How Can I Learn Superpowers?

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Catch must be the best game in the world!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10You don't think after about two hours,

0:00:10 > 0:00:12it can get a little bit boring?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15That says more about you than it does about the noble game of catch.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19- Why can't we just try kicking it? - Because you're rubbish at kicking.

0:00:19 > 0:00:25- Remember what happened at the park? - Ple-e-ase!- Kicking can be fun too.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26SMASH!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Ah. Well, that ball obviously wasn't a perfect sphere.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34You kicked it into Evil Harry Wheeler's garden -

0:00:34 > 0:00:38the place from which no ball ever returns.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42I've heard he's a bit grumpy... but I'm sure it'll be fine.

0:00:42 > 0:00:48DOG BARKS Uh-oh! We've woken his Hound Of Hell!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's a sausage dog.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54His Sausage Dog of Hell!

0:00:54 > 0:00:55There's only one thing for it.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yeah, I just get a broom,

0:00:58 > 0:01:04reach over, and poke at it ineffectually...for ages.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05- DOG GROWLS - No! Down, boy!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07HOOTER BLARES

0:01:08 > 0:01:09I, Little Howard,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13have come up with another of my Bi-i-i-i-i-ig Questions!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16How can I learn Superpowers?

0:01:22 > 0:01:27SINISTER GRUMBLING Oh, no! It's Harry Wheeler!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32# I love monkeys, I love monkeys

0:01:32 > 0:01:36# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys

0:01:36 > 0:01:39# With their tails and their bananas

0:01:39 > 0:01:41# I think that if we all were monkeys

0:01:41 > 0:01:43# We'd have happier mananas

0:01:43 > 0:01:45# Give me monkeys, lots of monkeys

0:01:45 > 0:01:48# For you know that it's the monkeys I adore

0:01:48 > 0:01:51# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys

0:01:51 > 0:01:54# I wouldn't love her any more! #

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Thank you very much!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Where are all the monkeys?

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- They've all attained the superpower of invisibility.- Are you sure?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05There's a lot of monkeys in the canteen

0:02:05 > 0:02:08laughing and throwing biscuits at each other.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11No, they've been cloned by an evil villain super-scientist.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Isn't that right, lads?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Lads?

0:02:15 > 0:02:19They're all nodding now...I imagine.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Big Howard! No time to explain!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Did I escape from a dying planet of superhuman beings,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32and fall to Earth in a meteorite?

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Um, no.- Oh...right.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39So, I'm not secretly Superman. OK.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Have I ever been bitten by a radioactive spider?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44You're not Spiderman either.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Why do you need superpowers just to get your ball back?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Because you kicked it into the garden of an evil mad super villain.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I'm sure he's very nice once you get to know him.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58They said that about Dr Octopus, when he was Medical Student Octopus!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01People who said it got their heads ripped off eight times!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04He is not a super-villain.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I admit I've never actually seen him properly,

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- and his garden is in a shocking state.- He's waiting to pounce now,

0:03:10 > 0:03:14sharpening his solid crystalline mandibles.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21He is not sharpening his solid crystalline mandibles!

0:03:21 > 0:03:25He's just a man, and I think the fence might have fallen on his dog.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27We should check it's all right.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Everyone knows Harry Wheeler's dog is immortal.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm amazed he didn't eviscerate you

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- with a single swipe of his adamantine claw.- What?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36To the secret lair!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43That's it, I'm burning his comics.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Your secret lair looks a lot like the living room.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54That is its genius!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55It's even got you fooled.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00I saw your ball go over Harry Wheeler's fence,

0:04:00 > 0:04:05so I started researching how you can attain superpowers, Little Howard.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Thank you. At least someone's thinking straight.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Why are you both petrified of Harry Wheeler?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Haven't you heard about Harry Wheeler?

0:04:12 > 0:04:17His spit is so acidic it can burn through the hull of a spaceship!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21- As for his wee.- Where are you two getting all this nonsense from?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Boy down the swings. - Oh, not him again!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Yes, him again. Right, Mother.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28How do I get my ball back?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, Harry Wheeler sleeps upside down,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32recharging his bionic energy cells

0:04:32 > 0:04:35with electricity he gets from the very core of the Earth.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Of course.- Unbelievable. - Our only hope

0:04:38 > 0:04:42is to enter under cover of darkness. We need night vision!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45What, like X-Zam, Ray-Vision and The Invigilator?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Who are they?!

0:04:47 > 0:04:51They're crime-fighting super-heroes with superhuman sight.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56These are rubbish. They look like they were dawn by a six-year-old!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58They were!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Ah.- I've ordered night vision goggles which will give you

0:05:02 > 0:05:04the superpower of seeing in the dark,

0:05:04 > 0:05:07and I've also ordered you thermal imaging goggles.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Why would I want to see Harry Wheeler's thermals?

0:05:11 > 0:05:15No, no, thermal imaging goggles can see heat.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- They should be arriving about... - DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:44 > 0:05:48How are the thermal imaging goggles working out for you, Little Howard?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50They'll help you see Darth Wheeler and his dog

0:05:50 > 0:05:52by the heat they give off.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55They show different temperatures as different coloured blobs.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58So I'll be able to see him in the dark!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Yes, unless he's part polar bear.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Ah, yes, of course!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Why?- Well, because of their thick skin and fur, polar bears give off

0:06:07 > 0:06:11very little body heat so they're almost completely invisible

0:06:11 > 0:06:13to thermal goggles, except their nose!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I think this whole thing is ridiculous.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18And I'm not remotely interested.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20BANGING FROM OUTSIDE

0:06:20 > 0:06:23He's not making those noises again, is he?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25You've heard these noises before?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah. Bloke down the Post Office

0:06:28 > 0:06:31reckons he's building a home-made conservatory

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- and he hasn't got permission from the council.- The fiend!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36I'm going in, Big Howard.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41I've got my night vision and thermo-sensitive super-power goggles.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Wish me luck.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46You sure you wouldn't rather stay here

0:06:46 > 0:06:50and help me write a stiffly worded letter to the planning authorities?

0:06:50 > 0:06:51BANGING CONTINUES

0:06:54 > 0:06:56EVIL GRUMBLING

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It sounds like he's building something! But what?!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Switching to night vision!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Oh, I can't see... (I can't see where he is properly.)

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Switching to heat-sensitive thermal imaging.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Brilliant! Right. Now to find my ball.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17But that won't give off any heat, so returning to night vision.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Always check the whereabouts of your enemies.

0:07:30 > 0:07:36If the ball's not here, maybe it's hidden in his evil shed...lair.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39He's not an evil super villain. He's not. He's not.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43He's not an evil super villain. He's not an...

0:07:43 > 0:07:46What if he is an evil super villain?! Little Howard!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, my goodness!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53It's all true!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54But still no ball.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Better keep a thermal eye out for his hell hound from hell.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Negative hell-hound sightings, just got... Oh, dear.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07No, no. Please don't sneeze.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09No. I can't. At-choo!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, dear, I've switched to night vision.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Oh, no. That's snot.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17EVIL GRUMBLING

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Run, Little Howard!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- They say he's got swords for arms! - Aggh!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26EVIL GRUMBLING

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- What happened then?!- I sneezed and blew my cover clean off.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Typical! Why is it you only ever sneeze when you have to stay silent?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41I think I might be allergic to being quiet.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44You won't believe what I saw in his shed!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Not...plans for an unsightly lean-to that overlooks our garden?

0:08:47 > 0:08:55- No! Plans for a flying death machine! - Oh, that's all right then. ..What?!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57You have angered the beast

0:08:57 > 0:09:00and you must be prepared to face him in mortal combat.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- But he'll slice me to slithereens! - Then you need the superpowers

0:09:03 > 0:09:08- of limb regeneration and super-human strength.- Oh, for heaven's sake!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Like Wolverine. Brilliant.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14I expect you've already ordered those superpowers online

0:09:14 > 0:09:19and they're about to arrive...any second...now?

0:09:19 > 0:09:23No! But these superpowers do exist in nature.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27In the year 2006, a baby called Liam was born in Michigan in America

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- with super-human strength!- Oh.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33He could do complicated gymnastics at the age of five months,

0:09:33 > 0:09:37and by the age of three he punched a hole in a wall during a tantrum.

0:09:37 > 0:09:42Wow! He has super strength and he can he re-grow his limbs?

0:09:42 > 0:09:47No. But some things can, like sea slugs and salamanders.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Brilliant!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Ha! You missed me completely. Oh.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Ha-ha-ha! You'll never play catch again!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I wouldn't be too sure, Harry Wheeler!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06OK, Mother,

0:10:06 > 0:10:10give me the powers of super-human strength and limb regeneration.

0:10:10 > 0:10:16Ah. I'm afraid there's no way for humans to re-grow limbs yet.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Oh. What about that super strong toddler?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Can you make me into one of those?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I'm afraid that's just a very rare genetic disorder.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27There are only about 100 people born with it in the world.

0:10:27 > 0:10:33So...all that was a complete waste of time, then?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Yes. Interesting, though, wasn't it?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37BANGING OUTSIDE

0:10:37 > 0:10:39He's at it again.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41What are we going to do?!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I know. Why don't we, um...pretend it's not happening,

0:10:44 > 0:10:46lock all the doors and go to bed.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Good plan. THEY BOTH SCREAM

0:10:58 > 0:11:00HE POURS A DRINK

0:11:00 > 0:11:01HE GASPS

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Big Howard, Big Howard!

0:11:09 > 0:11:14"Keep out, dog squashers"?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17He's built a super fence, Big Howard!

0:11:17 > 0:11:21A man who fixes something as soon as it's broken?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23He's definitely not human.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Right. This is serious.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27We need to learn a superpower to climb over this.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32- Wall crawling? Like Spiderman?- Well, fence-crawling, to be precise.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36I've seen this done. We need four plungers and sticky double-tape.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39To the gaudily coloured DIY store on the outskirts of town.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I've got my unnecessarily gaudy plungers

0:11:50 > 0:11:53and my sticky tape, I'll be up that wall in no time.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Where have you seen this done before, Big Howard?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Um...I think it might have been a cartoon.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I'm not so sure you've quite got those right, mate.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04What do you know about climbing walls

0:12:04 > 0:12:07using the power of vacuum, clever pants?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08I'm Jem Stansfield.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I built vacuum-climbing gloves for Bang Goes The Theory.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Oh, BBC1's flagship Top Gear-style hands-on fun science programme?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18You've got it. You're on the right lines with vacuums,

0:12:18 > 0:12:22but what I had was two vacuum cleaner motors strapped to my back

0:12:22 > 0:12:25that then sucked out the air from pads attached to my hands

0:12:25 > 0:12:27and stuck me to walls.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Have you been watching the same cartoons as Big Howard?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- If you mean Spiderman, yes, we've all watched it.- Prove it, then.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Put your money where your mouth is. - They're in the van.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38To the van!

0:12:41 > 0:12:42- The van's that way.- Sorry.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47That is never going to work.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51- How about we settle this with a straight race to the top?- You're on.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Well, I think you're both going to die,

0:12:53 > 0:12:56so I'm going to video you and put it on the internet.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Much appreciated.- On your marks, get set, go!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Wow! Look at that!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05It actually sticks him to the wall!

0:13:05 > 0:13:09He's just had a lucky head-start. I'll catch him up in a minute.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16What you need is the vacuum cleaner to create low pressure

0:13:16 > 0:13:20on this side of the pad, so the air around us slams into the wall,

0:13:20 > 0:13:23and it holds me pretty well.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26It seems unlikely, but it works.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29He made it all the way! That's amazing!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Cor!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Do you think he'll let me borrow it?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Only if he's massively irresponsible.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Good luck. Do be careful.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Wow! Look at me, Big Howard.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm Spiderman! I'm the Vacuumiser!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm...doomed!

0:14:08 > 0:14:13Oh, dear! This is why they say you shouldn't try this at home!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Arrrrrgh!

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Oh! Ow! Oh!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22CRASH!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27THEY BOTH SCREAM

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Oh, no! They've knackered Harry Wheeler's fence again!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I've heard he trebles in size when he's angry,

0:14:35 > 0:14:38seeing in the dark and wall crawling haven't helped.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Can they find a superpower that will get little Howard's ball back?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Find out after this message from our sponsors.

0:14:47 > 0:14:52Are you fed up with not having a superpower?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Would you like the ability to turn water into ice

0:14:55 > 0:14:58with a single touch of your finger?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Do you want to become Snowman?

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Then simply touch the water in that tray.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Wow!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Will that happen every time I touch water?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16No. It happened because I spent ages dissolving sodium acetate

0:15:16 > 0:15:18in hot water and chilling it in the fridge.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20It's called an exothermic reaction.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Oh, and by the way, you look stupid in those pants.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33SMASH!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Without a fence we're completely fence-less.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I mean defenceless. Actually, we're both.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50With the fence down, it should be easier to get my ball.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53If we could somehow slip through unnoticed.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58- You could create an invisibility shield.- They don't exist, Mother.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Oh, yes, they do!- Mother said they do, so they definitely don't.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Ah, but they do! Susumu Tachi from the University of Tokyo

0:16:06 > 0:16:09has created an invisibility cloak.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12A camera records a background image, then projects it onto you.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16The cloak you wear is made of a substance called retro-reflectum,

0:16:16 > 0:16:21- specially designed to capture the projected image.- That's amazing...

0:16:21 > 0:16:24if a little bit long-winded.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Have we got a retro-reflectum cloak, then?- Oh!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Well, let's see what we can rustle up.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Why do I have to do this one?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I'm not big enough to carry the telly.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Does it work?

0:16:44 > 0:16:45- Am I invisible?- Um, no,

0:16:45 > 0:16:49but I'm sure I wouldn't be able to see you if you were further away...

0:16:49 > 0:16:52like...Alaska.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Now, get in there and fetch my ball.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Brilliant! It's working!

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Who needs an expensive retro reflector cloak

0:17:05 > 0:17:08when you can film what's behind you on a camcorder

0:17:08 > 0:17:10and show it on a telly in front of you?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Nothing can possibly go wrong. SIREN BLARES

0:17:13 > 0:17:16A police car!

0:17:16 > 0:17:20Sounds like it's stopped outside Harry Wheeler's house.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Finally the law is catching up with the fiend.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Oh, dear! Oh, let's see.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Has this got it?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- How about now, is that the right channel?!- Stop shouting!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- I am supposed to be invisible. - What about now?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56I'm not invisible, am I?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59No. May I ask you what you're doing, sir?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm getting my ball back, officer.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Sergeant, actually. - Sorry, Sergeant Actually.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07At last the bungling police department

0:18:07 > 0:18:10have caught up with Harry Wheeler's dastardly crimes!

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Are these the culprits, Mr Wheeler?

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Yeah, that's them hooligans, Sarge! Just pop that down there.

0:18:17 > 0:18:23- Us?! You're the evil mad super criminal!- They won't leave me alone!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26They've broken my fence twice, squashed my dog,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28they've crept all over my garden.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Those swords on his arms look a bit like crutches.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35They're dumping equipment on my property! Why?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Have a look in his shed.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42- There are plans in there for building a flying death machine.- Yeah.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45There's nothing in my shed except some smokeless fuel,

0:18:45 > 0:18:49some magazines, and plans for me model Harrier jump jet.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Oh. Well, where's my ball, then?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Was that it?- OK.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59You might not have been planning to rain terror from the skies,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02but you've burst our ball,

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- which in a way is worse. - I didn't do it!

0:19:04 > 0:19:09I found it my dog's mouth, after you'd squashed him under the fence.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Sorry, is he all right? - He'll be fine.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14He's going to be shorter. I blame the big 'un!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17He shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of a child. He's incapable.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21- How dare you?!- In cape-able?!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yes, young man! You need proper supervision!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Supervision!?- Yes!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27You know like a proper supervisor!

0:19:27 > 0:19:31Of course! A super visor,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34that could fire lasers out of my eyes,

0:19:34 > 0:19:38and make me fly at super-human speed!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40What's he going on about?

0:19:44 > 0:19:48# I could go to any length if I had super-human strength

0:19:48 > 0:19:51# I'd be so safe from harm if I could just re-grow an arm

0:19:51 > 0:19:54# I'd probably be all right if I could see at night

0:19:54 > 0:19:57# But I know what I need to save the day!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00# I need a super visor!

0:20:00 > 0:20:04# It's the only thing that will get me through

0:20:04 > 0:20:06# A super visor

0:20:06 > 0:20:09# Put them on and they'll show me what to do

0:20:09 > 0:20:11# A super visor

0:20:11 > 0:20:14# Super visor will help me to see the light

0:20:14 > 0:20:17# A super visor

0:20:17 > 0:20:21# It will show me that everything's all right

0:20:24 > 0:20:28# I would never face defeat if I could see your body heat

0:20:28 > 0:20:31# I'd be good at self defence if I could only climb a fence

0:20:31 > 0:20:34# I wouldn't be so miserable if I could be invisible

0:20:34 > 0:20:36# But I know what I need to save the day

0:20:36 > 0:20:40# I need a super visor

0:20:40 > 0:20:43# It's the only thing that will get me through

0:20:43 > 0:20:45# A super visor

0:20:45 > 0:20:48# Put them on and they'll show me what to do

0:20:48 > 0:20:51# A super visor

0:20:51 > 0:20:54# A super visor will help me to see the light

0:20:54 > 0:20:56# A super visor

0:20:56 > 0:21:01# Show me everything is all right It'll knock me into shape!

0:21:01 > 0:21:04# Cos I'm shape-able! It's going to put me in a cape!

0:21:04 > 0:21:08# I'm in-cape-able! In-cape-able! In-cape-able!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13# A super visor

0:21:13 > 0:21:15# It's the only thing that will get me through

0:21:15 > 0:21:18# A super visor

0:21:18 > 0:21:21# Put them on and they'll show me what to do

0:21:21 > 0:21:24# A super visor

0:21:24 > 0:21:27# It will blow their evil plans open wide

0:21:27 > 0:21:29# A super visor

0:21:29 > 0:21:35# When you're wearing your underpants outside! #

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Little Howard, that's not what those words mean.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43A supervisor is someone who organises people,

0:21:43 > 0:21:47and incapable is someone who's rubbish at something.

0:21:47 > 0:21:52OK, but I think you'll find those definitions

0:21:52 > 0:21:56are just the words' secret identities.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Oh. ..What?!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01That's it. I'm moving.

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