is a deal. - And a dragon is a dragon.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Aren't you forgetting something?

0:08:52 > 0:08:57What exactly is the job of a brave knight in armour?

0:08:57 > 0:09:02I don't know. What is the job of a knight in armour?

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Oh! Hold on! I remember, do you?

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Knights in armour used to fight in battles for their king or queen.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16They also used to help the weak and defenceless. Right! I can do that.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20So, you see, you have to work for your king.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22And poor Princess Snooty-Pants

0:09:22 > 0:09:27is trapped inside that tower, all alone,

0:09:27 > 0:09:31weak and defenceless, with no-one to talk to but the mice.

0:09:31 > 0:09:39My poor, defenceless daughter. Poor, defenceless Princess Snooty-Pants.

0:09:39 > 0:09:44Oh, dear. I really don't want to go but I know I should

0:09:44 > 0:09:47if I'm meant to be a knight in armour.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51I will find the strength somehow. I can do this!

0:09:51 > 0:09:55I can rescue Princess Snooty-Pants!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58All right then, I'll do it.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00OK, great, super. Off you go, then.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Oh, right. OK. Bye.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Good. Now I'll count some gold.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Here we go, then. Brave knights are we.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Let's go and rescue that princess from the tower.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I hope it's not far. Do you know what?

0:10:24 > 0:10:29This armour is really, really heavy. I don't fancy walking much further.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32DISTANT CRY Did you hear that?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34DISTANT CRY

0:10:34 > 0:10:38It sounded like someone who needed our help. Is that the princess?

0:10:38 > 0:10:43Help! Help!

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Oh, for goodness sake, come and help me. For I am in need of help.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Fear not, Princess. We're on our way,

0:10:50 > 0:10:54as fast as we can in this heavy armour.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I've been trapped up here for ages.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Right, I'm coming as fast as I can.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00THUNDER CLAPS

0:11:00 > 0:11:06Oh, no! It's starting to rain. This is the last thing I need.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10I didn't bring an umbrella, either.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13This is very, very hard work.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15SQUEAK

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Is it me? Or is my armour getting stiff?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19SQUEAK

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Fair Princess, I am here to rescue you.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Well, let's not stand around chatting about it.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33I'm ready to be rescued. So please, now, rescue me.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36SQUEAK

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Hold on, what's going on? I can't move.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Oh no!

0:11:42 > 0:11:46I'm all rusty. I think the rain has seized up my armour.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49This can't be happening.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52What am I going to do? I can't rescue the princess if I can't move.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56So, how can I start moving again?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, hold on. I remember, do you?

0:11:58 > 0:12:04Knights' armour had to be oiled or it would get rusty and seize up.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09We need to get some oil. Excuse me, I'm stuck!

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Hold on. I thought I was the one that needed rescuing.

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Can you help me? My armour's got all rusty, and I need oil to unstick it.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23You want oil? What do you think this is? A shop?

0:12:23 > 0:12:26OK, Sir Whatever. Wait there.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Don't move.- That should be easy.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40Well, I have good news and I have bad news. Which do you want first?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Um, I'll have the good news.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45The good news is I found some oil.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46And the bad news?

0:12:46 > 0:12:52The bad news is it's the oil that I usually use to fry my turnips.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's a bit old and smelly.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Oh.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Stand still, here it comes.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06Oh, that tickles! It's really smelly.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08They were very old turnips.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11OK, let me see if this has worked.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12SQUEAK

0:13:12 > 0:13:15That's better.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19I can move! I'm free!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21So can we get going now, please?

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Right, let's rescue this princess.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Fair Princess, throw down your hair so I may climb up.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34OK, brace yourself!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Eh?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42You've ruined my hair extensions! You naughty, naughty knight!

0:13:42 > 0:13:47- Sorry, Miss.- What shall I do now? - Oh, dear.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50What am I to do? Stuck in this room, behind this door,

0:13:50 > 0:13:54all locked up, and no way out.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- A door? Does it have a key in it? - Yes.- Try turning it.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I could try that.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Oh, yes. Hey! It worked!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Huh, well that was easy.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13It's me! I'm out!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Great!- What do we do now?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18ROAR

0:14:19 > 0:14:23- It's a dragon!- What shall we do? - Run!- Great idea!

0:14:27 > 0:14:32- So, what's the plan? - Er, plan? What plan?

0:14:32 > 0:14:36You're the knight doing the rescuing. How will we escape?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Err... Keep running?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41That's just great. You came here without anything

0:14:41 > 0:14:43for us to make a getaway with. What sort of knight are you?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45ROAR

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- A scared one!- Argh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51ROAR

0:14:51 > 0:14:56I can't go much further. What are we going to do?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59We need to go faster.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Oh, hold on, I remember, do you?

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Knights rode trusty steeds, which is another name for a horse.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10We need to get a horse!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- There's one, over there.- Great!

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Let's get to our trusty steed.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21NEIGH

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Hello, horsey. Can you give us a ride, please?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29NEIGH Ooh, easy, fella.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Come on, just a little ride on your back, we'd be really grateful.- Hurry!

0:15:33 > 0:15:36You need to make that horsey help us before the dragon gets here.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Oh, no! What are we going to do? Err...

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Oh, yes! Of course! This carrot. I knew it would come in useful.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Here you go, horsey. Munch on that.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I think he likes it.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52ROAR

0:15:52 > 0:15:55The dragon! Quick! On the horse!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58ROAR

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- OK, you can move now, please? - Get us out of here!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Wahey!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06GROAN

0:16:06 > 0:16:12Phew! We did it! We rescued the princess. Didn't we do well?

0:16:12 > 0:16:17Giddy-up, horsey. Let's get this princess back home!

0:16:21 > 0:16:26Good knight, Sir Rebecca the Brave. You have brought back my daughter.

0:16:26 > 0:16:32- What is that pong?- Yes, sorry. That's me. It's turnips.- Eh?

0:16:32 > 0:16:37- You don't want to know.- You are indeed the bravest of the brave.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, thanks.

0:16:39 > 0:16:44And so you must now accept Princess Snooty-Pants's hand in marriage.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Eh?- Cooey!

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, um... Yes, err...

0:16:49 > 0:16:53I've really got to go, I've got to oil my armour. Yes.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Don't get stuck in any more towers, now.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58My hero.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Well, we did it. We rescued the princess.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04But we would never have done it

0:17:04 > 0:17:07without remembering everything we needed to know.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12'Knights in armour lived many years ago and helped the weak

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- 'and defenceless.' - Help!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17'Their armour was made of metal

0:17:17 > 0:17:20'and if it got wet it would get rusty and seize up.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24'And knights rode trusty steeds, which were brave horses.'

0:17:32 > 0:17:36I think it's time we went home. Bye, everyone.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Goodbye, brave Sir Rebecca the Knight.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Missing you already. - See ya, bye.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49And then my armour rusted up.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- But it was all right because we used this oil.- Ah, great!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Sounds like you had fantastic fun. - I did.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59I'm about to eat this pie, mmm. I can't wait. Would you like some?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Yes, please. I'll get the plates. - Good idea.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06Mmm. Yes, pies, you and me today.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08CREAK

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Oh no! Not again! Everything still creaks.

0:18:11 > 0:18:16Ah! I know. We can use this oil.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Can you hear this?

0:18:21 > 0:18:25No, not a thing. Fantastic!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27No more creaks now.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Playing knights in armour was great fun! What do you like to play?

0:18:33 > 0:18:40I love to play racing drivers. I race around like this. Neeoow!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44I would like to be a cave-girl and have crazy hair.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I would be really fierce, like this, rargh!

0:18:47 > 0:18:51I like to play tennis and win all my matches.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53CRASH

0:18:56 > 0:19:00It's fun to play! Start playing today.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06See you soon.