How Can I Make a Monster?

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09My Halloween party's going to be the best one ever.

0:00:09 > 0:00:14- Oh, really? What's your costume? - I shall be King Kong.

0:00:14 > 0:00:15But quite a lot smaller.

0:00:15 > 0:00:20So you're going as a tiny giant ape?

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Yes.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Isn't that just a monkey?

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Ah, but I'll be holding this,

0:00:25 > 0:00:30which is a real woman, so you can tell how huge I am.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Won't that just look like you're a monkey holding a doll?

0:00:33 > 0:00:36You'll just look like a girl monkey.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Oh.- Either way, you're going to be busy for a while, are you?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Was there a Queen Kong?

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Oh, you've got an RSVP, by the way.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Brilliant! What's an RSVP?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55It's a reply to a party invitation.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57It says, let's see,

0:00:57 > 0:01:02"I'm comming" - spelt wrong - "to yur partee" - spelt wrong.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06"I have alwayz wanted to eet you.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10"Yours, a monster." Isn't that nice!

0:01:10 > 0:01:15- A monster?- Yes. I wonder what sort of child-eating monster he is.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17He's going to eat me?

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Well, if you think that's bad, his spelling is atrocious.

0:01:24 > 0:01:30"Apply Orang-U-Tan tanning lotion VERY sparingly."

0:01:34 > 0:01:35HORN SOUNDS

0:01:35 > 0:01:39I've come up with another one of my big questions.

0:01:39 > 0:01:44How can I make a monster?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49HE MUMBLES

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Sorry, I couldn't quite hear that.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53You've got a little bit of something around your mouth.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55And on your feet.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, and there's a little bit on your hand, just there.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00HORN SOUNDS

0:02:00 > 0:02:03# I love monkeys, I love monkeys

0:02:03 > 0:02:07# Oh, those happy little chirpy little monkeys

0:02:07 > 0:02:10# With their tails and their bananas

0:02:10 > 0:02:13# I think that if we all were monkeys we'd have happier mananas

0:02:13 > 0:02:16# Get me monkeys, lots of monkeys

0:02:16 > 0:02:20# Oh, you know that next to monkeys I adore

0:02:20 > 0:02:23# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys

0:02:23 > 0:02:26# I wouldn't love her any more. # Thank you very much!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Uh, phew!

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Oh, what is that smell? Really, Big Howard, you could have waited.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38It's not me! Has it occurred to you it might be coming from

0:02:38 > 0:02:41the 12 festering undead monkey cadavers behind you?

0:02:41 > 0:02:46Typical Big Howard, blame the festering undead monkey cadavers.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48No, guys, I didn't say you smelled!

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Argh!

0:02:50 > 0:02:55Brilliant! You dressed up as the blob creature from the green lagoon.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57That might scare off the monster.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Believe it or not, I didn't dump all this over myself on purpose.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's tanning lotion. What monster?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05A monster's written me an R-S-V-P-L.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09- A what?- He's coming to my party and he says he's going to eat me!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12So I need to defend myself by making my own monster.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13I haven't got time for this.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17The reason I've applied this tan is I've got a new job presenting the

0:03:17 > 0:03:21brand-new teatime quiz show for the elderly, Flummox Mum.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Am I a bit orange?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Ah-ha-ha! Ooh!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- It's noticeable, then, is it? - You look like an orange

0:03:33 > 0:03:37with extra artificial orange flavouring and colouring.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40You look like a goldfish with orange fever from Orange County.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yeah, I've got the message, thank you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45You look like a great big orange-faced monster,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47like the one that's coming to eat me.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50There's a monster coming to eat me!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52There is not a monster coming to eat you.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55There is. He sent me an R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- A what?- Just a little bit! Uh-huh! - Do the monster maths, Big Howard.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I need to make my own monster to defend me

0:04:01 > 0:04:03from the monster that's after me.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08You can't make a monster. Jekyll and Hyde potions aren't real, you know.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Who and what potions?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, dear.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Jekyll and Hyde.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17It's a book about a man who drinks a potion and turns into a monster.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's probably not worth remembering.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22To the library! See you later, satsuma face.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Late on that accursed night, I compounded the elements,

0:04:40 > 0:04:44watched them boil and smoke together in a glass,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46and when the evolition had subsided,

0:04:46 > 0:04:50with a strong glow of courage, drank off the potion.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52This book's brilliant.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55It's about a doctor who makes a potion and drinks it

0:04:55 > 0:04:56and turns into a monster.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Yes, I know.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00You have read all of it out loud.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Could you read it quietly, please?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, sorry. Sorry, everyone. Sorry!

0:05:06 > 0:05:11The most racking pangs succeeded, a grinding in the bones...

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Ahem!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Shall I read it in my head?- Yes!

0:05:16 > 0:05:21- These agonies began swiftly to subside.- Get out!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Ssh! - Well, I was just telling him to...

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I wonder if my elixir is finished yet.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42It's hard to tell, because I don't have a clue what I am doing.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46I need to test it, though. But on who?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56The old switcheroo.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11I've done it! I've made a monster!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17SIREN BLARES

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Back from the hospital, then?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37IN CROAKY VOICE: Yes. Have we learnt anything

0:06:37 > 0:06:40about giving people magic potions?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Yes, Big Howard. I won't be doing that again.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Not with those ingredients. Or at all!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Are you all right?- I am now. I don't know if it's noticeable at all,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53but it has made my voice a little bit funny.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Ha-ha! Very sorry, Big Howard. - Not funny ha-ha.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Sorry.- I have to get it back to normal before we film Flummox Mum.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04So far, your big question has dyed my skin orange

0:07:04 > 0:07:09and has landed me in the toxicology unit of the hospital for three days.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13If you've got any more experiments, please do them with Mother.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16How's Big Howard?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Have they detached the poo bag yet? - I think so.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I could have really hurt him, couldn't I?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, you poor dear.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Come and give Mummy a hug.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28"Mummy"?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33That was for saying you were going to eat Little Howard.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36And no, you can't borrow any bandages.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Of course, if I make a mummy,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41then that will help me beat the monster on Friday.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45I need some pickle and lots of bog roll. And you, Mother.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Erm...

0:07:49 > 0:07:50- Help!- Don't worry,

0:07:50 > 0:07:54I'm only going to bury you for about 2,000 or 3,000 years,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58and then your horrific cadaver can burst forth from your ancient tomb!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01And help me beat the monster on Friday.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04They didn't bury mummies, they put them in the middle of pyramids.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07OK. I'll bung a chunk of Toblerone on top.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Or perhaps a one of the other pyramid-shaped chocolate bars

0:08:10 > 0:08:11available on the market.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13But, erm, if you bury me,

0:08:13 > 0:08:16who will tell you interesting facts about boxers?

0:08:16 > 0:08:21OK, I'm listening, but I'm also still digging.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26Erm, in 1922, the explorer Howard Carter broke into the tomb

0:08:26 > 0:08:30of Tutankhamen, the Ancient Egyptian king,

0:08:30 > 0:08:33and a sequence of disasters befell his team,

0:08:33 > 0:08:38giving rise to the legend of the curse of the pharaohs!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Now we're talking. Did the mummy come

0:08:40 > 0:08:43to life and rip them all to shreds?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Er, no, but their boss, Lord Carnarvon,

0:08:47 > 0:08:50cut himself shaving and died.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55- What? He lopped his own head off? - Not quite.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59He slightly grazed a mosquito bite and got blood poisoning and died.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Eventually.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Is that it?- Erm...

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- I'm getting the pickling vinegar. - Help!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08PHONE RINGS

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Hello!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11MUFFLED VOICE

0:09:11 > 0:09:12It's a monster!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22COCKEREL CROWS

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Morning! Looking forward to your party tonight?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's not every day a little boy

0:09:36 > 0:09:39gets to be eaten alive by a slabbering monster, you know.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41What am I going to do?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I know, what if I expose you to a huge amount of radiation?

0:09:45 > 0:09:50- You might mutate into a computer Godzilla.- Agh!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Erm... Bats!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- It's just an idea.- No, bats.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Get hold of bats and you can turn someone into a vampire.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01A vampire?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, zat is lovely.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Is that Ribena?- Oh, no.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Is that any other of the blackcurrant cordials

0:10:08 > 0:10:10that are available on the market?

0:10:10 > 0:10:11It's a cheeky little red

0:10:11 > 0:10:14from a cheeky little red-haired boy. It is blood!

0:10:14 > 0:10:19I find it most excellent for writing letters.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'll take that "Argh!" as a yes.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24I'll make some calls.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29OK. But I don't want to go anywhere scary.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Oh, dear. It's a bit dark and scary.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Note to self - never listen to anything that Mother says.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40This wasn't exactly what I had in mind,

0:10:40 > 0:10:44being sent into a dark cave with... Aah! Vampire bats!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- These aren't vampire bats. - Who are you?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I'm Gemma, and I'm a bat expert.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53By "bat expert", do you mean vampire?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57No, vampire bats were named after vampires, not the other way around.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00So why do we think of bats when we think of vampires?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Bram Stoker.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Ooh. Is he someone who shovels high-fibre cereal into a high-fibre

0:11:06 > 0:11:09cereal furnace of a high-fibre-cereal-driven train?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12No, that's a bran stoker.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Bram Stoker was a novelist who wrote Dracula, and before that,

0:11:16 > 0:11:21bats weren't even associated with vampires, which is sad, because

0:11:21 > 0:11:27he's given bats such a bad name when really they're lovely creatures.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30These are Egyptian fruit bats, and the reason they got the Egyptian

0:11:30 > 0:11:34name is because they were originally found in the pyramids.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37And now they're found on my face! Argh!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40So you don't think it was a vampire or a vampire bat

0:11:40 > 0:11:42who wrote me the letter in blood?

0:11:42 > 0:11:45No, they certainly don't drink blood.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48They eat fruit. So he likes things like bananas and apples,

0:11:48 > 0:11:51and they'll only land on you if you look like a banana.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Well, if a vampire didn't write me the letter, who did?

0:11:55 > 0:12:01The only monster I know that writes letters was from Frankenstein.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02He sent quite a few.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Hmmm... Frankenstein?

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Erm, what are you doing? - I'm making a Frankenstein.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Out of me?

0:12:19 > 0:12:26No. Don't be stupid. Making a Frankenstein out of a computer! Duh!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29I'm using an oven-ready turkey.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Good. Then I'll help. Firstly, the monster wasn't called Frankenstein.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36That was the doctor who made him.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Frankenstein was a doctor?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42How did he ever get through medical school?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44No, Dr Frankenstein was the man

0:12:44 > 0:12:47who made the monster, Frankenstein's monster.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Frankenstein made his own monster?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53But he was a monster already!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Let's just read the flipping book, shall we?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59"With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony,

0:12:59 > 0:13:03"I collected the instruments of life around me,

0:13:03 > 0:13:07"that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing

0:13:07 > 0:13:08"that lay at my feet.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14"By the glimmer of the half-extinguished lights,

0:13:14 > 0:13:18"I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open.

0:13:18 > 0:13:24"It breathed hard and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs."

0:13:27 > 0:13:30It's alive!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Wait a minute.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34How did he make it come to life?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36The story of Frankenstein was inspired

0:13:36 > 0:13:40by the findings of the scientist Luigi Galvani over 200 years ago.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42While he was dissecting a dead frog,

0:13:42 > 0:13:46he accidentally passed an electrical charge through it,

0:13:46 > 0:13:49causing its legs to kick as if he were alive.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Accidentally?- That was his story.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54So how do I make my monster come alive?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I'll knock you up some specialised equipment.- OK.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59But we need to test it on something

0:13:59 > 0:14:01before we use it on my lovely monster.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- We don't have a dead frog, though. - You're right. We need a guinea pig.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09We can't use a guinea pig as a guinea pig. That would be cruel.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Where's Big Howard?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh! Hi, Little Howard.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21That run really pepped me up.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24At least I didn't collapse and have to phone you up,

0:14:24 > 0:14:25like I did yesterday...

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- What's going on?- I'm sorry, Big Howard, but my party's tonight

0:14:29 > 0:14:31and I haven't made a monster yet.

0:14:31 > 0:14:37You might feel a slight tingling sensation when I press this button.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Wow!- What are you doing?!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Just testing the principles of Luigi Galvani.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Oh, OK, then.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Put those back on.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Turning you into Dr Frankenstein's monster, Dr Frankenstein,

0:15:00 > 0:15:03is my only hope. The party's tonight.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Little Howard, monsters don't exist.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09If monsters don't exist, why is there a name for them?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Well, the Daleks don't exist, but they've got a name.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Daleks don't exist?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17There goes Plan B.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22Look, if monsters did exist, do you think I'd let one of them eat you?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Not normally, but recently you do seem

0:15:25 > 0:15:28to be in a bit of a bad mood with me.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29PHONE RINGS

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Well, I will be at the party, so please stop worrying.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Huh!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45It was the monster, wasn't it?

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Worse. They've brought the filming of Flummox Mum forward to tonight.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52And look at the state of me! I've got to get to the bathroom

0:15:52 > 0:15:54and sort myself out before I go to the studio.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58You're going out? But who's going to save me from the monster?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04No, seriously, who's going to save me from the monster?

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Now, are we all ready?

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I've got my garlic baguette in case it's a vampire,

0:16:34 > 0:16:38I've got my silver cake balls in case it's a werewolf.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Yes, but are you wearing clean pants?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I don't want you embarrassing me

0:16:42 > 0:16:45by getting eaten when you're not wearing clean underwear.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47DOOR BELL RINGS

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Little Susan, you've come as King Kong too.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53No, I'm a girl monkey.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Now, where are my tooth-whitening strips?

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Wow! Brilliant, hideous mutant mask.

0:17:09 > 0:17:14You'll definitely win the prize for most repulsive monster costume.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Oh, dear. That was my date. She didn't know it was fancy dress.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Sorry.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Roger, you've got to help me.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24A monster's coming to eat me.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26You what?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Not while I've got anything to do with it.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Thank you, Roger.- I'm your agent.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35If it eats you, it'll have to give me a payment for lost earnings.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39The cheek, expecting to eat one of my clients for free.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41DOORBELL RINGS

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Hello. I'm A Monster.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Wait a minute. No, you're not.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Er, yes, I am. Alan Monster.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Pleased to meet you. I think you probably put the invite

0:17:58 > 0:18:02through the wrong door, but I decided to turn up anyway on the off chance

0:18:02 > 0:18:03that you did want to invite

0:18:03 > 0:18:06a staggeringly dull man you'd never met before.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Yes, I was a bit confused by your R2D2.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- My what?- Your reply.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14You said you wanted to eat me.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Er, no, I said I wanted to meet you.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22The M must have been covered up by a blob of tomato ketchup.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Ketchup? Not blood?

0:18:25 > 0:18:30No, I was eating a sausage sandwich while writing my reply.

0:18:30 > 0:18:35I was writing with my left hand while holding the sausage sandwich

0:18:35 > 0:18:37with my right hand.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Couldn't you have just swapped hands?

0:18:39 > 0:18:45No. It was a particularly nice sausage sandwich.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, I see.

0:18:52 > 0:18:57Everybody, this is A Monster. But don't worry, A stands for Alan.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01He's not a monster, obviously, because...

0:19:01 > 0:19:02monsters aren't real.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04They're only in stories.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Argh! It's a monster!

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Oh, no,

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Big Howard's turned into a monster!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Ooh, it can't have been anything to do with me poisoning him,

0:19:16 > 0:19:19dyeing his skin orange and zapping him, can it?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22# I've created a monster

0:19:22 > 0:19:24# I've created a thing that I detest

0:19:24 > 0:19:27# In the beginning it was beautiful

0:19:27 > 0:19:30# In the beginning it was better than the best

0:19:30 > 0:19:34# I've created a monster I've created a thing that I despise

0:19:34 > 0:19:37# All I wanted was to save the day

0:19:37 > 0:19:40# Not create a hairy thing with scary eyes. #

0:19:40 > 0:19:43What have I done?

0:19:43 > 0:19:47'Are you ready for the brand-new daytime quiz show

0:19:47 > 0:19:50'for the elderly, infirm and easily alarmed?

0:19:50 > 0:19:55'Yes, it's here. Introducing, in his daytime television debut, the large

0:19:55 > 0:20:01'but basically unthreatening bundle of fun that is Big Howard Reeves!'

0:20:01 > 0:20:03HE BABBLES

0:20:15 > 0:20:18# I think I'm worse than a monster

0:20:18 > 0:20:21# When I realise that this is all my fault

0:20:21 > 0:20:23# I think I'm worse than Dr Frankenstein

0:20:23 > 0:20:26# Even though I know I haven't got a lightning bolt

0:20:26 > 0:20:30# I think I'm worse than a monster I am worse than Dracula

0:20:30 > 0:20:33# And I am becoming a monster

0:20:33 > 0:20:35# And the monster comes from deep inside

0:20:35 > 0:20:41# I'm becoming a, I'm becoming a I'm becoming a monster!

0:20:41 > 0:20:48# I'm becoming a, I'm becoming a I'm becoming a MONSTER! #

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Are you all right? - I've had better days.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm sorry about all this.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I think it might be

0:21:12 > 0:21:16partially my fault.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19"Partially"?! Well, at least you admit it, I suppose.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Are you going stop asking big questions that endanger my life?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Erm...

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Oh, you won first prize

0:21:26 > 0:21:29in the monster costume competition, by the way.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Did I? What was the prize?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Oh. There wasn't a prize.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Oh.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Did any of this make a good song?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Oh, the song was brilliant.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Oh, was it? Can I hear it? - No, the moment's passed.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Did you phone me all out of breath halfway through the episode?

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Yeah, I did.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49WOMAN SCREAMS

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Grow up!- Oh!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I thought it was a monster.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58The plot makes sense now. It's very well written.